The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

NO! I thought I'd get away with it. I begin my attempt of escaping my prison. Planning how to get my revenge.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Shadows trap you in quicksand and take the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thankfully, me and Quicksand are friends. We shake hands and go our separate ways. My way happens to be towards the Shadows, where I'm able to pluck the Sandwich out of their matterless hands. Poor Shadows. Maybe they should go and get bodies to make stealing easier.

[Cellit he/him]

@Sequencedies mysteriously.

I go to his funeral crying for my great friend and I take the sandwich with reluctance

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Gee! There's a Sequence with masculine pronouns? Wild! Since we share a name, I think he'd want me to have the Sandwich." I say, my pink and green She/They pronoun pin shining brightly from my jacket.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I compliment your pin and give you the contacts of my friend who likes to 3d model planes. While you're having a chat about the Airbus 737 (Not a real plane), I swipe the sandwich. As it's been slightly more than 30 pages since the thread restarted, I summon @Aes Sedai to lunch.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Before you can complete your lunch plans I run up and tear away the sandwich with rage and sprint off.

[Wittles he/him]

I sneakily jump out of the bushes and spookify you. While you are stunned I steal the sandwich and sneakily run back into my bush portal which quickly closes

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

As I am a jack-o-melon man, I cannot be spookified. I let you take the sandwich and put a tracker on you so it could get away from everyone else. I hop on my melon-cycle and begin to follow the tracker.

[Wittles he/him]

After a long while of running, I realize I had tried to spookify a jack-o-melon man. I had totally forgotten that that was against the laws of physics, I noticed the tracker and crushed it and continued running

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Well crap. I continue to the area where the tracker was destroyed, eventually I find the remains and kneel next to them. Jack-o-melon man tears fall. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I compliment your pin and give you the contacts of my friend who likes to 3d model planes. While you're having a chat about the Airbus 737 (Not a real plane), I swipe the sandwich. As it's been slightly more than 30 pages since the thread restarted, I summon @Aes Sedai to lunch.

Disappointed that the lunch plans were interrupted, the caterpillar climbs out of the sandwich and glares ferociously.

[Immortal Platypus]

Wanting the lunch plans to happen, I take The Sandwich by loading myself into the platypult that was dropped earlier and yelling "From the top ropes!" as I fall down on Witless. I take the sandwich and go to bring @Aes Sedai to meet up with @NerdyAarakocra for the scheduled lunch that I so rudely interrupted 30 pages go. I need to right this wrong.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, an Airbus 737 crashed on your picnic. I steal the Sandwich from the wreckage and skedaddle away.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, the Airbus 737 does not exist, so I keep the sandwich and give everyone some of those yummy cheese biscuits.

Edited February 1, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I appear out of the Depths of Inactivity, snatch the sandwich, and then fade away into the universe.

[Immortal Platypus]

But Bookwryrm took the sandwich from Nerdy, who didn't actually have it. I did. Nerdy never said they took it from me so I retain the sandwich.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Shadows take the sandwich from Cacophony, through magic.

[Wittles he/him]

I bungee jump from a dragon I befriended, and steal the sandwich. I am flung back up to my new dragon and fly away

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar appreciates the cheesy biscuit. When things get scary, it hides back inside the sandwich.

Edited February 1, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[Immortal Platypus]

I didn't know dragons were scary for caterpillars. I skydive of of my dragon carriage, grab the Sandwich and continue falling. On my way down, I'm about to take a bite, but I notice the caterpillar. I grab it, toss it out, and prepare to eat, when suddenly...

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Taco truck! The smell is irresistible. You forget that the sandwich probably tastes better, and leave the sandwich on the ground for later.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows catch the sandwich you drop in midair because of the taco truck smell, and run in a rolling mass.

[Immortal Platypus]

I realize that I'm allergic to tacos and return to the spot where I left the sandwich. I see the shadows escaping with it, chase after them, catch them, and use a rope to tie them up as I take the sandwich.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I drop a small jack-o-lantern on your head like green goblin and snatch the sandwich.

Edited February 2, 2023 by Gregorio