The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I throw a hound after the axe

[Unintelligenius he/him]

10 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I quickly steal the Sandwich by compounding steel and laugh.

Whilst the throwing is happening, I waltz over and grab the Sandwich and then dig a hole to China.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I tango to China (with my mad super fast tango skills >:D) and steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I tango to China (with my mad super fast tango skills >:D) and steal the Sandwich.

I tango-way the Sandwich from you and then run over to The Great Wall of China. I set up in one of the fortress thingies and hire a personal gaurd to protect the Sandwich and me.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The personal gaurd is actually a spy for Jakonastcha Portrangard. He steals the Sandwich. I steal the Sandwich from him before he can give it to Jakonastcha Portrangard.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I blow up the section of the Great Wall that you are on, and you explode and then land on a pile of broken stone. I grab the Sandwich while you are disoriented and go to another fortress thingy. This time I don't hire any gaurd and decide to protect the Sandwich myself.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I unexplode and teleport to you. I hit you with a frying pan, and I steal the Sandwich.

[Verdance he/him]

The Bald Dragon picks you up and drops you into a volcano, then steals his beloved, the sandwich, and finds a new lair

Edited March 25 by Through The Living Grass

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

The Bald Dragon picks you up and drops you into a volcano, then steals his beloved, the sandwich, and finds a new lair

I go on an epic quest to slay the dragon and find the Sandwich included among the friends I made along the way

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Your quest fails, but it doesn't matter because of the friends you made along the way. I magically teleport the Sandwich to my outstretched hand and throw a doorknob at your former history teacher's second cousin's friend.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, NerdSandwich said:

Your quest fails, but it doesn't matter because of the friends you made along the way. I magically teleport the Sandwich to my outstretched hand and throw a doorknob at your former history teacher's second cousin's friend.

I'm sad because I liked that History teacher and she gave me a book. Also I got to daydream in class. I daydream the Sandwich back to me and run off giggling, hiding in the Roman Empire 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am conveniently the ruler of the Roman Empire. I steal the Sandwich.

 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

4 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I am conveniently the ruler of the Roman Empire. I steal the Sandwich.

 

We are, conveniently, actors in a Shakespearean play. As the actor for Brutus I stab you with a fake knife and steal the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I conveniently have a real horse from the set, so I ride after you, and I steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I conveniently have a real horse from the set, so I ride after you, and I steal the Sandwich.

Being the animal wrangler for the play I whistle to the horse and before you realize it the horse has run back to me. I grab the Sandwich, hop on an elephant and take off.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I taunt everyone in the thread while I stand openly on a hill.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I teleport the Sandwich to the hill that you are standing on, and then I steal the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I don't care and continue to taunt all of you

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

14 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I taunt everyone in the thread while I stand openly on a hill.

I fall for the taunt and charge at you with a really big stick.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

As you charge at me, it seems like time begins to slow. I draw my fourth card from the deck. Hey look! it's everyone on the thread's credit cards! I snap it in half, and this summons the entirety of the IRS, which is now my personal army. They attack you and everyone else who may fall for the taunt

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Lucky I don't have a credit card.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I set the Globe on fire because why not

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I turn the Globe into plasma because why not

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I turn the Globe into a void because why not

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I eat the globe because why not

Edited March 26 by Through The Living Ketek