The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I hire Folsom Smedry to beat you up using the power of bad dance. I then grab the sandwich and pop into the Spiritual Realm.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I steal the sandwich before you leave, through the power of ninjas.

Edited October 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While in the Spiritual Realm, I use fancy Investiture magic to dissipate it. I appear on top of the hill where it all started, holding the sandwich. 

Note to Brandon Sanderson: If this isn't how it works then please tell me how it does.

[Telrao she/her]

I bound up the hill, snatch the sandwich in my teeth, then draw aon ashe to blind Nerdy as I make my escape, purring gleefully.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I duck behind a Sandworm to avoid the blast. I then use a maker-hook to ride it and chase you down, reclaiming the sandwich.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I call the Potatin potatoes to reclaim the sandwich. I do a little happy potato purr. (Or whatever noise potatoes make.)

[Eluvianii he/him]

I show up with a fryer, scaring all the potatoes away. Then I steal the sandwich before you can recover from the shock. 

[Telrao she/her]

I sniff the fryer then knock it over, distracting Eluvianii as I grab the sandwich, draw aon Tia and teleport away to a patch of sunshine. I curl up and snooze, using the sandwich as a pillow.

Too much physical activity for a cat!

Edited October 27, 2022 by Telrao
I needed to sleep

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I walk up, replacing the sandwich with a tuna filet, petting the cat to avoid it waking up and attacking me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use my mad negotiating skilz to get Sequence to give me the sandwich in exchange for my maker-hooks.

Read Dune by Frank Herbert.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I use my powers of projection to make the sandwich smelly and I take the sandwich from where it was abandoned.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I use the might of the seven mods and head mod admin online currently to take the sandwich from Wizard.

Edited October 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I launch into a spiel about the trade economy using fancy, 5-syllable words that scare Cellist into giving me the sandwich.

Guys look the thread survived the week

[That1Cellist he/him]

I play a cello song in 7/8 time signature, scaring AltonicKeys into giving me the sandwich back.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I take the sandwich using my frightening GRAPHS!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I squeak my clarinet in your ear, making you drop the sandwich. I grab it and march away at metronome speed 200.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I grab your clarinet and break it. I then steal the Sandwich.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I yell at Rabbit about instrument abuse, shocking her into dropping the sandwich, which I then pick up.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

I grab your clarinet and break it. I then steal the Sandwich.

I fall to my knees.

"...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I throw Clairence's remains at your head and fly away on my drabbit.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I come over and comfort Bookwyrm after dismantling Rabbit.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While you comfort Bookwyrm, I pickpocket you and steal the sandwich. In its place I leave a Hoid story to help you console Bookwyrm.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Except I had the Sandwich, not the Cellist, because he never said he stile it. I recover and hide it in my rabbit. I even eat a little piece of lettuce off of it.

Edited October 26, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[That1Cellist he/him]

However, I had stolen, not stiled the sandwich, so it didn't matter. I then continue consoling Bookwyrm.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I hold a group therapy session to let out all our stress. We are all okay