The Battle for the Sandwich

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Questions," I start, "give me the sandwich."

[Immortal Platypus]

"You fool," I reply scathingly. "Questions was sacrificed!! I am not he!"

see TLT i think. it might be in TLPW but I think it's TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

stormit

"Questions was sacrificed?" I blink then take the sandwich using magic.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why is everyone trying to re-direct the course of my side quest?

I just want my Shard back...

[Immortal Platypus]

I return it to myself using my awesome quiz master powers. (The Sandwich, to be clear.)

Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Shadows claim the sandwich as it starts to move toward the platypus

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I claim the Shadows with the law of "dibs", and they bring the Sandwich to me.

[Immortal Platypus]

I re-claim the sandwich as the magic sustaining us all gives it to me as no one has said my character's name.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Your name is Platypus!" I cackle triumphantly and snatch the Sandwich from your hands.

Edited December 9, 2022 by Sequence

[Immortal Platypus]

"My last name was and is Platypus. What is my first name?" I ask, retrieving the sandwich.

Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

In the middle of the byplay, the shadows sneakily replace the sandwich with a decoy. they sneak away with it, and give the sandwich to @Ookla the Perpetual, just for kicks.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I run and throw the sandwich down a laundry chute because I know only bad things can come from having it.

Wait. How did I get to a place with a laundry chute? 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take it using telekineses once more and toss it into a portal.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The portal leads to

My waiting grasp. Nice work there,

Mister Thaidakar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I had switched the sandwich with a fake and now am sitting in my castle with the sandwich carefully hidden away.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

As Szeth is an omniscient Narrator, he steals the sandwich without Thaidakar noticing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, this is not TLT. As Thaidakar notices that Szeth has stolen the Sandwich, I chloroform-rag them both, steal the Sandwich, leave a gift basket for them to share, and start running towards my getaway X-15.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

As you fly away, you realize you measured the fuel in teaspoons, not tablespoons! The resulting explosion flings the sandwich into the stratosphere, where I reside.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Unfortunately, Sequence has watched too many movies and doesn't understand that chloroform takes a while to kick in. Szeth waits for an opening, kicks Sequence in the stomach, does an awesome action flip, takes the sandwich, and runs away. All in five seconds.

Edit: ninja'd

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ah, but Szeth was not previously aware of the fact that I had in fact stolen the chloroform from a movie, and therefore it was plenty effective. Regular old chloroform gas just made you sick and then killed you. As I drifted among the wreckage of my X-15, I remembered that I had a fire extinguisher stored in my back pocket! I then used it to propel myself towards Keys. As the fire extinguisher runs out, I fling it into Keys's face. He loses consciousness and drops the Sandwich. I quickly grab it before it drifts into space, and then call a space taxi to take me to Mars.

[Immortal Platypus]

Suddenly the sandwich vanishes and returns to me.

"None of you have said my name yet, so none of you get the sandwich."

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Is it...
Mortal?
Undying?
Ookla?
Platypus?
Rumpelstiltskin?
Airheads mystery flavor?
John?

[Immortal Platypus]

"No."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows take the sandwich to a realm in which @Ookla the platypus's name is Fred, then say his name.

"Fred" the cackle "We get the sandwich now!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use an iron pull on the metal bit that I'd stabbed through the sandwich. The sandwich lands into my outstretched hand.