The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

23 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I have a creature that uses wyrmholes. it is a wyrm.

Oh. I have made a misunderstanding.

The candles fall over and start a horrible fire. I steal the sandwich in the chaos and destruction.

Edited October 24, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Never one to miss a dramatic moment, I swing in on a chandelier and grab the sandwich. I make my escape before you can react.

[NameIess]

I clothesline you as you exit the door, grabbing the sandwich and throwing it to an accomplice on a motorcycle.

[Cinnamon]

 My lashings had brought me around the entire world, (See previous post) and I come hurtling towards your accomplice and knock them of your motorbike tossing the sandwich from their grip.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Cinnamon
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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The sandwich falls into my waiting grasp. I then reach into the matrix of reality and cause an ad break. When the break ends, I am nowhere to be seen.

[NameIess]

I call upon the karma gained by not skipping the ad to immediately find you and steal the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I open my inner eye and locate the sandwich. I then use a series of unpatched Shadesmar distance hacks to teleport behind you.

[Eluvianii he/him]

And I teleport behind you. I'm now third in line to get a bite.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows move the shadow of the sandwich, and thereby the sandwich. they flee to the physical realm.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While everyone was messing about in the Cognitive Realm, I set up a spawnkill trap. The shadows fall into it and I destroy them, taking the sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I trip Nerdy into his trap and I walk away, whistling, with the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I pop out of the sewer, grab the sandwich, and turn into a dolphin and swims down the river.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I race after the sewer dolphin with my ftl-airboat

[NameIess]

I drain the river into an underground cave filled with piranhas and steal the sandwich while you are preoccupied by being eaten.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I explode the underground cave with high water pressure and use the jet of water to launch me on a trajectory that lets me steal the sandwich and then fly off into the distance.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag launches himself from a cannon, intercepting the sandwich and knocking you off course.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I throw my sister ( @Ranryu ) at everyone, then take the sandwich, cackling gleefully.

[Ranryu she/her]

You wonder how this is possible. Ranryu is quite singular.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I bring Wit over to Potato's Wit for an insult exchange, and I take the sandwich as the fee for entering Potato's Wit in the contest.

[Ranryu she/her]

You realize you are allergic to sandwiches and therefore should not, under any circumstances, touch or eat one.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I smile darkly at Wizard, then summon an everstorm, making him lose grip of the sandwich. I then take the sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I fly, because of my living dragon armor and I slam into Wit and then fly up at the sandwich spinning in the winds of the everstorm.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I frowned at Wizard's run-on sentence, then kicked him in the face. Then I leave, as it's impolite to kick someone then rob them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I marvel at my luck and I run into the hills cackling and do a horneater victory dance with the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I join the dance, stealing the sandwich while you are occupied and slowly dance away.