The Battle for the Sandwich

[Mr. Misting he/him]

33 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“It gives you the ability to use tiny rocks to fuel magic spells!” Pulls out a small black iron round cage with only three bands (cage is barely smaller than a baseball) and a blue glow inside “Like this one.”

"Hmm, interesting. Wait is that.. does it say gullible on the ceiling over there?" Mr. Misting says pointing. While Haly is distracted with my clever ruse I steal the cage and book it out of there. 

I try to find true love, and as everyone knows that doesn't exist, so I end up in the same place as Bondsmith-Edgedancer and Telrao. I use my fancy new magic stuff to pilfer the sandwich.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

25 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

"Hmm, interesting. Wait is that.. does it say gullible on the ceiling over there?" Mr. Misting says pointing. While Haly is distracted with my clever ruse I steal the cage and book it out of there. 

I try to find true love, and as everyone knows that doesn't exist, so I end up in the same place as Bondsmith-Edgedancer and Telrao. I use my fancy new magic stuff to pilfer the sandwich.

Haly whines in protest, then takes a bag full of pebbles off of her belt, takes about half of them, and tosses them in the air, appearing where Mr. is. 

“I want my salad,” I inform him, hands on my hips.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I burn bronze, finding Mr. Misting. I can then take the sandwich. I also steal all the rocks, just in case.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Quote

Mine or his?

 

[Telrao she/her]

Cackling, I yoink the sandwich and go to New Zealand, hangin' out with ma kiwi bros

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

7 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Mine or his?

ALL OF THEM.

However, Telrao is a cat, not a kiwi. Therefore, Telrao and the kiwis cannot be 'bros'. New Zeland vanishes in a puff of logic, and I take the sandwich.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

19 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly whines in protest, then takes a bag full of pebbles off of her belt, takes about half of them, and tosses them in the air, appearing where Mr. is. 

“I want my salad,” I inform him, hands on my hips.

Mr. Misting pauses, worried. He had eaten the salad in his quest for true love. 

"So you see, the problem with that is that I don't have a salad anymore. Would you accept this high quality Subway gift card?"

Edited November 14, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

44 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

Mr. Misting pauses, worried. He had eaten the salad in his quest for true love. 

"So you see, the problem with that is that I don't have a salad anymore. Would you accept this high quality Subway gift card?"

“Okay.” I take it and start gathering new rocks. “Enjoy the pendant.”

[Mr. Misting he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Okay.” I take it and start gathering new rocks. “Enjoy the pendant.”

Mr. Misting laughed quietly. There was no credit on the card, he had spent it all on a meatball sub! Mwha ha ah!!!

I punch Nerdy and take the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

Mr. Misting laughed quietly. There was no credit on the card, he had spent it all on a meatball sub! Mwha ha ah!!!

I punch Nerdy and take the sandwich.

I go to get subway and find myself ripped off.

I swear revenge and change my identity.

[Telrao she/her]

I give everyone rocks with googly eyes, then yeet the sandwich. *cackles*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Before I carry out my amazing plan of revenge, I realize that the Pokémon franchise storylines for their manga is very… boringly similar and juvenile, which is a problem cuz I think they could be cool, so I create my own storyline and turn myself into Liv the genetics researcher.

[Cinnamon]

While everyone is distracted by the rocks with googly eyes and Haly's Pokemon story I sneak up behind Mr. Misting and steal the Sandwich, along with a handful of shiny rocks.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Cinnamon
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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows destroy all the shiny rocks, making everyone pay attention to the sandwich again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I come out of a pokeball from Cinnamon's pocket and steal the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The pokeball slipped out of Cinnamon's pocket due to unknown forces, and I CRUSH IT BENEATH MY FEET. As you vanish into nothingness, I pick up the sandwich and walk off into the sunset.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Sequence checks both sides, then crosses the road. She, of course, didn't look up and failed to notice the falling meteor summoned by a certain someone. Who could it be???/?????/?? (Hint: It's me)

[Edema Rue she/her]

I snatch the sandwich before it gets crushed, take a picture of the…interesting…scene and run. 

[Telrao she/her]

I chortle loudly, and the world QUAKES even more than it did when being hit by a meteor. Everyone FEARS my CHORTLE SNEEF POWER. The sandwich falls into my paws from AesSedai's hands. I yeet myself into the Cosmere once more.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I hurry to the cytoverse, snatch M-bot, then come back to the cosmere and we begin our hunt.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I distract M-Bot with mushrooms and steal the sandwich from Telrao.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

37 minutes ago, Telrao said:

CHORTLE

You need to have a conversation with Boomerang Guy sometime.

The mushrooms give off a sleep inducing powder. I put on a respiratory mask and steal the sandwich as you fall asleep.

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

You need to have a conversation with Boomerang Guy sometime.

The mushrooms give off a sleep inducing powder. I put on a respiratory mask and steal the sandwich as you fall asleep.

But alas, we were in space. So the sandwich floats away. I grab it, powered by SNEEF power and fly away

*sneef*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You SNEEF in the sedative mushroom powder. I wake up and take the sandwich from you. I keep the mushrooms contained, but carry them with me because I figure that they could be useful.

[Telrao she/her]

8 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You SNEEF in the sedative mushroom powder. I wake up and take the sandwich from you. I keep the mushrooms contained, but carry them with me because I figure that they could be useful.

Because this is space, I continue to sail away, as there is no air friction to slow me down. I continue like this for all eternity.