The Battle for the Sandwich

[S. Stormy]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Keys said:

"In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!"

"You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a belief!"

Edited December 1, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[AonEne]

I sneak into the thread and grab the sandwich when no one was expecting it. 

[NerdyAarakocra]

As no one expected Ene, I realize that Ene is an Inquisitor. Quickly, I bring out the comfy chair. While Ene is cowering in fear, I take the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I used light manipulation to make Nerdy think they are taking the sandwich while I took it from the real Ene.

[NerdyAarakocra]

However, I used mind manipulation to make Thaidakar think he was using light manipulation to trick me while I was actually taking the real sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I broke the chain and just punched you in the gut. I snatched the sandwich and threw an ender-pearl halfway across the world.

[Immortal Platypus]

The ender pearl hit me but I let you go on the condition that you let me stop the Plot on TLT.

[The Aspiring Archivist]

While Platypus and Thaidakar are arguing, I sweep in on my elytra and hit Thaidakar with an axe until he dies and drops the sandwich. I then take the sandwich and use my power level 3 firework rockets to fly away as fast as I can.

[Immortal Platypus]

you run into my ender pearl stasis unleashing me and i kill you for the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I take the sandwich using telekineses, for like the fiftieth time.

[Immortal Platypus]

I start crying, then ask, "Does anyone else call lerasium fuzzium?" While everyone else is distracted, i take the sandwich by walking over and picking it up. take that.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I stab your hand and grab the sandwich. I then went to the barber shop. It was destroyed, I blinked and realized the story had already gone there.

[Immortal Platypus]

I follow you but you left before I had gotten there.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I sat on my comfy chair, sandwich hidden somewhere. I smiled, sipping my lemonade.

[Edema Rue]

I sit under your comfy chair, smiling as I poke a knife through the cushion…

[Telrao]

I dance a famous Irish jig, and you give me the Sandwich for my performance.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

Of course, at that moment I was being stabbed and I didn't even have the sandwich on me. I healed myself by drinking healing potion, as I begin jumping away.

[Telrao]

I play the Irish whistle, and you jump in time to the beat. I leap away with you, a lively song echoing behind us.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I have a drink of root as I jump.

[Immortal Platypus]

I jump with you.

[Quivil]

I sneakily snatch the sandwich from it's hiding place

[Telrao]

But since Tani said "it's" instead of "its" the sandwich remained secure *violent Irish whistle noises*

[Sequence]

Being one of the people Thaidakar had hired to guard said "somewhere", I decide to use my security clearance to steal the Sandwich for myself. Following the execution of a complicated and amazingly foolproof plan, I escape from the complex with the Sandwich safe in my clutches, never to be seen again... *spooky noises*

[Edema Rue]

You aren't seen again, but the sandwich is. It has been 2 years. No one could find you, but now the sandwich has resurfaced. I caught it as it was flying through the sky for no apparent reason.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I, having been known as the greatest politician and leader in the world in the past two years, seize the sandwich using legal rights.