The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

A necromancer comes upon the corpse of the Caterpillar. 

“Serve me, and live again,” it says. The Caterpillar rises, filled with a desire to take the sandwich. It hurtles off in the direction of the sandwich.

Edited February 18, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows are offended by Thaidakar's use of demon magic because reasons, an they trap him in an elsewhere.

[Immortal Platypus]

23 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

However, I already stated that I had switched the sawdust with the actual sandwich! As you realize your mistake, I escape with the actual sandwich.

well, ya lost me because I didn't see that, so I'll call it real.

 

7 hours ago, Aes Sedai said:

A necromancer comes upon the corpse of the Caterpillar. 

“Serve me, and live again,” it says. The Caterpillar rises, filled with a desire to take the sandwich. It hurtles off in the direction of the sandwich.

you do realize that i didn't kill the Caterpillar, right? I just shook it off the sandwich.

Realizing that Nerdy might be right, Platypus slide tackles them before they can get away. He takes the sandwich from them, pays for their medical bills for the broken ankle, and leaves.

[Edema Rue she/her]

You didn’t kill it, someone else did.

[Immortal Platypus]

having read back, you're right. It was @Sequence if you want revenge.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hehehe…

The Caterpillar (now giant) hurtled into the sandwich, its eyes glowing red. 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I recover quickly. I give platypus the receipt for my hospital stay. While he's reading over it, I grab the sandwich, leaving both Platypus and the Caterpillar none the wiser.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Ah, smart. But what you didn't realize is that I already gave the sandwich to sequence!" Platypus yells as you leave.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"When did you do that?" I yell back, as the Sandwich flickers in my hands.

[Immortal Platypus]

"When the Caterpillar came back to life for revenge obviously. I don't want to make it hard and make it choose between revenge and the sandwich. Now it can have both! (Until I steal the sandwich from it.)" I shout calmly.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Wait, when was this?"

[Immortal Platypus]

Walking up to you I say, "Before you gave me the receipts. I didn't know receipts like that."

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar hurtles towards Sequence at lightspeed, taking the sandwich and successfully avenging itself.

[Immortal Platypus]

But the Caterpillar didn't have the actual sandwich because Platypus had been lying the whole time. Platypus never narrated giving the sandwich to @Sequence, so it wasn't canon. Taking the real sandwich from Nerdy, he walks of, happy that he tricked everyone.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I fire my canon cannons and cannon canons at Platypus, retaking the sandwich via my canonical artillery.

[Immortal Platypus]

But my canonical cannon canon and canon cannon invulnerability prevent that. I shoot a banana gun at Nerdy.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I block with my carrot lance.

[Immortal Platypus]

I throw my banana peel so anyone following me will trip.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use a Star to avoid the banana peel. I then take the Sandwich from Platypus.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Having successfully rebuilt myself and sneakily followed the sandwich for the past two pages, I slam into Nerdy from the side using the super speed potion I drank earlier and sprint away.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I shake my head at the madness of the thread. I start building a MEGA SANDWICH MAGNET™ to be used in my campaign to steal the Sandwich.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Sequence

[Gak he/him]

I enter and raise a piece of chalk with a flourish, and then begin setting up the Jordan defense

 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

24 minutes ago, Gak said:

I enter and raise a piece of chalk with a flourish, and then begin setting up the Jordan defense

Ayo, very nice.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, Gregorio did notsay he stole the sandwich. Therefore, I still have it. I start the Taylor defense.

Edited February 21, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Gak and Nerdy have failed to notice that I am not made of chalk, and can easily step over.

But I hold respect for a duel. I watch from the sidelines.