The Battle for the Sandwich

[That1Cellist he/him]

I give AltonicKeys the sandwich as thanks.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I wonder how Cellist recovered the sandwich.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It was when NerdyAarakocra wasn't looking.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While Cellist is explaining, I nab the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I resurrect Clairence and javelin throw him at you, stealing the sandwich in the chaos.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I rejoice in Clairence's revival and then silence the chaos with my cello by playing a concerto.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I steal the sandwich from Bookwyrm while Cellist plays the cello. Then I make some chicken noises.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You said something very offensive in the chicken language and are attacked by chickens. I steal the sandwich as you flee for your life.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I pull an atomic robot and fall from the plane, snatching the sandwich from you as I reach the ground.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I tell Wizard that the clouds spell "gullible", and steal the sandwich as he swings at me.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I give Keys a long lecture about why pranking is bad and take the sandwich from him as punishment. It then goes to "the drawer". 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"The drawer" is actually a portal to the shadows, and they claim the sandwich once more, fleeing through a between-space.

[Telrao she/her]

The sun patch moves and I wake up, noticing the fish fillet. I consume it gratefully, licking my chops as I draw aon Ial, allowing me to find the sandwich. I enter the shadow realm, then use sneaky cat skills to nab the sandwich. Then, I enter the physical realm and use aon Shao to make me and the sandwich look like a boulder.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Me being me, I try to sit on the boulder for fun. I fall in between Telrao and the sandwich, which I take.

[Telrao she/her]

Being a cat, I meow, then flop over for tummy rubs.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I give Telrao tummy rubs. Then I take the sandwich. I also break Clairence again. I also soulcast his body into sandwich, which I also take.

[Telrao she/her]

I nom on Potato's hand (potato thing whatever) making her drop the sandwich. I then use aon Dii to transform Clairence back into a clarinet, which I return to its rightful owner. Then, I use aon Tia to teleport to Elantris WITH THE SANDWICH and chill with Raoden and Sarene. I gift the sandwich to Ashe and Ien.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Telrao
Gotta give the sandwich to the Seons :P

[Potato's Wit she/her]

After I gave you tummy rubs, too! Hmp. I go to Elantris and take the sandwich back. I also tell my Potatin army to attack Telrao. Ien is eaten by a giant gummy worm I had in my pocket.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I ambush Potato on her way out, taking the sandwich. Potato notices half her gummy worm is gone.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I steal the Sandwich and make it so only people who have capitalized Sandwich before this post can steal it from me.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I don't remember, and steak the sandwich anyway because I'm immune to that dumb rule.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As I am also dumb and immune, start an all-powerful communist regime, which sends soldiers to arrest you and bring the sandwich to me.

[NameIess]

I offer to join the communist regime in exchange for part of the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I agree, granting you a place in the elite military for about sixteen atoms from each component of the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

As the soldiers bring the sandwich back to Sequence, they take off their hats to reveal that they were all... me! I run off with the sandwich.