The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"No, I can. Not alternate universe... more of a... sideways."

"What? Did you steal from the past or the future?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"What? Did you steal from the past or the future?"

"I will steal from one of them, yes. Like I said, it's more of a sideways. Human languages don't really have good words for it."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"I will steal from one of them, yes. Like I said, it's more of a sideways. Human languages don't really have good words for it."

"Alright... you can give me this money?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Alright... you can give me this money?"

"Now?"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Now?"

"If possible. You get Callisto if you can."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 hours ago, edgyswordname said:

Bald Man, as he will forever be named, joins in for no reason. He checks his pockets, which conveniently are loaded with a fortune of gold coins fresh from a dragon’s lair. “Oi bet…” he counts on his fingers for an extended period of time. “Oi bid four hundred an’ thirdy-aight pieces of dragon’s gold!”, he yells raucously, manifesting a mug of ale out of nowhere and dancing a jig.

The bidder goes purple in the face. “Two hundred thousand MONEY!” he declares angrily. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I recruit Ocean's Twelve and perform a legendary heist to steal the sandwich. Then I give the sandwich to Clone, and in return I Wayne Trade my extra shoe to become Shardbuddies with @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I recruit Ocean's Twelve and perform a legendary heist to steal the sandwich. Then I give the sandwich to Clone, and in return I Wayne Trade my extra shoe to become Shardbuddies with @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren.

So you took it from Trout just to give it to Clone?

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

yes

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

yes

*enters heightened state of confusion*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 2/20/2026 at 5:31 PM, mippo said:

What the heck is happening here

I retrieve my combined honorblade/Nightblood thing and stab the nearest person

This happens to be @NerdSandwich

Ofc it is.
Ah well.
I miraculously recover and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I snatch it from NerdSandwich and take it back to the auction house.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

23 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I snatch it from NerdSandwich and take it back to the auction house.

I slice you up with my barnes and noble rewards card and take the sandwich

also can somebody pls tell me who is who 

like who changed their usernames

Edited February 24 by Ookla the Nine-Fingered

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Nine-Fingered said:

I slice you up with my barnes and noble rewards card and take the sandwich

also can somebody pls tell me who is who 

like who changed their usernames

You can always check someone’s past usernames on their profile page. 

[Verdance he/him]

Why are there so many ooklas. Whats the ookla lore

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Why are there so many ooklas. Whats the ookla lore

Quick nobody tell him so we don’t ruin the surprise. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

43 minutes ago, Ookla the Nine-Fingered said:

I slice you up with my barnes and noble rewards card and take the sandwich

also can somebody pls tell me who is who 

like who changed their usernames

I eat your Barnes and Noble rewards card, thus reassembling my body.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You should NEVER EVER DESTROY A REWARDS CARD FOR BOOKS. I steal the Sandwich and begin reading.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

What kind of explosion?

a very big one. one that probably blows things up....

8 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

You should NEVER EVER DESTROY A REWARDS CARD FOR BOOKS. I steal the Sandwich and begin reading.

I begin reading. I read for so long that I am able to read the Sandwich and teleport it into my hands.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My poor hamster, it, is sad.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

My poor hamster, it, is sad.

He is sad. That is, until I give him a snack and he gets so happy that he goes and steals the Sandwich from you and gives it to me in gratitude.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I disown it. I also steal the Sandwich via Steel Compounding.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I disown it. I also steal the Sandwich via Steel Compounding.

I adopt it. I then steal the Sandwich via Gold Compounding.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I compound Gold and Steel and steal the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The bidder goes purple in the face. “Two hundred thousand MONEY!” he declares angrily. 

"Uhh... either you're winning or Coder's winning," Clone says.

5 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I recruit Ocean's Twelve and perform a legendary heist to steal the sandwich. Then I give the sandwich to Clone, and in return I Wayne Trade my extra shoe to become Shardbuddies with @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren.

I manifest. "I accept," I say before disappearing.

1 hour ago, edgyswordname said:

Why are there so many ooklas. Whats the ookla lore

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Quick nobody tell him so we don’t ruin the surprise. 

38 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

a very big one. one that probably blows things up...

The orbital defense system has an anti-explosion field, which stops Titan from blowing up. The explosion gets sent to jail.

18 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I compound Gold and Steel and steal the Sandwich.

A polar bear shows up and steals the sandwich