The Battle for the Sandwich

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

The shadows were temporarially dispersed by what was essentially a fancy flashlight. They ignore the decoy that sequence fled with, and turn to @Ookla the Keys.

"What can we give you in trade for the sandwich?

[Immortal Platypus]

Luckily I was waiting near @Ookla the Keys. I poke keys with my ankle barb and as you turn, I slam a violin into his (?) face. I take the sandwich and tell the shadows, "There is nothing of equal worth so I demand you unconsume EmulatonStromekiin after Ookla season. I will give you The Sandwich if you promise to do so."

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

However, there is no EmulatonStromenkiin in the world of the sandwich. In that world, the one who would be EmulatonStromenkiin has never heard of Brandon Sanderson. Given this, the shadows are confused.

"We do not need to possess a person, and we do not." they confer among themselves for a moment. "So, yes we promise to unpossess the person we have never possessed."

I don't like to play as myself in any game/roleplay.

[Immortal Platypus]

i see, but i wasn't referring to you as EmulatonStromenkiin. i was referring to the other EmulatonStromenkiin.

"Deal."

*hands over sandwich*

[Sequence]

As the Sandwich is in transit, I jump in-between you two and snatch it from Platypus's hands. I use my momentum to somersault over a cliff, where a submarine waits in the ocean below.

[AltonicKeys]

The submarine, however, was not your intended vehicle. Crashing into an innocent crew, you are kicked out into my boat.

I ditch you and take the sandwich.

[Cinnamon]

I parachute onto the scene and tackle AltonicKeys from above. In the chaos of our  being tangled in the parachute I manage to grab the Sandwich and render Keys unconscious.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I, in hulk form, grab the sandwich and kick you into the wall.

[Sequence]

I call my good friend Thanos, who beats the crap out of Hulk and gives me the Sandwich, snapping everyone away and giving me a portal to the other side of the universe.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I blink, at least two of the infinity stones had already been destroyed. The post above had been voided. I take the sandwich back, lashing Thanos into the wall.

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

The shadows use a Smedry to trip @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

as I trip, I lash myself into the sky.

[Sequence]

Unfortunately, I had paid the sky to pull you into space and give me the Sandwich. I happily skip off into the sunset, Sandwich in my hands.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

It was bold of Sequence to do this, as most wind runners and the sky were on good terms. I land right behind you and grab your hands, sticking the sandwich to my palm and lashing you into the distance.

[Sequence]

I scream helplessly as my form vanishes on the horizon, except, it was a decoy! The real me smacks you on the back of the head with a frying pan and steals the Sandwich, giving the sky a dirty look for going back on our deal.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I turn into the hulk as I'm being smacked and kick you, lashing you into the sky once again. I grab the sandwich just in time.

[Sequence]

"WHYYYYYYYYYY." 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I smile and lash myself in precisely the right direction so I fly just below the clouds.

[The Bookwyrm]

I fly past on my Loftwing and grab the sandwich as you bask in your now nonexistent victory.

[Immortal Platypus]

I fly by in a helicopter and it utterly destroys your entire being. I jump out and take the sandwich as it falls.

[NerdyAarakocra]

I am a bird, though.

So while you are skydiving,

I take the sandwich.

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

The shadows form a pillar, preparing a gigantic trap.

[AltonicKeys]

The shadows didn't notice several other pillars arranged in a line beside their's.

I knock over the pillars in a domino effect, destroying their hard work, because I'm a literal child.

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

The shadows are unperturbed, as the pillars had passed right through the one they were forming out of themselves.

[AltonicKeys]

Realizing I didn't get the sandwich from that, I locate the sandwich (Still falling with Nerdy). I stop Nerdy with mind powers, letting the sandwich drop freely without them.