The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I steal the sandwich from Sequence with my samurai sword.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I steal the samurai sword, escaping all the way to somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy before realizing it wasn't the sandwich. I travel ALLL THE WAY BACK and steal the sandwich, then travel ALLLL THE WAY BACK to Andromeda with the sandwich in my possession.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I reveal the shocking truth that Sequence has been running on a treadmill this whole time, and run off with the sandwich to Olive Garden.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I scream in rage and hire a team of hitmen to murder everyone and steal the sandwich. Hopefully these guys will be worth my money!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I crush them all in my turtle armor and I take the sandwich to the sea.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I pull the plug at the bottom of the sea and wait below it for the sandwich to come to me. It may or may not cool the core but it matters not. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

The ocean drains, and the thermal vents at the bottom shoot the sandwich back into my arms

[That1Cellist he/him]

But I, the yeti crab, snatch it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And I, the brilliant scientist who has created a sandwich electromagnet, steal it from the yeti crab.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I punch Sequence across the known universe and take the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I cry so much that my tears create a portal and bring the sandwich to me.

Spoiler

>:D

 

Edited October 21, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

I throw a coin into a wishing well, causing another portal to take the sandwich from Sequence.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

My hand appears from the Cognitive realm and pulls the sandwich back as I drown in the inverted land

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I manifest one of the beads in the Cognitive Realm. It's a raft, so I can float on it and pluck the sandwich from your hands.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I shift into a glory spren and I take the sandwich from your stunned form.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I jump on a mandra and chase you down, nabbing the sandwich.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag sees you drop the sandwich, picks it up, and starts running.

[S. Stormy she/her]

How are you even running in Shadesmar?

I row on a manifested boat after Foklasfag and demand it from him.

Edited October 22, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I emerge from the ocean of beeds and I stal the sndwich wih me awfl speling.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Beads pouring from my mouth and nose, I shout "Khac ki khe cahewic!" startling Wizard into dropping the 'cahewic' into my hands. I Transport myself back to the dried up ocean.

Feels like forever ago we did that, huh?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I send my interdimensional cat to retrieve the sandwich for me.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I fight off your cat with my dimensional rabbits and take the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I distract the rabbits with dimensional carrots and lettuce and take the sandwich as you try to round them up.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag makes hossenfeffer.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I lead my legion of Soulstamped Murder Camels to size the sandwich.