Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 12 hours ago, Ookla the platypus said: I have returned. I (the presence and absence of all things) pop into existence exactly in the same spot as Shadow. This cancels out both of us but I'm better at life so I survive somehow. Shadow, however, does not. Shadow survived, actually. He could never truly be destroyed, after all. I now have given the sandwich to someone who will never let it go at all costs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 I kill the person and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 The person blinks, wondering why they were killed. Meanwhile, Someone is still holding the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 "Ah, Someone, my old friend!" I appear from the shadows. "Thanks for holding onto the Sandwich for me, old pal." I take it and walk away triumphantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 I take the sandwich As I walk away (slow-mo) Stuff explodes behind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 I punch you while you're walking and seize the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 The shadows claim the sandwich, first knocking out Thaidakar. They then go on a quest to find a quarkbeast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Shadow sneakily took the sandwich and inspected it, wondering what was so great about it anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I (the quarkbeast) command the shadows to get the sandwich for me. They agree and I give it to Questions/Platypus. I thank the quarkbeast and teleport away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I intercept you While you are reeling from this I take the sandwich I'm somewhat confused "I take the sandwich" is five Perfect for haiku 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 How'd you intercept? Teleportation is fast. you couldn't beat me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 It's a mystery How I intercepted you I have the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I take it from you. You now can't steal my sandwich. The Sandwich is mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I get the sandwich Through equitable trading You get RandomCoin™ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Deal. I want that now. I give you a coin for the food. Now I have some food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I don't know how to Haiku. But here is some bread. I shall shall steal the Sandwich, and chop off your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ati16 Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 I do not know why, But I will steal the sandwich. Haiku is so great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 I want the sandwich I take your identity I have the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 I am tad confused I struggle with counting I don't have sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 The shadows claim the sandwich from The platypus, as they just wanted Quarkbeast scales from the Quarkbeast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Keys said: I am tad confused I struggle with counting I don't have sandwich is that bad counting? the second line has just six it should have seven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Haikus are complicated ... I steal the sandwich ... I am then cursed by a witch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 After weeks away, I come back to this war now. What is happening? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Bookwyrm stood on the surface of a distant world, contemplating the war that formed the fabric of the thread around him. I once held a Shard, he thought. Now it is gone. And for what? A sandwich. The tastiest sandwich ever. Desirable above all other sandwiches. What did it mean? Bookwyrm sat down and continued to think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 I claim the sandwich With my powers as a shard Shard of Randomness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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