Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 "Questions," I start, "give me the sandwich." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 "You fool," I reply scathingly. "Questions was sacrificed!! I am not he!" see TLT i think. it might be in TLPW but I think it's TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 stormit "Questions was sacrificed?" I blink then take the sandwich using magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Why is everyone trying to re-direct the course of my side quest? I just want my Shard back... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) I return it to myself using my awesome quiz master powers. (The Sandwich, to be clear.) Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 The Shadows claim the sandwich as it starts to move toward the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 I claim the Shadows with the law of "dibs", and they bring the Sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 I re-claim the sandwich as the magic sustaining us all gives it to me as no one has said my character's name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) "Your name is Platypus!" I cackle triumphantly and snatch the Sandwich from your hands. Edited December 9, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) "My last name was and is Platypus. What is my first name?" I ask, retrieving the sandwich. Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 In the middle of the byplay, the shadows sneakily replace the sandwich with a decoy. they sneak away with it, and give the sandwich to @Ookla the Perpetual, just for kicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 I run and throw the sandwich down a laundry chute because I know only bad things can come from having it. Wait. How did I get to a place with a laundry chute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 I take it using telekineses once more and toss it into a portal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 The portal leads to My waiting grasp. Nice work there, Mister Thaidakar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 I had switched the sandwich with a fake and now am sitting in my castle with the sandwich carefully hidden away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 As Szeth is an omniscient Narrator, he steals the sandwich without Thaidakar noticing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Unfortunately, this is not TLT. As Thaidakar notices that Szeth has stolen the Sandwich, I chloroform-rag them both, steal the Sandwich, leave a gift basket for them to share, and start running towards my getaway X-15. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 As you fly away, you realize you measured the fuel in teaspoons, not tablespoons! The resulting explosion flings the sandwich into the stratosphere, where I reside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) Unfortunately, Sequence has watched too many movies and doesn't understand that chloroform takes a while to kick in. Szeth waits for an opening, kicks Sequence in the stomach, does an awesome action flip, takes the sandwich, and runs away. All in five seconds. Edit: ninja'd Edited December 12, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Ah, but Szeth was not previously aware of the fact that I had in fact stolen the chloroform from a movie, and therefore it was plenty effective. Regular old chloroform gas just made you sick and then killed you. As I drifted among the wreckage of my X-15, I remembered that I had a fire extinguisher stored in my back pocket! I then used it to propel myself towards Keys. As the fire extinguisher runs out, I fling it into Keys's face. He loses consciousness and drops the Sandwich. I quickly grab it before it drifts into space, and then call a space taxi to take me to Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Suddenly the sandwich vanishes and returns to me. "None of you have said my name yet, so none of you get the sandwich." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Is it... Mortal? Undying? Ookla? Platypus? Rumpelstiltskin? Airheads mystery flavor? John? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 "No." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 The shadows take the sandwich to a realm in which @Ookla the platypus's name is Fred, then say his name. "Fred" the cackle "We get the sandwich now!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 I use an iron pull on the metal bit that I'd stabbed through the sandwich. The sandwich lands into my outstretched hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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