The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Legal trouble? I better call Saul! We slam you in court (in more ways than one) and take the sandwich as compensation.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I send a thief to take the sandwich for me. The thief doesn't know who their employer is, only the orders.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I reappear after two years lost! I had accidentally slipped into the fifth dimension while on my way to Mewni and the Sandwich used it's otherworldly powers to escape. After I enter the human realm once again, I walk up to the thief. "Hello, my old friend." The thief smiles, and hands me the Sandwich. I hand them a box of tasty pastries as payment. "You will remain undercover as Thaidakar's thief, and your next payment will be delivered on Monday." The thief bows and disappears into the shadows.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I, having put secret devices on the thief, take control of their mind.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Always one step ahead, I press a button on a remote in my hand. The thief drops dead on the spot, and I jump into an X-15 and escape at Mach 3.

Edited December 2, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The police, having been watching the whole time, bring Sequence in for killing someone.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I am still in forensics. I take off with the sandwich, which has been confiscated as evidence.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I pound you using hulk fists and jump onto a building, sandwich slightly squished in my hands.

[Edema Rue she/her]

12 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I being always one step ahead, press a button on a remote in my hand. The thief drops dead on the spot, and I jump into an X-15 and escape at Mach 3.

You need a comma after I. I am Grammar Sedai, and I claim the sandwich for the white tower. And the black tower, because the asha’man are my besties. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Shadows, having invaded the black tower, claim the sandwich on behalf of the Shadows, and return back to earth.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

43 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

You need a comma after I. I am Grammar Sedai, and I claim the sandwich for the white tower. And the black tower, because the asha’man are my besties. 

56 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Always one step ahead, I press a button on a remote in my hand. The thief drops dead on the spot, and I jump into an X-15 and escape at Mach 3.

Is this better, o great grammar police (2.0)?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow nabs the sandwich from the shadows and rolls his eyes, "you are so lame, knock offs."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Shadow nabs the sandwich from the shadows and rolls his eyes, "you are so lame, knock offs."

okay, I came up with the idea for shadow entities separately. they also see no need for names, as they merely are. they are made from an equivalent to Shadowflux.

"Rude." the shadows hiss. "We are more... elemental than you. And we come from elsewhere." 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Peter Pan's shadow was so offended at all this, that he broke me out of prison, stole the Sandwich, and gave it to me, all just to spite you guys.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

5 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Peter Pan's shadow was so offended at all this, that he broke me out of prison, stole the Sandwich, and gave it to me, all just to spite you guys.

Shadow started to object, then stopped. He offered Peter Pan's shadow a game of monopoly then started sipping his tea.

I, meanwhile, use telekineses to steal the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

All the shadows are scared away with my insane hand puppet shadow dog. Thaidakar pauses, reveling in my skill. I use this time to take the sandwich.

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Keys

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use hypnosis to make Keys give me the sandwich. I run off before he realizes what happened.

[Edema Rue she/her]

37 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Is this better, o great grammar police (2.0)?

Yes, yes it is. 
The shadows are no match for the powers of the light! I summon the armies of the light, led by Mat. They have no problem defeating you all and delivering me the sandwich. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

Yes, yes it is. 
The shadows are no match for the powers of the light! I summon the armies of the light, led by Mat. They have no problem defeating you all and delivering me the sandwich. 

Shadow was unfazed. Light was a worthy attempt to defeat him, but not really enough. Shadow was... not easy to destroy, we'll say.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use the absence of light to defeat the shadow. I then steal the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

They didn't understand. Shadow was the absence of all things. The absence and the presence, to be precise. He was a conundrum. Shadow, still holding the sandwich for some odd reason, threw it in the air. I catch it and use an enderpearl to get away.

[Immortal Platypus]

I have returned.

I (the presence and absence of all things) pop into existence exactly in the same spot as Shadow. This cancels out both of us but I'm better at life so I survive somehow. Shadow, however, does not.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

... i entered this thread cause i was hungry but i see i have stumbled upon something and um i will leave y'all to it

Edited December 3, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat

[Immortal Platypus]

don't worry about it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

It’s a great place to be hungry! You can take the sandwich, if you like. 
I give @Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat a spare flamethrower.