The Battle for the Sandwich

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I add 50 disco balls just for fun. I also send a whole bunch of fish with legs after @mippo to get the sandwich. 

I counter with 51 rats with arms

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, mippo said:

I counter with 51 rats with arms

The fish with legs prove their superiority by stepping on the rats with arms and squishing them. 

Edited March 3 by Ashkaloda

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I note the page number and start doing the cha cha slide.

[___ He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The fish with legs prove their superiority by stepping on the rats with arms and squishing them. 

I yelp in fear and open an elsegate with my multi-honorblade and end up in texas

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 minutes ago, mippo said:

I yelp in fear and open an elsegate with my multi-honorblade and end up in texas

Several of them follow you through. 

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Several of them follow you through. 

I cut their legs off

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, mippo said:

I cut their legs off

They fall over and start bleeding out. 

[___ He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

They fall over and start bleeding out. 

I cauterize the wounds and run away

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Bob materializes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Only if the Narrator comes here

Otherwise you ought to be fine

Ah

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

That doesn’t stop the dinosaurs from devouring them. 

But

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is a dinosaur

Just now, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Bob materializes

Clone says hi to Bob

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Bobsits on Clone

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Bobsits on Clone

Clone pewter-compounding punches Bob

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Bob has armor on that is made completely out of SIM, so Clone gets squashed.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Bob has armor on that is made completely out of SIM, so Clone gets squashed.

Wait have you read it

Clone reminds you that SIM is actually really light

[NerdSandwich she/her]

3 hours ago, mippo said:

Because I do!

I, having just stolen it, run away cackling.

I fry your brain with math and steal the Sandwich back.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Bob defies the laws of physics and time, and eats clone.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I also force you to undevour Revenge.

how about no

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

how about no

how about a 50/50 split

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

I heard there were sandwiches?

I brought chips.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Sandwich. Singular. Bob gets mad at you and attacks.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

18 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Sandwich. Singular. Bob gets mad at you and attacks.

And promptly keels over and dies of a stroke. 

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

Oh no.

Unexists

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I heard there were sandwiches?

I brought chips.

Wait why did you bring me?

And where to?

Edited March 4 by ChipsAHoid

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I note the page number and start doing the cha cha slide.

I join you, but with much flamboyance

[Shatter He/Him]

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims starts moonwalking.

Edited March 4 by Shatter