The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The gummy bears re-retrieve the sandwich and kill all the gummy rabbits, then bring Telrao the sandwich again.

[The Isochronism he/him]

I politely ask Telrao to call off her gummy bears, then eat them while Telrao's not looking. I use a Bendalloy metalmind to store the calories so I still have room in my stomach to eat the sandwich. 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

2 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

The gummy bears re-retrieve the sandwich and kill all the gummy rabbits, then bring Telrao the sandwich again.

But since this is impossible, the gummy bears explode, and the gummy rabbits never died.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take the sandwich using telekinesis and run across the city.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows were confused in the prison, and were soon let out. They telepathically smack Thaidakar, and apparate the sandwich to the cognitive realm.

I mean exactly what I say here.

[Telrao she/her]

I slapp Bondsmith again, then re-revive my gummy bear army, causing them to expand and rupture Bondsmith's stomach. They claw out of his throat, accompanying me to the Cognitive realm, where I set up my gummy bear empire. So prestigious, threatening, and grand this empire is, it puts the Ire to shame.

The shadows, seeing my power and glory, align themselves to me, in the process bringing the Sandwich. I place it upon a pedestal, guarded by Gummy Bears in miniature Shardplate and Shardblades. All who enter my domain look upon the Sandwich, and are awed by my power.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I Transport my hand from Cognitive, and Transport it back with the sandwich. The gummy bears do not notice cause they do that thing where guards look away from the thing. I hide myself in the sea of beads or mist or plasma or whatever.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

At this point, the mandra that I've used in this situation the last two times has grown up and had kids. However, the mandra's child secretly longs for adventure, and goes on a long and difficult quest to claim the sandwich and prove itself. At the end of this quest, it too settles down and gives the sandwich to me as a gift.

[Ranryu she/her]

You sinisterly buy a loaf of bread from Super Saver. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

The mandra's final boss was me! I was defeated, but in a cliche manner I rise from the dead! I, uh, kidnap Nerdy and have tea with them.

[Telrao she/her]

*Chuckles* This is gonna be fun

Sniffing the air, I catch a faint scent of... tea? Thirsty for the delectable warm water, I teleport to its location with Aon Tia, thoroughly confounding the tea-drinkers. I land on the table, batting teacups everywhere and tea onto the floor, their faces, and the sandwich. I jump onto the floor and blep up the tea. Satisfied, I turn the the still confused humans, then calmly take the Sandwich, gracefully bounding away into the sunset.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Telrao

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Alas, but this is the cognitive realm, so the sunset was only an illusion! I had hired Shallan on her way back from Lasting Integrity. As you bound off, Shallan leaps out of the illusory sunset and throws Telrao at me. I steal the sandwich and give Telrao premium cat food.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I give Nerdy premium Aarakocra food and steal the sandwich while they are distracted.

[The Isochronism he/him]

I try to summon a Shardblade, but end up with a jealous Stormbreaker instead. I throw Stormbreaker at Sequence, but forget to aim for the head. Then I pick the sandwich up from the ground, and fly away via the Bifröst.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I say, "You should've gone for the head." Then snap my fingers. I'm sitting in a cozy farmhouse on a verdant planet. And I have the sandwich!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Having died at least four times, Brando Sando grants me a Shard. I teleport the sandwich into my hand, cuz they can probably do that.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

After performing an elaborate heist in cooperation with the Ire, I steal the sandwich back from the Shard of Keys' hiding place. I also make sure to hide on a planet that isn't a shardworld this time. Silly me!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I convince Autonomy to walk over to SequenceWorld, and take the sandwich.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows, who had been patiently waiting to betray Telrao, knocked Nerdy out and claimed the sandwich on behalf of their king, Foklasfag.

[Telrao she/her]

Why are you bullying this poor cat?

After being supremely dissatisfied with the supposed "premium cat food," I make my way over to the Shadow King, Foklasfag, and sneef violently. Immediately, the shadows are instantly vacuumed up. I grow and grow, my shadow looming ever larger. Then, like a balloon let go part way though being blown up, I start zooming around. In my paw, I have the Sandwich. No one can catch me, as I am to unpredictable. And having the time of my life! Wheee!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I grab a laser pointer, allowing for me to catch Telrao and take the sandwich. I give the laser pointer to Syl to keep Telrao transfixed.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately for Nerdy, Syl had already been locked up in Fortunately, Unfortunately, and was therefore unable to distract me with the laser pointer. I take back the Sandwich and fly away!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

An airplane nearly hits Telrao, and the sandwich is dropped in the resulting harrowing escape. I grab it and teleport to where no one (non personified) can find me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, No One (Non Personified) was a nice chap, just like all of the members of the (Non Personified) family. No One (Non Personified) hates to lie, and leads me to where Bookwyrm is hiding so that I can take the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The sandwich is guarded with a deadly trap.