RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Why on earth do you have a bottle of vodka? I didn’t do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 it was... him! *sarge's goofy mature and edgy rants* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Look, can you just please quit interrupting- You know that video with the raccoon trying to wash cotton candy in a pool of water? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 What are you doing with the cotton candy in that pool of water? I have never been to that black market! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 So you know that hidden compartment with the poison- I am frankly shocked that you think I would do that with an Easy-Bake Oven (TM). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Did you put the cake batter upside down? I wanted to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 (edited) Why would you pretend to be a cop in order to give that llama a speeding ticket?! "In my defense, only six people were mildly too severely injured in the process. So it was practically successful!" Edited April 2 by Soulbinder typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 what is the least hurt you have ever caused using a bomb? a Nokia phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I need a shardplate substitute, any recommendations? It knows what it did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Hey, where’s my phone? Cheerioes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 How do British people say goodbye? Just the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 How many candles have you eaten today? where there’s a will there’s a way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I promise you, my cousin William really doesn’t know how to get to that secret bunker. I merely borrowed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 who stole than shot my bazooka at the Capitol? hey that is my shoe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Spoiler beans, cheese, and... an old shoe? yup. ok. here, have a burrito. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Quit trying to bribe me with food! I’d go with the second option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Would you rather a. Prevent a nuclear war or b. Start one? it’s over at my place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Do you happen to know where the Demon Core is? "Americans." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Look it's what everyone else in the world hates... Then you walk away slow and casual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Hello, 911? If I'm being held at gunpoint, what should I do? This scar I have in between my ring finger and middle finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 You gave yourself WHAT with the knife?! It was only once!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Did you stuff my sandwich with explosives again? Why does everyone assume it’s me??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 We found your fingerprints on the murder weapon. Are you sure you don't want to confess? Say no more. I'm in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 wanna get into this unmarked white van? we have cookies... how did you know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Hey, quick question, did you start pug smuggling again? "The puppy was the best part!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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