The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Whilst distracted by Gert I grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and scadadle before anyone notices.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I undistract myself with great difficulty and steal the Sandwich. I skedaddle before anyone notices.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hire a legion of chipmunks from the black market to steal the Sandwich. They take it from @NerdSandwich but then betray me and run off with the Sandwich to their humongous treehouse.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Gert attacks the chipmunks, distracting them long enough I sneak into the tree house and start doing a tap dance to let you know how to get in via Morse code

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I follow your instructions, but unfortunately take a wrong turn at the last hallway and end up fighting a squadron of chimpmunk gaurds. They sound the alarm, and the Sandwich is flown off to their secret tunnels with the chimpmunk royal 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

where I am waiting.

I steal the Sandwich and behead the chipmunk royal.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

where I am waiting.

I steal the Sandwich and behead the chipmunk royal.

I swoop in and gasp in surprise and horror. "It looks like you've just started an intergalactic war", I say before turning and running. Suddenly, hundreds of spaceships appear in the sky and begin to fireing on your position.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I curse, summon an army of sharks to deal with the chipmunks, forget I summoned an army of pigeons too, and watch them fight each other instead, taking out exactly one chipmunk ship.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

The intergalactic chipmunks quickly capture @NerdSandwich and take the Sandwich from her. They put her into a zero gravity prison and send the Sandwich to their main base in the middle of all universes.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I escape from the zero gravity prison, teleport to the Sandwich, and teleport away. I grin at the chipmunks' looks of shock.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

10 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I escape from the zero gravity prison, teleport to the Sandwich, and teleport away. I grin at the chipmunks' looks of shock.

The chipmunks send out an intergalactic warrant for your arrest.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I distratct the chipmunks by shouting "Look! The Sandwich!" and running in the other direction. 

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

18 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I distratct the chipmunks by shouting "Look! The Sandwich!" and running in the other direction. 

I finally come back from a break. I chase you and I Lash the sandwich to my Shardblade. I then Lash myself to the sky and I fly away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, KaladinTheKingOfHeralds said:

I finally come back from a break. I chase you and I Lash the sandwich to my Shardblade. I then Lash myself to the sky and I fly away.

But it was all a dream... (you need to bold you writing to make it actually happen)

I teleport over to wherever @NerdSandwich is and take the Sandwich and then sell it to the chipmunks. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Unintelligenius said:

But it was all a dream... (you need to bold you writing to make it actually happen)

I teleport over to wherever @NerdSandwich is and take the Sandwich and then sell it to the chipmunks. 

I hit the Sandwich-wielding chipmunk on the head with a saucepan 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich from the chipmunk easily.

Thanks for doing all the work

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and throw a shark at you. You are distracted so drop the Sandwich, which I promptly pick up. 

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Up finally gets picked. I grab the sandwich, and post it on Ebay starting at $12,000.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I cackle at the use of legal transactions, crash the global economy using two pigeons, and waltz away with the Sandwich. Don't ask for details.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I am now rich anyways. 

Pleasure doing business *holds out hand*.

Edited May 26 by Through The Living Ketek

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I am now rich anyways. 

Pleasure doing business *holds out hand*.

*shakes your hand*

*triggers one of those electric buzzer things*

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

*Absorbs electricity*

*Zaps @Ink and Embers back*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

*Absorbs electricity*

*Zaps @Ink and Embers back*

*hair catches fire*

*sets off twelve fire alarms*

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

*Diverts fire truck away from saving you.*

*Saves the Sandwich from burning*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You saved the Sandwich from burning by giving it to me >:D.