The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone gets knocked out from the barrage of money. Only the glitter armour keeps him alive.

The Sandcaterpillars win.

"Sorry!" He says.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

21 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Sorry!" He says.

Clone recovers and gives you Callisto, before evacuating all of his forces and relocating to Triton.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

45 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone recovers and gives you Callisto, before evacuating all of his forces and relocating to Triton.

They get stuck in a traffic jam in transit. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

51 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone recovers and gives you Callisto, before evacuating all of his forces and relocating to Triton.

"Thanks!!!" He says, then wondering what he is going to do with Callisto. "Oh! I know!" Before immediately leaving and taking the entire planet with him.

[___ He/Him]

I put my boringness gun into a box that diffuses its waves and hits everyone but me

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

34 minutes ago, mippo said:

I put my boringness gun into a box that diffuses its waves and hits everyone but me

Fortunately, I deal with boringness by daydreaming, and by sheer force of will I daydream the Sandwich into my hands. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

They get stuck in a traffic jam in transit. 

Clone honks, before realising that sound doesn't travel through space

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Thanks!!!" He says, then wondering what he is going to do with Callisto. "Oh! I know!" Before immediately leaving and taking the entire planet with him.

Moon, actually.

1 hour ago, mippo said:

I put my boringness gun into a box that diffuses its waves and hits everyone but me

Clone falls asleep, and wakes up when the space traffic is cleared. Him and the Polar Bear Army make it to Triton.

The company Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. asks the people of Arrakis whether they want to buy some hydrocarbons. @Ashkaloda

[NerdSandwich she/her]

16 hours ago, mippo said:

I use my time powers to reverse time and bring the sandwich back into my hand. Then I harness the boringness of @NerdSandwich's stealing the sandwich and put it in a gun. I shoot @Ashkaloda

I reverse time to the point where I first stole the Sandwich. (a verrry large amount of pages ago)

Edited February 28 by NerdSandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I reverse time to the point where I first stole the Sandwich. (a verrry large amount of pages ago)

I revert your reversal for continuity purposes. 

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone honks, before realising that sound doesn't travel through space

Moon, actually.

Clone falls asleep, and wakes up when the space traffic is cleared. Him and the Polar Bear Army make it to Triton.

The company Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. asks the people of Arrakis whether they want to buy some hydrocarbons. @Ashkaloda

Sound proceeds to travel through space just to spite him. 

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How much are they selling for, the people want to know?

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I wake up from my 3-page slumber (due to myself having to get 4 staples in my head irl) and ask what is happening.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I wake up from my 3-page slumber (due to myself having to get 4 staples in my head irl) and ask what is happening.

I explain nothing as I don't know either, and ask if you are okay.

How are you?

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I'm fine, I'm fine! 

I shrug and wait for something to happen.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I'm fine, I'm fine! 

I shrug and wait for something to happen.

Okay!

I blow myself up.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I put Ink and Embers back together like a Lego set

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

9 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I put Ink and Embers back together like a Lego set

I am very grateful and offer you a cheesecake.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I double it and give it to the next person.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I reverse time to the point where I first stole the Sandwich. (a verrry large amount of pages ago)

Gasp!

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I revert your reversal for continuity purposes. 

Sound proceeds to travel through space just to spite him. 

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How much are they selling for, the people want to know?

Oh

The CEO of Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. says that 1 mole of pure methane sells at 10 copper clips, and 1 mole of pure ethane sells at 15 copper clips.

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I double it and give it to the next person.

Which happens to be Clone. He adds the cheesecakes to his armour.

Edited February 28 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
Typo

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

26 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Gasp!

Oh

The CEO of Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. says that 1 mole of pure methane sells at 10 copper clips, and 1 mole of pure ethane sells at 15 copper clips.

Which happens to me Clone. He adds the cheesecakes to his armour.

I appear in front of the CEO. “How much for the whole company?”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I appear in front of the CEO. “How much for the whole company?”

The CEO says, "100 billion boxings"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

19 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The CEO says, "100 billion boxings"

I frown. “Surely,” I say, “you are overvaluing your company.”

Also why are they selling it per units of mol

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I frown. “Surely,” I say, “you are overvaluing your company.”

Also why are they selling it per units of mol

Because

If you heat it up or cool it down, volume changes

Mass doesn't, but they don't like mass

"Fine. 50 billion boxings. We may not have made many sales, but we all know that methane rockets are the future. Even if fusion get up and running first, you can get your hydrogen from our hydrocarbons, which are way easier to store as liquids."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I steal the Snadwich from Ink and Embers through methods that, if revealed, would compromise our agents in the field.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Because

If you heat it up or cool it down, volume changes

Mass doesn't, but they don't like mass

"Fine. 50 billion boxings. We may not have made many sales, but we all know that methane rockets are the future. Even if fusion get up and running first, you can get your hydrogen from our hydrocarbons, which are way easier to store as liquids."

Nah you should measure it in liters of methane at a specific pressure

”How much do you value your own life at?”

The fact that he instantly dropped it by 50 billion is insane

[NerdSandwich she/her]

16 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I steal the Snadwich from Ink and Embers through methods that, if revealed, would compromise our agents in the field.

Unfortunately, I have the Sandwich. But yes, you now have the Snadwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I steal the Snadwich from Ink and Embers through methods that, if revealed, would compromise our agents in the field.

Clone's Polar Bear Army compromise your agents on the field anyway and steal the sandwich

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Nah you should measure it in liters of methane at a specific pressure

”How much do you value your own life at?”

The fact that he instantly dropped it by 50 billion is insane

I don't know the CEO just likes moles

"16 copper clips."

He actually has no idea experience with economics or business at all; he's new to the job, elevated after the old CEO died when Titan exploded.