The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Space is weird. 

I like space.

[S. Stormy she/her]

I steal the sandwich and eat it.

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I'm pretty sure I've won now.  

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Shallan is knocked out having eaten the wrong sandwich and I take the real one out of my pocket.

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You can't eat the sandwich, one of the rules is the sandwich can not be destroyed, which includes eating it.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

I steal the sandwich and eat it.

On 10/19/2022 at 2:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)

I fly past at relativistic speeds in the vacuum of space and grab the sandwich as you take it out of your pocket before speeding off into the infinite sea of stars.

[Telrao she/her]

Burping out mushroom spores, I awake.

Stars sail past, planets spinning s l o w l y as they rotate around in their systems. So beautiful...

In a moment of realization, I ascend, becoming an omnipotent power of the galaxies. I see the sandwich in Bookwrym's hands, and bless him with ascendancy. Now that he is a powerful shard, he can no longer touch physical objects. I, now being a normal Elantrian Cat, sail back to where the Sandwich remains floating in outer space. I snatch  from the vacuum and travel to Mars.

Edited November 15, 2022 by Telrao

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm gazes around the universe with his new Shardhood.

I....what just happened?

He isn't tied to any world, yet. The expanse of the Sandwichverse is splayed before him.

What now?

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Yes, I just called it the "Sandwichverse." Deal with it.

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I shift into the spiritual realm. The wave of Investiture from Bookwyrm's ascendancy warps the realms and allows me to travel straight to mars, where I take the sandwich from a surprised Telrao.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm traveled to the world of Saturn.

I always loved this place...

He invested himself in the planet and it's system slightly, leaving behind a piece of his infinite self.

The sandwich seemed so distant...He couldn't eat anymore. What was the point of chasing it?

With the Shard of Curiosity propelling him, he launched himself out into the universe.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He however was SEEN! And so ended Bookwyrm.

I, pretending to be a morally grey person rumage through his pockets and steal the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

An insignificant explosion sounded against the infinite investiture that made up Curiosity.

I wonder what that was. I also wonder how the sandwich got in the pocket of the jacket I left behind when I ascended.

Bookwyrm slowly made his way towards a distant star.

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I'm totally derailing the thread and making it an RP. It's fine. It'll probably fade in a day or so.

 

Edited November 15, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I sadly prepare my anti-investiture nuke and nuke bookwyrm, ending the shard of curiosity.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

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So sad....

Bookwyrm landed on a distant planet. He stood up. He no longer held the power of a shard, and was a normal person again.

Well...now what?

Edited November 15, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A tiger pounces on Bookwyrm, takes the sandwich and bounds away.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I didn't even have the sandwich," Bookwyrm said.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Once M bot is no longer distracted, I tell him there are mushrooms in the sandwich and at light speed, he zooms to mars and snatches the sandwich. 

Upon realizing that it’s a delicious sandwich, and therefore doesn’t contain mushrooms, he pouts about humans and lying. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I tell M-bot that I understand, and humans do lie a lot. I offer them a toolbox of random metal parts (or whatever M-bot eats), and take the Sandwich, promising to do something about humans' inconsistency.

Edited November 15, 2022 by Sequence

[Edema Rue she/her]

After surviving a very long lecture about whether or not Sequence is human, I leave M-bot to his thoughts, promising to find out and (hopefully) get the sandwich in the process. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I calmly walk up to Sequence and telepathically say, "1. 2. 9. 4. 6. 5. 7. 10. 8. 3." Sequence freaks out at this, the numbers are not ordered! Hating sequence breaks, she drops the sandwich in utter and complete shock.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Summoned by the lack of a semicolon where it's needed, I grab the dropped sandwich and lecture AltonicKeys.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I manage to overcome a mental breakdown, remembering the iteration of my name, "Landing Sequence" which has nothing to do with number sequences. I use this newfound power to grab the sandwich from AesSedai's hands while they are busy lecturing Keys.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows steal the sandwich from Sequence, and begin to remove its essence to give them power. it has an infinite essence.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I remove the sandwich essence from the sandwich and reconstitute it in my Sandwich Lab.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Becoming a Bondsmith through magic, I converge the sandwich and it’s essence, also restoring it to the way it was originally. Then I take the sandwich and leave. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I chastise AesSedai318 for rudely walking out on me. AesSedai is ashamed and gives me back the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m very ashamed, but unfortunately for you, I’m also hungry. I return, apologize again, and ask very nicely for the sandwich. You aren’t sure, but I promise to buy you lunch sometime and you agree wholeheartedly and give me the sandwich.