The Battle for the Sandwich

[Eluvianii he/him]

I flip a switch and invert the polarity of all magnets in the world, including sandwich magnets. The sandwich is now flying, full speed, towards me.

I see, so The Ultimate Showdown happened because of a sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I catapult a large cow at you, knocking you out of the way so that I can grab the Sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hot dang, guys! I go to sleep and find six pages!

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.

[NameIess]

I soar through the air on my biplane, spinning upside down to catch the sandwich from the apex of its flight. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I come back in and say, "if I entered TLT, the mimes would get angry." I then snatch the sandwich from Nameless and punch him into a wall. I use the speed force to run across town.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I mean there's another wizard now in TLT, but he's a ghanderflaffle king.

I wish the sandwich into my hand using the triforce.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use a portal gun to make it appear in my hand.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I use a-Iron to pull on the metal traces on the sandwich into my hand

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take it using telekinesis.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I take it by snaping my A string and whipping the sandwich out of Thaidakar's hand.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I take it by snapping the A string and fitting the sandwich on a viola as a new d string.

Edited October 20, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I whip it out of the viola and stuff it in a pocket dimension.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano sends a bunch of Crolings to grab the sandwich and drop it in his hands.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar uses the power stone to knock the Crolings across town. Thaidakar grabs the sandwich and runs unto a building using a lashing.

[Going_North_cal]

The Crolings bond together to form a Big Cro, then they attack the building, taking the power stone and the sandwich. They run away, both in claw.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard falls ontop of the Big Cro and falls through, snatching the sandwich as he nears terminal velocity.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar becomes the hulk and jumps onto Wizard, smashing them into the Big Cro. Thaidakar takes the sandwich as he jumps into the atmosphere.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
spelling mistake

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard attacks Hulk, yelling. "VECTOR!"

[Going_North_cal]

The Big Cro falls apart, then reappears as a Bigger Cro. The Bigger Cro shrieks, and Thaidakar goes deaf, dropping the sandwich. The Bigger Cro grabs it and flies away.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar throws Wizard into a wall and turns back into an ordinary human. He teleports into his basement and starts framing the sandwich.

[Eluvianii he/him]

After waking up to find a cow on top of me, I befriend it and ride it into the basement, then steal the sandwich in the confusion.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm switches back to first person and I grab the sandwich in the resulting confusion.

Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninjas. Maybe the ninjas want the sandwich...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take the sandwich back using a katana.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I grow confused of the perspective changes and Gogo Gadget extendo-arm the sandwich back

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use hax to make the gogo gadget give me the sandwich.