The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

48 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone's Polar Bear Army compromise your agents on the field anyway and steal the sandwich

I don't know the CEO just likes moles

"16 copper clips."

He actually has no idea experience with economics or business at all; he's new to the job, elevated after the old CEO died when Titan exploded.

“Okay, I’ll tell you what. I’ll give you 20 billion for the company, and actually let you leave.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Okay, I’ll tell you what. I’ll give you 20 billion for the company, and actually let you leave.”

"Nuh uh," he says, grabbing a methane-powered flamethrower.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I watch him, amused. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I offer @Ashkaloda a methane-powered flamethrower. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer @Ashkaloda a methane-powered flamethrower. 

“Sure. I’m not exactly about to turn it down.”

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I manifest as Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey 

[___ He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I manifest as Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey 

I put you on my head

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I capture you and now I control you

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I create a Penguin Army that steals the Sandwich and they give the Sandwich to me.

Edited March 2 by NerdSandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

31 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I create a Penguin Army that steals the Sandwich and gives it to me.

I distract the penguins with some fish and sneak up on you. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I pilot mippo and do a dance with Ashkaloda to let NerdSandwich keep the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I pilot mippo and do a dance with Ashkaloda to let NerdSandwich keep the Sandwich.

I happily oblige. And steal the sandwich while I'm at it. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I turn into a projectile because someone throws me at you. I steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I turn into a projectile because someone throws me at you. I steal the Sandwich.

But whoever threw you had terrible aim and you miss me drastically. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes I do but I still steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

18 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yes I do but I still steal the Sandwich.

Awww shucks. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yes I do but I still steal the Sandwich.

I threaten to steal your watch and actually steal the Sandwich 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I steal @NerdSandwich's watch as well. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal my watch back so I can text @ChipsAHoid. I am very very mad that you dared to do that and steal the Sandwich back by using Revenge.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal my watch back so I can text @ChipsAHoid. I am very very mad that you dared to do that and steal the Sandwich back by using Revenge.

I scoff at you because how dare you use my friend named Revenge to steal the Sandwich. Tsk tsk. I grab the Sandwich and Revenge goes off on a pilgramage to find the true meaning of life.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Revenge runs into This and Steel and the now-married couple adopts Revenge.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Revenge drops out of high school and This and Steel send him off to charter school.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

noooooooo! They would never!

 

Harrumph!  

Revenge learns his lesson and becomes a great scholar, and This, Steel, and Revenge live happily ever after.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

noooooooo! They would never!

 

Harrumph!  

Revenge learns his lesson and becomes a great scholar, and This, Steel, and Revenge live happily ever after.

Until the dinosaurs came and took Revenge. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Until the dinosaurs came and took Revenge. 

And then ate him.