The Battle for the Sandwich

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

That would have been a problem, except Jimmy the hotdog superhero wasn't actually a hotdog. He just liked hotdogs.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows chase after Nerdy

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Finally, someone noticed that I still have the sandwich!" I say, as I defeat the shadows in an anime boss battle.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Due to the unfortunate laws of anime, the Shadows came back in a crappy sequel with five times their original power. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

As they had already quadrupled their power through use of the Sandwich, they were now very powerful

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, due to the laws of Anime, I somehow become more powerful than anything else in the universe for no adequately explained reason just in time for the season finale, where I successfully defend the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Luckily, I have ascended to the Shard of Plot Twists. With a Plot Twist, Nerdy looks down and realizes that the sandwich is no longer in their hand. A random platypus starts running down the hill to with a Sandwich, escaping. Meanwhile I watch from the Cognitive Realm, satisfied.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I stop the platypus dead in its tracks with a crowbar to the knees. I apologize, pay for its medical bills, steal the Sandwich, and escape.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows trap you in an infinity room of death.

[Ishikk]

But then the Platypus comes and defeats the shadows because of some mystical power.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Its mystical powers were granted by me, as I am somehow still the shard of randomness. As payment for this newfound power, the platypus agrees to serve me and give me the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I pull Nerdy's pants off. Public indecency! They're arrested, and the sandwich is confiscated. The police, not knowing the significance, give it to a random beggar on the street. Who could that beggar be...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The beggar is actually the platypus. As it is sworn to my service, I claim the sandwich again!

[Immortal Platypus]

Unfortunately, none of you noticed my word choice. I said he escaped with "a Sandwich" instead of "The Sandwich". I am far off in the Cognitive realm with The Sandwich.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

I the shard of Top-Ramen use my mystical skills to tap you on the other shoulder and steal the sandwich.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows conjure The Sandwich away from Wits, by the power of nope.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow, who'd been disguised as one of the shadows, replaces the sandwich with a fake and takes it to a lab for examination.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The lab exploded due to an undisclosed event involving Russian and Middle-Eastern separatists. The Sandwich was never recovered... because I had stolen it!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take it back after a two year time skip.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And I take it back after a four second time skip.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows, having created better security measures, snatch The Sandwich from Sequence like tarzan.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which usually meant swinging by vines. These particular vines had been booby trapped by a secret organization devoted to stealing the Sandwich. As the Shadows splatted to the ground, agents of the secret organization snatched the Sandwich and disappeared. Days later, I raided their facility and stole the Sandwich back.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, when you found the chamber where the sandwich was, all you found was a pan-galactic gragleblaster. This is because I had gotten there first and stolen the sandwich already!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

But as you escaped you run into a group of my ever loyal followers who steal the sandwich back 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

As Wits' statement was not bolded, it was not cannon or canon. The Shadows attack Nerdy with canon cannons and cannon canons.