The Battle for the Sandwich

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately for Sequence, who seemed to have forgotten about Aon Tia, which allows me to travel wherever I so choose, I follow them and purr happily as I sit on their lap, trapping them there for all eternity as I steal the Sandwich and become a Cognitive Spirit.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Telrao
Ah yes, new page

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I magically appear and throw a pickle onto the sandwich, and as we all know, pickles are terrifying to cats. Telrao runs off, freeing Sequence. I travel to the Physical with the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I follow in a very angry looking car, snatching the sandwich from Keys' hands. I immediately drink a cat-immunity potion as well.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But some rabbits overtake you and steal the Sandwich. I have the Sandwich once again!

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The sandwich is stolen from the rabbits by the shadows.

Is anyone confused at why the shadows want the sandwich?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Yes, but I know better than to ask questions about the agendas of shadows.

I decide that it's a great time to bring out my Luigi's haunted mansion style shadow vacuum. Within minutes, I have the sandwich.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The rabbits howl in rage and attack Sequence. They emerge victorious.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not without casualties, of course. The rabbits' triumph was bittersweet, as they lost many of their closest friends to the infamous Shadow-Vacuum.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But still, they had the Sandwich.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I start a rabbit clinic, and bring back all the dead rabbits. Much joy proceeds. While you all battle for the sandwich, I find true joy in saving rabbit lives. You all shall never know true happiness.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I had in fact found the same joy in killing said rabbits during our battle, and made it my second life's goal to murder them all. First being to eat the sandwich, of course.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I kill Sequence for wanting to kill the rabbits. I go back to my clinic with her head, and use it as decoration in this bright and cheery place. (Oh, and I threw the sandwich away. Hehe.)

Edit: The sandwich is still there, but just covered in trash.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A Wicked Mole finds the sandwich and escapes with it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

My disembodied head hitches a ride on the mole, sticking its tongue out at Potato's Wit.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I bring Sequence's head back and burn it. I scatter her ashes off a cliff. Anyone who hurts the rabbits are not met with mercy.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I intercept the mole who still has the gold, dig a hole, and make it roll into the inverse-knoll. And take the 'ole sandwich. oll.

Edited November 2, 2022 by AltonicKeys

[Telrao she/her]

I ride Spanky into the inverse knoll and whack the Sandwich out of Key's hands. I then play my dog whistle, summoning my dog legion once more. We arrange into a battle stance, me at the centre, them gathered in a tight, disciplined ring. WHO WOULD DARE ATTACK US?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, I am reincarnated as a mighty lion! I destroy Potato's Wit's clinic and then go hunting for the sandwich!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But I will dare attack Telrao! With my specially designed chocolate scimitar, I fend off the dogs in a heroic charge up the hill, using the pole that I still have (somehow) to pole vault the final few yards and grab the sandwich with a climactic flip. When I land, the dog army flees, as they are unable to cope with my power.

Edited November 3, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Telrao she/her]

In anger, I rise and morph into a massive, fire-breathing, sandwich loving DRAGON! I roar and smakk Nerdy with my scaly tail, then snatch the sandwich delicately with my talons. I rise up, the ground quaking as bat my terrible, leathery wings! *cue Smaug noises*

"I AM DESTRUCTION, FURY AND POWER! THE SANDWICH IS MINE!!!!"

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Aha! I summon Glaudrung the Golden, King of Dragons, from the dead. He incinerates you and I hold the ash-covered Sandwich high above my head, triumphant.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, Glaudrung decided that he wanted to sandwich too, and prepared to incinerate you as well.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I rebuild the rabbit clinic. I run over and kill the mighty dragon with all my recovered patients, and swear my rabbit-army under Rabbit. As long as she protects us from Sequence, who I punch in the face five times(REALLY HARD), we will stand with her.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Potato I really hope these aren't real feelings you hold for Sequence

I open the floodgates that were totally there, washing away the army and ash, and find the soggy sandwich. I speed off on my car-sound-effect-powered car. Vroom vroom brrrrrrrr neeooom!

Edited November 3, 2022 by AltonicKeys
car sound effects lol

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I skydive into your car and slap a gag over your mouth, stopping the car's power source. I grab the sandwich, dump you out of the car for the second time in recent memory, and drive away.