The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire a penguin to steal the Sandwich. He does, and he gives the Sandwich to me.

[Verdance he/him]

10 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Uhh... either you're winning or Coder's winning," Clone says.

I manifest. "I accept," I say before disappearing.

The orbital defense system has an anti-explosion field, which stops Titan from blowing up. The explosion gets sent to jail.

A polar bear shows up and steals the sandwich

The bald man compounds chromium. Out of sheer luck, the penguin trips and falls and drops the sandwich at the bald man’s feet, and he proceeds to run away with it.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

it, the hamster, is probably very mad at you.

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, NerdSandwich said:

it, the hamster, is probably very mad at you.

My chair is French and I have no regrets

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

13 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I hire a penguin to steal the Sandwich. He does, and he gives the Sandwich to me.

A polar bear shows up and challenges the penguin to a duel

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

A polar bear shows up and challenges the penguin to a duel

While the polar bear is distracted by the duel with the penguin, the bald man uses the dragons skin he is wearing to transform into a dragon, and hoards the Sandwich in his cave. He very much likes being a dragon. 

Edited February 24 by edgyswordname
Bold narnia

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The penguin is tired of being called 'the penguin' and informs you that his name is Fred. He accepts.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

My chair is French and I have no regrets

No! Noooooo

We need more people to vote microwave

We need to reobtain the perfect 1:2 ratio that we had for months

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

A polar bear shows up and challenges the penguin to a duel

A meteor shows up and tries to spectate,  causing a large impact crater where the polar bear and penguin once stood. 

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

No! Noooooo

We need more people to vote microwave

We need to reobtain the perfect 1:2 ratio that we had for months

A meteor shows up and tries to spectate,  causing a large impact crater where the polar bear and penguin once stood. 

Idk or we could go for a democratic 1:1

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

No! Noooooo

We need more people to vote microwave

We need to reobtain the perfect 1:2 ratio that we had for months

A meteor shows up and tries to spectate,  causing a large impact crater where the polar bear and penguin once stood. 

Ash

1:2 is gone

We could go for like 7:13 or something

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Ash

1:2 is gone

We could go for like 7:13 or something

That number sounds unholy to me

The Bald Dragon goes to sleep and dreams about sandwiches and tiny British people with furry feet.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, edgyswordname said:

Idk or we could go for a democratic 1:1

From the time I joined the shard to maybe a month is ago, it was exactly a 1:2 ratio, as each person voted for French and then two others for microwave extremely consistently. 

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Ash

1:2 is gone

We could go for like 7:13 or something

Never!

Also that’s really obscure I’m not sure people would notice

Just now, edgyswordname said:

That number sounds unholy to me

The Bald Dragon goes to sleep and dreams about sandwiches and tiny British people with furry feet.

As he slumbers, a brave young knight arrives to vanquish this terrible new threat to the land. 

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

From the time I joined the shard to maybe a month is ago, it was exactly a 1:2 ratio, as each person voted for French and then two others for microwave extremely consistently. 

Never!

Also that’s really obscure I’m not sure people would notice

As he slumbers, a brave young knight arrives to vanquish this terrible new threat to the land. 

The Bald Dragon poses no threat to the land. He simply sleeps on his hoard, the crown jewel of which is the Sandwich. He likes sleeping almost as much as he likes talking in an exaggerated accent.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon poses no threat to the land. He simply sleeps on his hoard, the crown jewel of which is the Sandwich. He likes sleeping almost as much as he likes talking in an exaggerated accent.

The brave knight of course has no idea as to any of this and simply knows that a dragon moved in nearby. 

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

The brave knight of course has no idea as to any of this and simply knows that a dragon moved in nearby. 

The Bald Dragon, likewise, is unaware of the brave knight’s presence and is currently enraptured in the midst of a whirlpool of dancing dream Sandwiches, all synchronized to the rhythm of the Blue Danube Waltz. He is quite enchanted by the concept of a sandwich. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon, likewise, is unaware of the brave knight’s presence and is currently enraptured in the midst of a whirlpool of dancing dream Sandwiches, all synchronized to the rhythm of the Blue Danube Waltz. He is quite enchanted by the concept of a sandwich. 

The brave knight starts cautiously climbing the Bald Dragon’s hoard, careful not to make any noise. 

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

The brave knight starts cautiously climbing the Bald Dragon’s hoard, careful not to make any noise. 

The Bald Dragon continues stalling and pointedly ignores the brave knight. The music shifts to Ivory’s Larch in A Minor, and the Sandwich from ham and cheese to pastrami deli shop.

dude I have had this sandwich for longer than should be reasonably possible

Edited February 24 by edgyswordname
Ivorycello

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon poses no threat to the land. He simply sleeps on his hoard, the crown jewel of which is the Sandwich. He likes sleeping almost as much as he likes talking in an exaggerated accent.

You never had the Sandwich. You forgot to bold your post.

(earlier)

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I wake up from my accidental nap

[Verdance he/him]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

You never had the Sandwich. You forgot to bold your post.

(earlier)

Of course I never had the Sandwich. @edgyswordname has never been interested in such mundane things as a sandwich. Rather, The Bald Dragon obtained it, so…

Edited February 24 by edgyswordname
I have now held the sandwich for seven posts :3

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Eye scold you're use of third person and turn on bad grammar mode, witch applies too all of you now.

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Eye scold you're use of third person and turn on bad grammar mode, witch applies too all of you now.

Hte Blad Dargon Lvies in Bad Grmmaar Mdoe. He has a suberply bad acenct. 

:3 I will go to war with you 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Myself says: "Me and him goes two store yesterday and seened a apple is be delicious it"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, edgyswordname said:

The Bald Dragon continues stalling and pointedly ignores the brave knight. The music shifts to Ivory’s Larch in A Minor, and the Sandwich from ham and cheese to pastrami deli shop.

dude I have had this sandwich for longer than should be reasonably possible

The brave knight sneaks up to the Bald Dragon and draws his sword, preparing to smite it. 

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

The brave knight sneaks up to the Bald Dragon and draws his sword, preparing to smite it. 

The Bald Dragon is completely oblivious. It has now held the Sandwich for eight posts, far too long.