The Battle for the Sandwich

[Telrao she/her]

*Telrao turns Panini Sandwich back into The Sandwich*

[Immortal Platypus]

Oh, okay. Can I have it back please Madam Cat?

Edited November 17, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Telrao she/her]

*growls*

[Immortal Platypus]

Do you mean *Hisses*? I'll share it. I love Cats. And most Cats love me.

Edited November 17, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[NameIess]

I punch ImportantQuestions in the face, then hand the cat another sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

"I didn't even have the sandwich. *Cries* Why does everyone bully me?"

[NameIess]

I rifle through ImportantQuestions' pockets and steal all his lunch money, then give that to the cat too.

[Immortal Platypus]

Ha! I don't carry lunch money because this happens so much. Madam Cat, will you help me out here?

[NameIess]

I steal your passport instead, and use it to impersonate you and get the sandwich from the cat.

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm a platypus. Why would you think I have a passport. My only identification besides my appearance and powers is at {Redacted}

[S. Stormy she/her]

I grab the sandwich from Nameless, make an exact copy with my training in the art of kookido and eat that.

[NameIess]

I ask you how it tasted.

[Immortal Platypus]

The fake sandwich disappears, leaving the taste of sawdust in your mouth. I start to run away and hope that Madam Cat helps me in exchange for half the sandwich. The real sandwich also disappears, leaving a pile of sawdust where it once was.

[S. Stormy she/her]

4 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

The fake sandwich disappears, leaving the taste of sawdust in your mouth. I start to run away and hope that Madam Cat helps me in exchange for half the sandwich. The real sandwich also disappears, leaving a pile of sawdust where it once was.

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What makes you think you can decide that that happened?

 

14 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I ask you how it tasted.

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It would have been delicious, I'm sure.  

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Immortal Platypus]

They were made of sawdust from the start. I'm still running

[NameIess]

I trip you and hand the real sandwich back to Shallan and ask her to make two copies.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I start a “let’s all bully not-so-important questions” campaign and vote to get the sandwhich after he’s been dealt with. 

Edited November 17, 2022 by AesSedai318
Forgot something

[Immortal Platypus]

How did you trip me? I'm like half a mile away!!!

[NameIess]

I smile, confident that no one will every discover the secret behind my awesome tripping skills.

[Immortal Platypus]

Well, now I impressed. But I name you Tripmaster, causing a paradox, erasing you from existence. I reach through a quantum portal and grab the sandwich, taking it back.

[NameIess]

I come back into existence rather quickly, as giving me a different name doesn't cause a paradox. Then I steal the sandwich back.

[S. Stormy she/her]

I politely take the sandwich from Nameless, then make three copies of the Sandwich with my kookido skills, then give two to Nameless, eating the other one.

Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use my ProSandwich+ subscription to find the real sandwich. I then take it back to my Sandwich Lab to try to discover the secret sandwich formula.

[NameIess]

I eat one of the copied sandwiches, and am overwhelmed by the perfection in its flavor.

[Immortal Platypus]

I replace all sandwiches with sawdust except the original which I very cleverly hid in mouth, and the decoy on my ankle barb. Or was it the other way around? You'll never know. Dah Dah Dah!!!