The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Then finished up devouring Him.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal my watch back so I can text @ChipsAHoid. I am very very mad that you dared to do that and steal the Sandwich back by using Revenge.

I give the thieves a disapproving look

“I like texting this gremlin. No stealing that”

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Then finished up devouring Him.

I also devour whoever we’re talking about because it sounds like fun and it’ll be more fun to find out instead of reading back

And the sandwich appears in my hands. Wonder where that came from?

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I schedule a forum-wide Cha-Cha Slide dance on page 516

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I schedule a forum-wide Cha-Cha Slide dance on page 516

Unfortunately, it had to be postponed to page 526 due to overbooking. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

IT is sad because it is overbooked. My dance is still on schedule.

I set up the giant speakers.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I eat the giant speakers. 

[NameIess]

I bribe the IT people to set up even more massive speakers.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I use my speaker spawn egg and spawn a huge army of giant speakers.

17 more posts to go!

I hype up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I start early because I can't wait.

"This is for all the imitators,
perpatrators, and haters

this is something new
the Casper slide part 2
featuring the platinum band
and this time...we're gonna get funky..funky..
funky..funky..

Everybody Clap ya hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands

A-ight now, we gonna do the basic step
To the left...take it back now y’all
One hop this time…right foot let’s stomp…
left foot let’s stomp
Cha cha real smooth

turn around…to the left…take it back now y’all
One hop this time…right foot let’s stomp…
left foot let’s stomp
Cha cha now y’all
Now it’s time to get funky

To the right now…to the left…take it back now y’all
One hop this time …one hop this time
Right foot two stomps…left foot two stomps
Slide to the left …slide to the right
Crisscross …crisscross
Cha cha real smooth…

let’s go to work

To the left…take it back now y’all
Two hops this time …two hops this time
Right foot two stomps …left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it
Awwwwww yea
C’mon, cha cha now y’all

turn around…to the left…take it back now y’all
Five hops this time
Right foot let’s stomp …left foot let’s stomp
Right foot again …left foot again
Right foot let’s stomp ..left foot let’s stomp
FREEZE!
Everybody clap your hands

[Clap ......................]
C’mon y’all
Check it out y’all

How low can ya go…can ya go down low?
All the way to the floor…how low can ya go?
Can ya bring it to the top…like ya never never stop?
Can ya bring it to the top…one hop!
Right foot now…left foot now y’all
Cha cha real smooth…

turn around…to the left…take it back now y’all
One hop this time …one hop this time
Reverse …reverse
Slide to the left …slide to the right
Reverse reverse …reverse reverse
Cha cha now y’all…cha cha again…
cha cha now y’all…cha cha again

turn around…to the left…take it back now y’all
Two hops two hops …two hops two hops
Right foot let’s stomp…
turn it out…to the left…take it back now y’all
One hop this time …one hop this time
Reverse …reverse
Slide to the left …slide to the right
Charlie Brown
(Peace)"

Edited March 3 by Kaladist The Ketek Writer

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Clone offers to prepare spiked normal cookies for the party.

Also @Ashkaloda

You were talking about catastrophic things with people both active here and have a Narrator?

I have a Narrator now, so

What exactly do you mean by that?

[Shatter He/Him]

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims would like to join in on this... party.

Edited March 3 by Shatter

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone offers to prepare spiked normal cookies for the party.

Also @Ashkaloda

You were talking about catastrophic things with people both active here and have a Narrator?

I have a Narrator now, so

What exactly do you mean by that?

Only if the Narrator comes here

Otherwise you ought to be fine

[NerdSandwich she/her]

13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I give the thieves a disapproving look

“I like texting this gremlin. No stealing that”

I also devour whoever we’re talking about because it sounds like fun and it’ll be more fun to find out instead of reading back

And the sandwich appears in my hands. Wonder where that came from?

I insist that I am not a gremlin. I also question your reasoning for liking the scam spam @ChipsAHoid. I steal Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims. I also steal the Sandwich because I said so.

I also force you to undevour Revenge.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I insist that I am not a gremlin. I also question your reasoning for liking the scam spam @ChipsAHoid. I steal Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims. I also steal the Sandwich because I said so.

I also force you to undevour Revenge.

That doesn’t stop the dinosaurs from devouring them. 

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I insist that I am not a gremlin. I also question your reasoning for liking the scam spam Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims. I also steal the Sandwich because I said so.@ChipsAHoid. I steal 

I also force you to undevour Revenge.

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is a god (as you should know), and he slips out and zaps you with a bolt of lightning. He's just a Pigeon-God who wants to dance.

How dare you assault Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims.

Edited March 3 by Shatter

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I insist that I am not a gremlin. I also question your reasoning for liking the scam spam @ChipsAHoid. I steal Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims. I also steal the Sandwich because I said so.

I also force you to undevour Revenge.

I am very much looking forward to the cha cha party. I offer Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the Sandwich and also ask if he wants to dance

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am very much looking forward to the cha cha party. I offer Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the Sandwich and also ask if he wants to dance

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims refuses the Sandwich and gives you the dubious honour of holding it. He does wish to dance.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Shatter said:

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims refuses the Sandwich and gives you the dubious honour of holding it. He does wish to dance.

I thank Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims and start dancing with him. 

[Shatter He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I thank Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims and start dancing with him. 

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is happy to have someone to dance with

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is happy to have someone to dance with

I ask Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims what his favourite dance is

[Shatter He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I ask Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims what his favourite dance is

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims likes the Prisiadki.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am very much looking forward to the cha cha party. I offer Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the Sandwich and also ask if he wants to dance

You don't have the Sandwich

[___ He/Him]

6 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

You don't have the Sandwich

Because I do!

I, having just stolen it, run away cackling.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Shatter said:

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims likes the Prisiadki.

I start trying to learn the Prisiadki, with a bit of success!!! Somewhat!!! Kind of!!! But  I'm having fun!!!

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

The party started already and is occurring as we speak

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I add 50 disco balls just for fun. I also send a whole bunch of fish with legs after @mippo to get the sandwich.