The Battle for the Sandwich

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Potato I really hope these aren't real feelings you hold for Sequence

Oh no it's okay, I'm a rabbit murderer so it's totally justified.

2 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I skydive into your car and slap a gag over your mouth, stopping the car's power source. I grab the sandwich, dump you out of the car for the second time in recent memory, and drive away.

As AltonicKeys tumbles down the road, it turns out that I was hiding in the backseat! I jump up and snatch the sandwich from your hands, fumbling with the lock of the car door.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

5 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Potato I really hope these aren't real feelings you hold for Sequence

Don't worry, I'm (mostly) joking.

Edited November 3, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

On 11/2/2022 at 1:24 PM, Sequence said:

Yes, but I know better than to ask questions about the agendas of shadows.

heheheheeheh

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

Oh no it's okay, I'm a rabbit murderer so it's totally justified.

As AltonicKeys tumbles down the road, it turns out that I was hiding in the backseat! I jump up and snatch the sandwich from your hands, fumbling with the lock of the car door.

The shadows kindly open the door and help you out, and you give them the sandwich as payment.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But I also wanted to get out of the car! The shadows give me the sandwich as an apology, and I give them a five-star review due to their kindness.

Edited November 3, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As I realize what I have done, I pull out a flashlight to both blind Nerdy and destroy the shadows. I steal the sandwich, but leave them some cake as an apology.

[Telrao she/her]

I appear, my dragon-form gone. I emerge from the ashes, a smol floofy cat once more. Slightly confused, I bound over to Sequence, remembering the tuna fillet from before. Hungry, I follow him, meowing and almost tripping him as I rub against his legs (as you do when you're a cat).

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I start on the cake, but I quickly find that THE CAKE WAS A LIE! Furious, I band together with Chell and PotatOS, reclaiming the sandwich.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Unsure what's going on, I make a pact with the devil, trading my soup for the sandwich. (The devil didn't read the contract very carefully.)

[Cinnamon]

However, I swoop in and snatch the sandwich as soon as it materialises in Bondsmith-Ededancer's hands, and fly away on my pet unicorn.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Unfortunately, the pet unicorn is no match for the power of FRIENDSHIP, so harnessing the bond forged between me and the devil, I incapacitate the unicorn before it can fly away.

Edited November 4, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer

[Telrao she/her]

I trot up to the incapacitated unicorn and hoik up a furball. This furball contains healing properties, and restores the unicorn to its majestic equine form. I then slapp Bondsmith with my paw and take the Sandwich, giving it to Cinnamon as a present.

Edited November 4, 2022 by Telrao

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I decide to bargain with Cinnamon for the sandwich, eventually reaching a fair agreement. I take the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I decide to form a shady contract with Nerdy, eventually reaching the unfair conditions. I take the sandwich.

[The Isochronism he/him]

I apply to become Nerdy's lawyer, and sue AltonicKeys with my lawyer fee being none other then the sandwich you illegally took position of. 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

During the court proceedings, I sneak in and steal the sandwich.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Luckily I'm actually a fourth-wall breaking hulk in disguise, and I notice the sandwich is missing and go find you and take it back via my very strong hulk-arms. It isn't too hard because neither of us are actually in court, we're just words on a page. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows remain, and smack Bondsmith-Edgedancer for breaking the fourth wall. They repair it, and take the sandwich from Bondsmith as a fee.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I help Bondsmith-Edgedancer realize that this is a scam, then send the shadows to prison. I then proceed to scam everyone and disappear with the sandwich, never to be seen again *spooky noises*.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I simply use sonar to find your location, and take the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use a robot arm to take the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I hack the arm to draw a mustache on Thaidakar's face. Oh, and it gives me the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Then all the gummy bears got jealous—the wild ones are going extinct. They wanted that sandwich, so they melted down throats and gave everyone sugar comas.

Now none were left to retrieve the sandwich.

Sometimes gummy bears do not make good plans.

[Telrao she/her]

I use AonDor to revive the Gummy Bears so they can steal the Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The gummy bears steal the sandwich and bring it to Telrao, having decided that they are her sworn lieges.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

However, the gummy bears are actually being infiltrated by gummy rabbits who secretly steal the Sandwich and bring it to Rabbit.