The Battle for the Sandwich

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

52 minutes ago, Through The Living Ash said:

I’m assuming that’s a rickroll…

The grenades bounce harmlessly off the screen. 

I call a giant undead rabbit to put between me and the grenades.
I snatch the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

45 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I call a giant undead rabbit to put between me and the grenades.
I snatch the Sandwich

And how, I inquire, do you do said snatching?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich when everyone happens to be blinking at the same split second, so not a single person even notices that I took the Sandwich. I laugh in glee and hide in a hidey hole.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich when everyone happens to be blinking at the same split second, so not a single person even notices that I took the Sandwich. I laugh in glee and hide in a hidey hole.

The previously thrown grenades explode. I am unharmed, as the rabbit between me and the blast blocks the shrapnel. 

I begin filling all the holes with cement.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I quickly grab the Sandwich before the holes are filled up.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

The previously thrown grenades explode. I am unharmed, as the rabbit between me and the blast blocks the shrapnel. 

I begin filling all the holes with cement.

The hidey hole, being an impregnable hidey hole and also being deeper than the cement you have, is not filled. I yoink the Sandwich back from @NerdSandwich after quickly kicking her off to the moon and put the Sandwich in my most secure safe in the hidey hole.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

The hidey hole, being an impregnable hidey hole and also being deeper than the cement you have, is not filled. I yoink the Sandwich back from @NerdSandwich after quickly kicking her off to the moon and put the Sandwich in my most secure safe in the hidey hole.

Secure safe within a hidey hole, eh?

(Mission Impossible theme starts playing)
 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

The hidey hole, being an impregnable hidey hole and also being deeper than the cement you have, is not filled. I yoink the Sandwich back from @NerdSandwich after quickly kicking her off to the moon and put the Sandwich in my most secure safe in the hidey hole.

The hidey hole spontaneously combusts. A camelopard falls from the sky. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich and become Adonalsium and permanently destroy all hidey-holes.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

3 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich and become Adonalsium and permanently destroy all hidey-holes.

I forge a Godslaying Weapon I call Nuh-Uh. I use Nuh-Uh to shatter you and I grab the Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I forge a Godslaying Weapon I call Nuh-Uh. I use Nuh-Uh to shatter you and I grab the Sandwich.

I use a nope card from exploding kittens to cancel your action

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

I wait for my turn, holding Nuh-Uh and listening to elevator music.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

29 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I wait for my turn, holding Nuh-Uh and listening to elevator music.

All the other players explode before your turn. You win! You also don’t get a chance to use Nuh-Uh before the game ends, and have to put it away. 

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Ash said:

All the other players explode before your turn. You win! You also don’t get a chance to use Nuh-Uh before the game ends, and have to put it away. 

I sadly put the weapon away. 
I begin to study the Sandwich, with a clipboard and all, so it's hardcore.

[Spahc11 He/Him]

I ignore all the Exploding Kittens games, become Ruin and stab you with a Hemalurgic spike @ThatOneGuyOverThere

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

5 hours ago, Spahc11 said:

I ignore all the Exploding Kittens games, become Ruin and stab you with a Hemalurgic spike @ThatOneGuyOverThere

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I harness the power of ice magic to steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

I harness the power of ice magic to steal the Sandwich.

I through an exploding kitten at you.

the one time I played Exploding Kittens, the instructions were in French which 1 of 8 people could read and everyone kept climbing in and out of cupboards

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 3/11/2026 at 10:29 AM, Through The Living Ash said:

The hidey hole spontaneously combusts. A camelopard falls from the sky. 

I don't explode because I am exploding proof then take the Sandwich from the now exploded @NerdSandwich.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I don't explode because I am exploding proof then take the Sandwich from the now exploded @NerdSandwich.

I cause an implosion and grab the Sandwich as you are pulled into it.

[___ He/Him]

20 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I cause an implosion and grab the Sandwich as you are pulled into it.

And then your head mysteriously is replaced with a giant lime. I snatch the sandwich as it falls from your hands.

I stare at the sandwich, entranced by its beauty. It is a cuban, magnificent and delicious. I open my mouth to take a bite.

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

And then your head mysteriously is replaced with a giant lime. I snatch the sandwich as it falls from your hands.

I stare at the sandwich, entranced by its beauty. It is a cuban, magnificent and delicious. I open my mouth to take a bite.

The Bald Dragon swoops down and snatches the sandwich away, incinerating your hair with a flash of fire before flying off into the sunset.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

The Bald Dragon swoops down and snatches the sandwich away, incinerating your hair with a flash of fire before flying off into the sunset.

Which might not be a good idea, as the sun is a giant ball of fire.
I know from experience.
 

I also draw a smiley face on my new lime head and begin stumbling around, searching for my normal head.

Edited March 12 by ThatOneGuyOverThere

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I cause an implosion and grab the Sandwich as you are pulled into it.

I dodge the implosion and laugh at you, and then realize I don't have the Sandwich anymore. I am now quite sad. I run off to find Jerome, but on my way, I stumble into Sandwich, which is just lying around. I look up and see the bald dragon burning in the sun. Well, he shoulda known better. I pick up the Sandwich and again go to find Jerome

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Unintelligenius said:

I dodge the implosion and laugh at you, and then realize I don't have the Sandwich anymore. I am now quite sad. I run off to find Jerome, but on my way, I stumble into Sandwich, which is just lying around. I look up and see the bald dragon burning in the sun. Well, he shoulda known better. I pick up the Sandwich and again go to find Jerome

The Maw 6 sneaks up behind you and gives you a jump scare before eating the sandwich. As the sandwich is indestructible, it just sits inside the Maw 6's event horizon.