The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I tackle you from behind and roughly take the sandwich. Sprinting away like a linebacker (or a quarterback I guess) Idk I don't play football.

[Cellit he/him]

Gregorio bumps into me, I throw him to the ground, I see that he has dropped the sandwich, I grab it.
It's time to disappear and I teleport to where only the next person to write follows me.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I scramble forward and grab your leg as you teleport and follow with you.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows do not need to follow you, as they were already there. For they were everywhere.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Until they weren't. Someone filed a noise complaint on their residence (which was everywhere), and millions upon millions of pest exterminators armed with vacuum cleaners sucked up aaaalllllllll the shadows.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Lol. Umm. I snatch the sandwich back and run away. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I throw a sack of mysterious small metal objects at Gregorio's legs, breaking them. I take the sandwich with my two hands

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

AAAAH! My leg!

Edited January 19, 2023 by Gregorio

[RaeTheRaven]

I soulcast the hands holding the sandwich into smoke and take the sandwich for myself. 

[Wittles he/him]

I throw a rock, it hits Raven and hits another bird passing by and I dash in taking the sandwich for myself

[Cellit he/him]

@Witless of Shinovar

You are late, I caught him and threw him off a cliff.

*fart escapes from my buttocks*

 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Oohhhhh my hands are smoke!! I have no hands!

I go to my house, open the basement to get another flesh puppet to possess.

I return with the knowledge that Cellit's actions were unbolded and not real.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

22 hours ago, Sequence said:

Until they weren't. Someone filed a noise complaint on their residence (which was everywhere), and millions upon millions of pest exterminators armed with vacuum cleaners sucked up aaaalllllllll the shadows.

As the shadows do not have substance, the vacuums are useless, though everywhere is very clean now. The shadows are confused and vanish, removing Depth from everything, causing many accidents. They snatch the sandwich from Witless, inexplicable capable of holding it.

[Immortal Platypus]

As the Shard of Plot Twists, I point out the grammar issue and take the sandwich as recompense.

[Wittles he/him]

I release a wild ostrich, which causes chaos and confusion. The ostrich plucks the sandwich out of the shard of plot twist's hands and runs off with it as I jump on its back and we ride away.

[Cellit he/him]

I'm going to see the Big Fool for wisdom to steal the Sandwich and eat it, but he seems doubtful whether to give me the advice or not.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

As this is not canon, I copy this maneuver. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Only to discover that any who go to visit the Big Fool then becomes the Big Fool. What a foolish move.

[Cellit he/him]

Finally Big Fool tells me to talk to @EmulatonStromenkiin who was his teacher.
(No offence, it's sarcasm)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Cellit said:

Finally Big Fool tells me to talk to @EmulatonStromenkiin who was his teacher.
(No offence, it's sarcasm)

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[Wittles he/him]

I stop my ostrich and proceed to place the sandwich in a safe guarded by laser puppies

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I divert the laser puppies with my UV light kitties, allowing for me to take the sandwich.

[Wittles he/him]

diabolical

I give my Ostrich a speed boosting potion. It chases after Nerdy Aarakocra and plucks the sandwich from their hands

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I give my emu a speed II potion. It returns the sandwich to me.