The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I follow, somehow having found a burger which I munch on.

[Immortal Platypus]

I eat my burger that I duplicated from Haly's burger.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I slurp ice cream. “We need transportation.”

[Immortal Platypus]

"Can we get it from a dragon carriage like that one over there?" I ask after swallowing my fries. "I think they should change the name to dragon shaped carriage though, because there are no dragons involved in a dragon carriage, but I digress."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

“Possibly.” I walk over to where the carriages are and examine them. “I don’t wanna drive, though. I wanna eat food. You drive.”

[Immortal Platypus]

"Do I have to do everything? I'm gonna eat and drive, so there." I walk into the driver's seat, pull out my smoothie, drink, pizza, candy, chips, and donuts.

*Starts driving and eating*

"On the bright side, these things can fly, so we should be there in no time."

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Sandwich in hand, I stare after the slowly disappearing carriage.
"W... What are you guys doing? ...Okay then."

[Immortal Platypus]

"I too have a sandwich. We're going after a dragon to incinerate shadows and stuff like that!!!"

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"Sweet!"
Tossing away my apparently unimportant sandwich, I somehow hop into the flying car, uninvited.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, Ookla the platypus said:

"Do I have to do everything? I'm gonna eat and drive, so there." I walk into the driver's seat, pull out my smoothie, drink, pizza, candy, chips, and donuts.

*Starts driving and eating*

"On the bright side, these things can fly, so we should be there in no time."

“Yay!” Munches queso com chili (idk) and watches contentedly out the window ”Does this thing come with room service? I want tres leches.”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I pick the sandwich up off the ground.

[Immortal Platypus]

You may have picked up a sandwich, but I have The Sandwich. 

3 hours ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

Does this thing come with room service?

"No, I'm afraid that's only for paying customers. And welcome aboard @Ookla the Keys."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I am confused, but I come aboard the car.

[Edema Rue she/her]

“I think it’s a dragon shaped carriage,” I say, paying far too much as I get on because I want room service. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

“Yep!” I confirm cheerily. “We’re gonna find dragons.” I grab some snacks and compile them to make a cake, then eat a slice. “Come have some cake, everyone!”

[Immortal Platypus]

gotta love how this battle turned into finding dragons

"Welcome aboard ya'll, I'll be your driver today, we're headed to find some dragons. This is not a car, it is a dragon-shaped carriage. We should be arriving soon. We have snacks to share and @Ookla the Ta'veren bought room service for us so just ask for food if you want it. There is a no violence policy in this carriage and should you not follow it, you'll be ejected. Thank you for your willingness to listen to important service announcements."

Edited November 24, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

“That was a fancy speech,” I comment. “Room service, can I have some papaya casserole?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Shadows sneak aboard the dragon-shaped carriage, and sneakily take the Sandwich from Ookla the platypus. they then pull the Eject lever and everyone gets launched into space.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

However, a magical rabbit graciously fixes the carriage around us and we are not dead.

”That was weird.”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The magical rabbit ignored the shadows, as the occasionally covered the moon. They began the long, arduous drift back to the planet

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth blows up the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I watch the explosion from the carriage with mild interest, then call for cider from room service.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The sandwich didn’t actually explode, of course, but everyone assumed it did, and no one really cared! After all, we were in a giant dragon shaped carriage. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Szeth had an existential crisis. If the sandwich didn’t matter anymore, what did? What was the point of the thread? What was the meaning of life?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use my telekinetic rubber ducky powers to claim the sandwich and get this thread back on track.