The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

As I have not trained in Fadran's shard RPs I simply take an invisibility potion and snatch the sandwich as you are distracted rejoicing over your victory. A sandwich appears to be bouncing away.

[Wittles he/him]

I notice the strange sight of a sandwich hopping away on its own so I walk up to it and just to make sure slap the air behind the sandwich. you drop the sandwich, leaving me to summon another ostrich and escape

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

As witless did not pick up the sandwich, the Shadows swoop in and take it before running away in a giant swirling mass.

[Cellit he/him]

I magically make the sandwich appear in my hand and since I'm hungry I go to an Italian restaurant for pizza

[RaeTheRaven]

I disguise myself as the waitress and while you're busy eating your pizza, I steal the sandwich. By the time you realise it, I'm already on a plane to another continent. 

[Wittles he/him]

I feed my ostrich a flying potion, and use a gps to track Raven and the sandwich down. I then steal it and proceed to fly away

[RaeTheRaven]

Little did you know, I was on to you and the sandwich you stole was just a decoy sandwich. the real sandwich is still safe in a location only I know. 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I read your mind and steal the sandwich from that location.

[Wittles he/him]

Emotionally destroyed, I regroup and give my ostrich superpowers. I then ride my ostrich to the location of The Archivist and steal the sandwich

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I tie the ostrich's neck into a knot and steal the sandwich back, then fly away to a random point in infinite space.

[Wittles he/him]

I untie my ostrich and swear vengeance upon The Archivist. I use my ostrich's superpowers to locate them and steal the sandwich. (Of course I sprayed its neck with untieable magic.)

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I set the ostrich on fire and steal the sandwich again in the chaos. I hide at the center of a neutron star.

[RaeTheRaven]

After having the sandwich stolen from me, I decided to go for a holiday and regroup. I just happened to choose the same neutron star as Archivist. Hardly believing my luck, I steal the sandwich while they're asleep. This time I hide it in a location even I don't know. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I open the world folder and find the sandwich with data mining. Through unspoken means, I take the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I tax your data mine, and confiscate the sandwich when you don't pay up.

[NameIess]

I grab the sandwich through spoken means, then throw it into the endless void for safekeeping.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I steal it back from the Shade Lord.

[NameIess]

I throw a delicate flower at you and steal the sandwich after you vanish.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Using a wizard wand, I summon the sandwich from your hands with "Accio sandwich!".

Edited January 26, 2023 by Gregorio

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, the shadows steal the wand from you just before the sandwich reaches you.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"Oh no, my wand! That's the third one this week!" 

I leap forward and grab the sandwich. Igniting my magic lighter to keep the shadows back.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I blind Gregorio with my lamp. This does not work, because Gregorio is not looking at the lamp, and never was!

So I punch Gregorio in the face.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I stumble back in confusion, holding the sandwich. I sweep Altonic's feet and snatch the lamp. Carrying it with to keep a light with me.

[RaeTheRaven]

I throw a magic muffler on the lamp. While Gregorio is looking around in confusion, I snatch the sandwich and vanish into the ground. 

[Wittles he/him]

I hold a funeral for my lost ostrich. I then summon a giant mole beast to tunnel to Raven. I then take the sandwich and hide in the center of the planet.