The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I come out of the digital world disappointed at not finding the Sandwich but see the Sandwich conveniently lying there on the ground while you guys fight over it, my used-to-be pet hamster. I take the Sandwich.

I throw it at you, causing you to drop the Sandwich. I pick it up and run while you are still entangled in a fight with it.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I pick the Sandwich up again.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I pick the Sandwich up again.

I pick up NerdSandwich again.

[___ He/Him]

I suck up the sandwich with my ultra-power vacuum cleaner and run away cackling

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich and create a bionic polar bear.

Edited February 27 by NerdSandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 10/19/2022 at 3:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

15 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich.

 

[___ He/Him]

27 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich and create a bionic polar bear.

I use my time powers to reverse time and bring the sandwich back into my hand. Then I harness the boringness of @NerdSandwich's stealing the sandwich and put it in a gun. I shoot @Ashkaloda

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, mippo said:

I use my time powers to reverse time and bring the sandwich back into my hand. Then I harness the boringness of @NerdSandwich's stealing the sandwich and put it in a gun. I shoot @Ashkaloda

TIME TRAVEL?

Clone sighs, altering the universe once again, uniting the timelines, creating...

4 new clones, 1 new chull-clone, and the Maws 28 and 29.

And a whole, stormin' bunch of Honorblades.

Except the Windrunner, Skybreaker, and Bondsmith ones, which aren't here.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 minutes ago, mippo said:

I use my time powers to reverse time and bring the sandwich back into my hand. Then I harness the boringness of @NerdSandwich's stealing the sandwich and put it in a gun. I shoot @Ashkaloda

I am bored. 

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

TIME TRAVEL?

Clone sighs, altering the universe once again, uniting the timelines, creating...

4 new clones, 1 new chull-clone, and the Maws 28 and 29.

And a whole, stormin' bunch of Honorblades.

Except the Windrunner, Skybreaker, and Bondsmith ones, which aren't here.

No it’s fine he reversed time he didn’t go back in time. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am bored. 

No it’s fine he reversed time he didn’t go back in time. 

But Clone was keeping the present intact in an alternate timeline

Besides, since the first time travel event, 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel rules have applied.

Also I realised that the unnamed clone was not here, so there are only 3 new clones

Edited February 27 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

But Clone was keeping the present intact in an alternate timeline

Besides, since the first time travel event, 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel rules have applied.

Mmmmh

[___ He/Him]

20 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

TIME TRAVEL?

Clone sighs, altering the universe once again, uniting the timelines, creating...

4 new clones, 1 new chull-clone, and the Maws 28 and 29.

And a whole, stormin' bunch of Honorblades.

Except the Windrunner, Skybreaker, and Bondsmith ones, which aren't here.

For some reason, some of the honorblades are talking.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, mippo said:

I use my time powers to reverse time and bring the sandwich back into my hand. Then I harness the boringness of @NerdSandwich's stealing the sandwich and put it in a gun. I shoot @Ashkaloda

I fast forward back to when I had the Sandwich and now I have the Sandwich and I click pause so everyone freezes except for me.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I fast forward back to when I had the Sandwich and now I have the Sandwich and I click pause so everyone freezes except for me.

The Maws 6, 27 and 28, being singularities, are beyond time and space. They steal the sandwich from you.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I say, “wait. Ma like mom, or mo like moment?” I shake off my confusion, then grab The Sandwich in a moment from my ma’s maw.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I say, “wait. Ma like mom, or mo like moment?” I shake off my confusion, then grab The Sandwich in a moment from my ma’s maw.

Hey you're meant to be paused

The Maw 6 says, "Pronounced like 'jaw', but with an 'm'."

The Maws are awakened black hole frying pans

Except the original one in FCRRP, which is massive, a Splinter of Virtuosity, and not a frying pan

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Sounds good. Also, being a new visitor, I am not affected by the pause-wave yet and still have the sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Sounds good. Also, being a new visitor, I am not affected by the pause-wave yet and still have the sandwich.

Ah.

The Maw 27 bonks you on the head, stealing the sandwich from you.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I bonk it on the head, my fingers hurt now but I store it in f-tin, I take the sandwich from the stunned Mwah(Is that how you say it?)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I bonk it on the head, my fingers hurt now but I store it in f-tin, I take the sandwich from the stunned Mwah(Is that how you say it?)

No Maw as in Jaw but Maw

The Maw 27 reminds you that it doesn't have a head, and it proceeds to run away with your fingers.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I fast forward back to when I had the Sandwich and now I have the Sandwich and I click pause so everyone freezes except for me.

I smack the remote out of your hands and switch to a different channel. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I smack the remote out of your hands and switch to a different channel. 

Clone, in his glitter armour, is now battling an army of Sandcaterpillars.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone, in his glitter armour, is now battling an army of Sandcaterpillars.

I root on the sandcaterpillars through the screen. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 2/25/2026 at 10:10 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone looks up.

You see a solid cloud not letting any light through, getting bigger.

You realize it is entirely all the paper money and coins from the year 1930 slowly falling on your head

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I root on the sandcaterpillars through the screen. 

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You see a solid cloud not letting any light through, getting bigger.

You realize it is entirely all the paper money and coins from the year 1930 slowly falling on your head

Clone gets knocked out from the barrage of money. Only the glitter armour keeps him alive.

The Sandcaterpillars win.