The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use my Field of Physical RealismTM to stop these magnet shenanigans. I then take the sandwich, and I put it in a safe that won't open until dinner is over.

"There. Now we can all finish our food in peace."

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I use a mario mushroom to enlarge myself and grab the safe when it is a manageable size. 

*thundering footsteps recede into the distance and your food shakes on its plates*

[Immortal Platypus]

"I'm actually okay with that. It can't be opened until dinner is over anyway." Platypus smiles. "Well, anything else we want to do or should we call it a night? Meet back up in another 30-50 pages?"

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

As I run away I find a decently rocky area and throw the safe in the air. It crumples into a heap and I withdraw the Immortal and Invincible Sandwich with my giant fingers and run away as I begin to shrink.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar nods and finishes its grasshopper souls. Then, taking its new friend the sentient mushroom, it torpedoes away.

[Immortal Platypus]

"BYE!!!" Platypus yells after it. Then he goes and finds the sandwich with the tracker he had stolen from Sequence. Platypus had cleverly claimed that Sequence tracked the wrong sandwich, when really, it was the correct one to track. The real one. As he claims the sandwich, Gregorio bites into his sandwich and discovers that it was made of sawdust.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I sigh and sit down to finish my sawdust sandwich. I'll find that sandwich again. Not like it's going too far. I use my phone to call a SkyUber.

[Immortal Platypus]

Being the CEO of SkyUber, i send one to pick you up and take you not quite the opposite direction.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Darn. I realize I'm going the wrong way and drop my head out of the window. As a jack-o-melon man I have a near indestructible head that is the source of my body. I hit the ground and begin the process of regrowing my full body, planning my retaliation.

[Immortal Platypus]

Suddenly, a piano falls from the sky, crushing you, and halting your growth until it is moved. It is too heavy for you to move though.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

It is too much stress for my head and it explodes, scattering pumpkin entrails everywhere. It crawls out from under the piano and reshapes into a small pumpkin-mush man.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows ambush Platypus and take the sandwich from him.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus mysterious ally ambushes them back, then gives the sandwich to... Sequence?

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar, unbeknownst to the rest of them, climbs into the sandwich with its sentient mushroom.

[Immortal Platypus]

But then Platypus' ally notices. She doesn't say anything though. She is okay with not letting anyone else know.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

A body rises from the remains of a pumpkin. Wearing a classy trench coat and tie, Greg the Jack-o-melon man rises again!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ah, apparently I have the Sandwich now! "Thanks, Platypus' mysterious ally!" I then hitch a ride on a really fancy tour bus and escape to France.

[Immortal Platypus]

"You're welcome!" You hear fading away as you ride off.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows sneakly swap the Sandwich that Sequence is holding for a decoy.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus takes the decoy and uses the shadows tracker that they left in it to find them and take the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar and the Mushroom develop a romantic relationship.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus is slightly concerned. He hopes it doesn't progress to half Caterpillar-half Mushroom babies. Then he ignores it.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Symph takes a break and eats a hamburger.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I steal the sandwich with [DATA EXPUNGED]. The only questions that remain are: what happened to all of the [REDACTED] hamsters, and [REDACTED] [CLASSIFIED] with the gerbils and the [DATA EXPUNGED] kiwi fruit flavored giant world bank-shaped pie.

Edited February 14, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra

[Immortal Platypus]

These questions are answered when Platypus takes the sandwich back. He then points out that these last 37 pages have been built on non-canon doings.