The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

It doesn't matter if you took The Sandwich there, I wasn't there and the laws of magic bring the sandwich back to me until someone says my name in this dimension.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I tilt my head, "what in the storms did you just narrate?"

[Immortal Platypus]

"It's called magic. Get used to it."

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Phillipe Platypus! Clean your room! Wait... I meant, 'PHILLIPE PLATYPUS! GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH!'"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I took the sandwich using magical powers beyond your understanding.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Putting on my ring of +30 charisma, I look in your general direction.
You feel nervous. Butterflies appear in your stomach. Your legs wobble, then finally give out. Your consciousness follows.
I take the sandwich from you.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I regain consciousness quickly and take the sandwich using telekineses.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Sequence said:

"Phillipe Platypus! Clean your room! Wait... I meant, 'PHILLIPE PLATYPUS! GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH!'"

Magic returns The Sandwich to me so I can give it to Sequence because he guessed my name. I hand it to him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take the sandwich use my pure will power.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I hiss at Thaidakar. "I, the mighty Sequence, have CLAIMED the Sandwich ONCE and for ALL!" I snatch the Sandwich from Thaidakar's hands and eat it. Wait... what? IT WAS A FAKE!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I grin and lash myself into the sky.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I EAT Thaidakar!!!!

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla King Grimm

[Immortal Platypus]

Unbeknownst to all of you, @Ookla the Ta'veren had guessed my name first so she now has The Sandwich. You all went after the decoy. I disappear and in my base I start rolling on the ground laughing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla King Grimm said:

I EAT Thaidakar!!!!

I blink as I see the person gnawing on my leg. I kick them into the afterlife.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I blink as I see the person gnawing on my leg. I kick them into the afterlife.

But I march out of the underworld with my hoard of undead who all are VERY hungry.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla King Grimm said:

But I march out of the underworld with my hoard of undead who all are VERY hungry.

I, being flying in the sky, ignore them.

[NameIess]

I draw on the power of the gods to smite you with lightning.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows take the sandwich, and give it to @Ookla the Untitled

[NameIess]

I rejoice, fleeing into the shadows so that no one can take the sandwich from me.

[Immortal Platypus]

I say, "Hi" to the shadows and @Ookla the Untitled and then walk off. No one knows if the shadows took the correct sandwich, because @Ookla the Ta'veren claims to have the real one.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I however have an easy solution! I check if each person has "the" or "a" sandwich. I take the sandwich from whoever has it by, uhh,

yes

[NameIess]

I call out to the shadows to aid me once more.

[Immortal Platypus]

They are busy helping Subversion and can't.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I sadly watch the sandwich get stolen. Oh well, I think. I always knew it wouldn’t last. 

[NameIess]

I sigh, instead pulling out a gigantic warhammer and smashing whoever is currently holding the sandwich.