The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, all of the canon cannonballs and cannon canonballs fall into a plot hole, missing me entirely.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

While you are distracted, a mercenary snatches the sandwich and passes it onto @AltonicKeys.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Who was actually me in disguise. I thank the shadows and hop into an X-15, escaping to the other side of the universe before anybody sees through my clever disguise.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Little did you know, I was in your ship! I snag the sandwich when you land, but trip and drop it as I try to get out of the X-15

Edited January 17, 2023 by Gregorio

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Unfortunately, this is not canon, so I ambush Sequence and then give the sandwitch to Gregorio so he may execute his maneuver.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

UUUuuuuuh. I commence rolling away with the sandwich in my grasp. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Then I gleefully steal it back and hide in a barrel of fish on a burning wharf. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows are confused. the barrel of fish caught fire as well.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Ninety five miles away, the President of the United States prepares for a vacation.
This may or may not relate to whatever may happen.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It certainly did, as on his vacation, he ordered a sandwich. It happened to be the sandwich, for whatever reason, and the president was attacked.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I, being the attacker, take the sandwich and get on a cruise ship.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which sinks. I, being amphibious, steal the sandwich from Thaidakar, who has sadly drowned.

[RaeTheRaven]

But while you're sitting there gloating, I fish it out of your hand with my handy dandy fishing rod. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I come back to life using a bit of plot armor I'd picked up from Harry Potter on the way to the cruise ship.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which happened to have really bad arthritis.

Edited January 18, 2023 by Sequence
plot armor has arthritis. darn, i hate ninjas

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I blink, wondering how plot armor has arthritis. I take the sandwich using telekineses.

[RaeTheRaven]

Whereas I, being well aware of the arthritic tendencies of plot armour, do not blink and am therefore able to intercept the sandwich as it zooms towards Thaidakar. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A gecko who is incapable of blinking uses this power to take the sandwich. No explanation needed.

[RaeTheRaven]

I trade the gecko a big fat beetle for the sandwich. Geckos prefer bugs to sandwiches. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I grab Roe and lash them into the sky. In the second as they were being launched off, I touched the sandwich and lashed it towards me. I grabbed the sandwich and grinned, putting a small device into the sauce.

[RaeTheRaven]

I quickly Pull on the metal in the small device, causing the sandwich to soar towards me.  

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I Push on it, making it push through you and at the wall behind you.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I randomly pop in and use my Randomness powers, in my preferred form of the telekinetic rubber ducky, to take the sandwich.

[RaeTheRaven]

I give the rubber ducky to my dog who chews it to pieces within seconds. While this brief but brutal battle takes place, I seize the sandwich. 

[Cinnamon]

I drop from the sky, landing directly on top of Rae-ven (not me being to lazy to write their full username) in the craziness of the collision Raeven drops the Sandwich. It falls into a hole and I manage to fish it out.
The allure of the Sandwich is too tempting, I raise it toward my mouth …

Edited January 19, 2023 by Cinnamon