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Just now, Nameless said:

One of the spirits landed in front of Everyone. "Hey, you. You don't need this guy. You should kill him."

1 minute ago, Landing Sequence said:

“Yes yes, ‘General Kenobi ’ or whatever I’m supposed to say. Tell me how to make rocks cry.”

"If you want to make a rock cry, just take that spirit and shove him inside a stone."

Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

One of the spirits landed in front of Everyone. "Hey, you. You don't need this guy. You should kill him."

“I wasn’t formed yesterday! Everyone knows you don’t trust spirits who crowd shamans in the afterlife.”

Posted
Just now, Landing Sequence said:

“I wasn’t formed yesterday! Everyone knows you don’t trust spirits who crowd shamans in the afterlife.”

"We're not crowding him; he's chained us here so he can use our powers. He's evil, and also a liar."

Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

"We're not crowding him; he's chained us here so he can use our powers. He's evil, and also a liar."

The Eizard starts muttering. "Must taste the stones, must waken it again." The Eizard's paws start to glow a ominous slate gray.

Posted
1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"If you want to make a rock cry, just take that spirit and shove him inside a stone."

Everyone looked at the spirit. “Cool, thanks!”

Just now, Nameless said:

"We're not crowding him; he's chained us here so he can use our powers. He's evil, and also a liar."

Dark tendrils shot from Everyone’s hand and coiled around the spirit, fully able to physically grab hold. “A̴̡̓ń̶̡y̵̟͝ţ̶͆h̸͔̓i̷̜̒n̵̡͌g̸͚͠ ̶̺́ȳ̷͖o̷̻͝ú̷̩ ̷͕̿s̶̙̊a̶̧͊ȳ̵̳ ̴̮̊c̶͉͂a̷̫͗n̶̳̒ ̸̯̾ă̵̰n̶̓ͅd̴̐͜ ̵̳͐w̴̙̓í̵͎l̵͙̿l̵͖͊ ̵̱͝b̸̤̄ẽ̴̥ ̷̭͝ű̴͜ŝ̵̺e̴̝͂d̶̘̊ ̶͜͝a̴̡͠g̴̳̏a̸̢̔i̷̛̙n̸̳̽s̵̞̍t̸͓͘ ̸̀͜y̷̛̤ö̴̰ǘ̸̳ ̷̟̓í̴͉n̴̩͝ ̸̪͗ą̶̎ ̶̳̎c̸̨͗o̶̩̅u̴͈͛r̵̨̾t̵̯͑ ̶͕́o̶̞̿f̷͕̓ ̶͕̐l̷͉͠a̵̳͘w̸̲͋.̴̭̀.”

Posted
Just now, Landing Sequence said:

Dark tendrils shot from Everyone’s hand and coiled around the spirit, fully able to physically grab hold. “A̴̡̓ń̶̡y̵̟͝ţ̶͆h̸͔̓i̷̜̒n̵̡͌g̸͚͠ ̶̺́ȳ̷͖o̷̻͝ú̷̩ ̷͕̿s̶̙̊a̶̧͊ȳ̵̳ ̴̮̊c̶͉͂a̷̫͗n̶̳̒ ̸̯̾ă̵̰n̶̓ͅd̴̐͜ ̵̳͐w̴̙̓í̵͎l̵͙̿l̵͖͊ ̵̱͝b̸̤̄ẽ̴̥ ̷̭͝ű̴͜ŝ̵̺e̴̝͂d̶̘̊ ̶͜͝a̴̡͠g̴̳̏a̸̢̔i̷̛̙n̸̳̽s̵̞̍t̸͓͘ ̸̀͜y̷̛̤ö̴̰ǘ̸̳ ̷̟̓í̴͉n̴̩͝ ̸̪͗ą̶̎ ̶̳̎c̸̨͗o̶̩̅u̴͈͛r̵̨̾t̵̯͑ ̶͕́o̶̞̿f̷͕̓ ̶͕̐l̷͉͠a̵̳͘w̸̲͋.̴̭̀.”

This broke the Eizard's concentration and he fell over laughing.

Posted
1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The Eizard starts muttering. "Must taste the stones, must waken it again." The Eizard's paws start to glow a ominous slate gray.

The spirits began glowing, an ominous wind blowing throughout the darkened cavern.

Just now, Landing Sequence said:

Dark tendrils shot from Everyone’s hand and coiled around the spirit, fully able to physically grab hold. “A̴̡̓ń̶̡y̵̟͝ţ̶͆h̸͔̓i̷̜̒n̵̡͌g̸͚͠ ̶̺́ȳ̷͖o̷̻͝ú̷̩ ̷͕̿s̶̙̊a̶̧͊ȳ̵̳ ̴̮̊c̶͉͂a̷̫͗n̶̳̒ ̸̯̾ă̵̰n̶̓ͅd̴̐͜ ̵̳͐w̴̙̓í̵͎l̵͙̿l̵͖͊ ̵̱͝b̸̤̄ẽ̴̥ ̷̭͝ű̴͜ŝ̵̺e̴̝͂d̶̘̊ ̶͜͝a̴̡͠g̴̳̏a̸̢̔i̷̛̙n̸̳̽s̵̞̍t̸͓͘ ̸̀͜y̷̛̤ö̴̰ǘ̸̳ ̷̟̓í̴͉n̴̩͝ ̸̪͗ą̶̎ ̶̳̎c̸̨͗o̶̩̅u̴͈͛r̵̨̾t̵̯͑ ̶͕́o̶̞̿f̷͕̓ ̶͕̐l̷͉͠a̵̳͘w̸̲͋.̴̭̀.”

The spirit gasped. "Wait, stop! That won't work. Do you really want to trust this guy?"

Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

The spirits began glowing, an ominous wind blowing throughout the darkened cavern.

The spirit gasped. "Wait, stop! That won't work. Do you really want to trust this guy?"

“Well… do you have a better way to make rocks cry?”

Posted
Just now, Landing Sequence said:

“Well… do you have a better way to make rocks cry?”

"Yes. You just have to sing them a sad song."

Posted (edited)

"I think we need to have a party" said an invisible voice. "It's 2022, after all"

Just now, Nameless said:

"Yes. You just have to sing them a sad song."

"Karaoke, anyone?"

Edited by Shining Silhouette
Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

"Yes. You just have to sing them a sad song."

“Cool. I’ll go find a rock, sing it a sad song, and if that doesn’t work, you get to be merged with a rock! Sound good? Good.” Everyone left the afterlife, finding a good sized boulder.

Posted
Just now, Landing Sequence said:

“Cool. I’ll go find a rock, sing it a sad song, and if that doesn’t work, you get to be merged with a rock! Sound good? Good.” Everyone left the afterlife, finding a good sized boulder.

"Wait-shoot. It doesn't work unless you're actually really sad."

Posted
1 minute ago, Landing Sequence said:

“Hm. Do you know anyone who’s really sad?”

"Well, I'm pretty sad. I've been trapped down here in the underworld instead of being allowed to be with my brother. If you free me, I know someone who can sing to the stones for you."

Posted
46 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Well, I'm pretty sad. I've been trapped down here in the underworld instead of being allowed to be with my brother. If you free me, I know someone who can sing to the stones for you."

“Cool cool, how about, you sing, and I don’t reduce your essence to corrupted  chaotic-dark energy? If it works, I’ll consider setting you free.”

Posted

A tendril of corrupted chaotic-dark energy manifests and begins to sing a haunting song about lost love.

Page 2022 is a fun milestone

Posted
1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said:

A tendril of corrupted chaotic-dark energy manifests and begins to sing a haunting song about lost love.

Page 2022 is a fun milestone

Everyone raised an eyebrow. “Where did you come from?”

Posted

The song concluded, and the tendril dissipated, leaving behind a smear forming the words ‘Nothing to see here, carry on’

Posted

Their sadness was apparent in a way that was indescribable

SUDDENLY A VOICE RANG OUT

"THOU SHALT NOT TELL LIES" it thundered

"YOU JUST DESCRIBED AN INDESCRIBABLE THING! NOW YOU SHALL BE BANISHED" it roared, then minimized and struck through Silhouette's text

Posted
2 hours ago, Nameless said:

A bunch of rocks immediately started sobbing loudly.

These were tears of immense joy, for rocks love songs about lost loves.

2 hours ago, Queen Elsa Steelheart said:

You called?:lol:

I suppose I did.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

These were tears of immense joy, for rocks love songs about lost loves.

Or any song involving the pain and suffering of others. Rocks were a little bit evil that way.

Edited by Nameless

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