The Battle for the Sandwich

[RaeTheRaven]

That's good. Since NerdSandwich did not know about ravens' special abilities, that was spared and I am therefore still the owner of the sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

8 minutes ago, RaeTheRaven said:

That's good. Since NerdSandwich did not know about ravens' special abilities, that was spared and I am therefore still the owner of the sandwich.

No, he had acknowledged @RaeTheRaven and therefore @RaeTheRaven also turned into cheese. I grab the gouda- covered sandwich and dash off

[RaeTheRaven]

Being cheese has never stopped me before and it isn't about to now. I spread out my gooey, gouda wings and flap away. I no longer need to steal the sandwich. I am become the sandwich!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich. I also eat cheese.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

5 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich. I also eat cheese.

I then steal the sandwhich with a basic Lashing and fly around on the incoming highstorm with Syl flying behind me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 minutes ago, The_Shadow_Titan said:

I then steal the sandwhich with a basic Lashing and fly around on the incoming highstorm with Syl flying behind me.

unfortunately it was all a dream

(you need to bold your sentences for them to actually happen and be canon)

5 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich. I also eat cheese.

I throw a cheese bomb at you, and you are now covered in cheese and can't move. Then I use a chainsaw to cut out just the sandwich, grab it, and walk off.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

unfortunately it was all a dream

(you need to bold your sentences for them to actually happen and be canon)

I throw a cheese bomb at you, and you are now covered in cheese and can't move. Then I use a chainsaw to cut out just the sandwich, grab it, and walk off.

I use my Sylsword and cut the cheese and I Full Lash the sandwhich away from you and I fly off with it 10 miles in the air

Edited April 27 by The_Shadow_Titan

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Hacim turns the air into aluminium-infused cheese. @The_Shadow_Titan is stuck and encased completely in cheese, and a Shardblade cannot cut him out.

Oh yeah and @Through The Living Ketek also steals the sandwich

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Hacim turns the air into aluminium-infused cheese. @The_Shadow_Titan is stuck and encased completely in cheese, and a Shardblade cannot cut him out.

Oh yeah and @Through The Living Ketek also steals the sandwich

I Lash the cheese to the sky and it flys to Neverland while I lash u to a rock and I spear the sandwich with my Sylspear and I Lash away into the high storm and fly away.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Sadly, you just tried to lash Hacim, my Cheese Shark Avatar. He, made of aluminium cheese, breaks Sylspear in half with his godly jaws, double-cheeses @The_Shadow_Titan, and flies away. I was already gone.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Sadly, you just tried to lash Hacim, my Cheese Shark Avatar. He, made of aluminium cheese, breaks Sylspear in half with his godly jaws, double-cheeses @The_Shadow_Titan, and flies away. I was already gone.

Noooooooooooooooooo, not Sylllllllllllllllll. I pull out Ivory and pledge the Forth Oath and Syl comes back and I Lash to chase u

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

You misspelled "Fourth" so my next Avatar (the 5th one so far) is summoned, NARROET. he plunges into narrating your actions, makes you break your oaths, and leaves you sprenless.

All my avatars are summoned in different ways.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

You misspelled "Fourth" so my next Avatar (the 5th one so far) is summoned, NARROET. he plunges into narrating your actions, makes you break your oaths, and leaves you sprenless.

All my avatars are summoned in different ways.

I say the First, Second, Third, and Fourth Oaths again and Syl comes back and I manage to kill your leg with Ivory as I chase u down in the highstorm

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Once again breaking grammar, (u), Narroet is summoned. I get my leg back, you lose your arm, and due to a Chance Time, I get Syl.

Kaladist,

Ketek,

Hacim,

Erffoj,

and Narroet.

that's 5 now.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Once again breaking grammar, (u), Narroet is summoned. I get my leg back, you lose your arm, and due to a Chance Time, I get Syl.

Kaladist,

Ketek,

Hacim,

Erffoj,

and Narroet.

that's 5 now.

I use Ivory as a arm and I cut your leg off while I pledge the Oaths of the Knights Radiant and due to another Chance Time, I manage to get Syl back, and I continue to chase you down during the highstorm.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

again?

Really?

By using yet another grammatical error, (a arm), Narroet is summoned, Syl and Ivory cease to exist, and Lys and Yrovi appear as Voidspren, who torture you.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

again?

Really?

By using yet another grammatical error, (a arm), Narroet is summoned, Syl and Ivory cease to exist, and Lys and Yrovi appear as Voidspren, who torture you.

I manage to find another honorspren who is fortunately the Stormfather, and I use him as a living Shardblade and I use all the Oaths to try and get Syl back which fortunately works. I continue to chase you through the highstorm to get the sandwich back.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Fortune? We'll see about that. With a crash of... two random cars in the air..... Kaladist and Ketek appear. Ketek blasts really good poetry in your mind, breaking your neural pathways. Kaladist x294 combat combos you and gains 766 style points and 465 experience levels. 

I've been far, far ahead of you, and you've lost sight of @Through The Living Ketek.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

Fortune? We'll see about that. With a crash of... two random cars in the air..... Kaladist and Ketek appear. Ketek blasts really good poetry in your mind, breaking your neural pathways. Kaladist x294 combat combos you and gains 766 style points and 465 experience levels. 

Unfortunately for you, the Stormfather parried all of those combos and countered them with his OWN attacks. Stormfather levels up to level 3,000. Syl attacks with Wind Lash and you go flying while dropping the sandwich which I pick up. I manage to fly away with the sandwich while you get combo attacked.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Kaladist chortles at the Stormfather's low level. 3,000? That's it? Kaladist is at level 76,892. what ACTUALLY happened was the Stormfather tried to parry, got yeeted quadrillions of miles away, and I gave you a fake sandwich, and @The_Shadow_Titan are across the universe from Kaladist, Ketek, and @Through The Living Ketek.

Edited April 28 by Through The Living Ketek

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

Kaldist chortles at the Stormfather's low level. 3,000? That's it? Kaladist is at level 76,892. what ACTUALLY happened was the Stormfather tried to parry, got yeeted quadrillions of miles away, and I gave you a fake sandwich, and @The_Shadow_Titan are across the universe from Kaldist, Ketek, and @Through The Living Ketek.

I must avenge Syl and Ivory

I Lash you to me and I give you the Mike Tyson wall combo and I take the sandwich. The Mike Tyson special upgraded Stormfather to level 200,000. Syl binds the sandwich to my spear and I Lash myself to Roshar.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Hah!

You will regret your words.

You (one dude) and Me (a different dude) are both lashed together, and now beat up by the Mike Tyson combo. How could you beat up innocent people? The Stormfather is downgraded to level zero for such a shameful act.

 

welcome to the battle of the sandwich. why do you think I refer to myself in the third person?

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Hah!

You will regret your words.

You (one dude) and Me (a different dude) are both lashed together, and now beat up by the Mike Tyson combo. How could you beat up innocent people? The Stormfather is downgraded to level zero for such a shameful act.

 

welcome to the battle of the sandwich. why do you think I refer to myself in the third person?

Nooooooooo, dang it I need my Stormfather to be op. I break the Lash on Me and I send a Lashing at @Through The Living Ketek and give @Through The Living Ketek the Mike Tyson Wall Combo. Stormfather gains all his 200,000 levels back and I run away with Syl since she still has the sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Once again, Narroet is summoned by a run-on sentence. The Stormfather, Syl, Ivory, and any of their associates are placed in Interdimensional Time-Out. @The_Shadow_Titan is ctrl-alt-deleted. @Through The Living Ketek grabs the impaled sandwich, fixes it, and skedaddles to the beat of Ketek's latest poem.

Eternal, beautiful art creates rhythm

simple words flow.

Truth follows light---

fills words---

makes life----

making word-filled lighting following truth.

Flow words

simple rhythm creates art, beautiful, eternal.

btw there are at least 4 other avatars I haven't summoned yet.

Edited April 28 by Through The Living Ketek

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Once again, Narroet is summoned by a run-on sentence. The Stormfather, Syl, Ivory, and any of their associates are placed in Interdimensional Time-Out. @The_Shadow_Titan is ctrl-alt-deleted. @Through The Living Ketek grabs the impaled sandwich, fixes it, and skedaddles to the beat of Ketek's latest poem.

Eternal, beautiful art creates rhythm

simple words flow.

Truth follows light---

fills words---

makes life----

making word-filled lighting following truth.

Flow words

simple rhythm creates art, beautiful, eternal.

I just undo the delete. I respawn with all my spren and Shardblades. I also Lash the sandwich to my Sylsword. I then Lash myself to the Mistborn universe and activate my black hole ability. By doing so, the entrance to the Mistborn Universe is now closed with me as the new holder of the sandwich