The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I turn into a dust monster and actually take the sandwich instead of atke the sandwich, then I teleport away.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I turn into a dust monster and actually take the sandwich instead of atke the sandwich, then I teleport away.

I steal the nsr from your monster, turning you instead into a mote of dust. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I throw the otofdust at you, scramble it, and make myself me and you foot dust

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I give you toe fungus and you drop the Sandwich in shock. I steal the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

You grab air, because I never had the sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes but not for the person with the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I grab the tab you unknowingly inserted in your response and hit you with a very big monetary tab that you have to pay the sandwich for.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and set it on a pedestal in the middle of a cave.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take the Sandwich off the pedestal.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and set it on a pedestal in the middle of a cave.

I steal the entire cave, leaving the poor pedestal behind. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I comfort the pedestal.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I take the Sandwich off the pedestal.

A giant stone ball begins rolling towards you at a terrifying speed.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I protect the pedestal, comforting it as it cries about how the cave left it alone

[Bones He/Him]

I slice the boulder in half with Nightblood to protect the pedestal then I slice the pedestal and Kaladist the Ketek Writer in half. I then proceed to teleport to an unknown location.

Edited February 13 by Bones

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I look at the horrors you committed against that fake me and fake pedestal over there. I /tp you to me, immobolize you with my Lightweaver Shardplate,  cut you with both of my Shardblades, and then I give your dead corpse a stern talking about manners.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I protect the pedestal, comforting it as it cries about how the cave left it alone

"They always leave me," it sniffled. "Everyone... they all leave. I'm barely ever noticed. They always just want the sandwich. No one... No one ever realizes..." It bursts into tears. 

12 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I look at the horrors you committed against that fake me and fake pedestal over there. I /tp you to me, immobolize you with my Lightweaver Shardplate,  cut you with both of my Shardblades, and then I give your dead corpse a stern talking about manners.

A bunch of pixies appear around you, laughing. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I scorn the pixies, and then make a lasting friendship with the pedestal to make it feel better.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I scorn the pixies, and then make a lasting friendship with the pedestal to make it feel better.

“You’re going to leave me too,” it moans pitifully. “You don’t care about me. About… about how I feel.”

 

The pixies laugh harder and tie your hair into knots. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

“You’re going to leave me too,” it moans pitifully. “You don’t care about me. About… about how I feel.”

I Say the words and make a radiant bond with the pedestal. Then I cut the pixies in half with my Shardblades.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I Say the words and make a radiant bond with the pedestal. Then I cut the pixies in half with my Shardblades.

Killing the poor innocent pixies breaks your (Nahel?) Bond, making the pedestal a deadeyes. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I point out to Nahel that the pixies have probably killed before and therefore are not innocent.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

36 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I point out to Nahel that the pixies have probably killed before and therefore are not innocent.

Nahel manifests as an entity for the first time ever to tell you that they were, in fact, perfectly innocent. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

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Nahel manifests as an entity for the first time ever to tell you that they were, in fact, perfectly innocent. 

I point out that I was being harassed by the pixies.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

44 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I point out that I was being harassed by the pixies.

“Ah, yes, I completely forgot. Of course the correct response to feeling annoyed is genocide.”

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I point out that killing a small group of pixies is not really genocide, and that I did not use the pedestalblade to kill them anyways.