The Battle for the Sandwich

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I call my aunt who is half demon and ask for a favor. She reaches from the aforementioned shadows and steals the sandwich for me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I step out from behind my hiding place, a very confused Mr. Misting, swipe the sandwich, and cast Meld Into Stone to meld my essence, and that of the sandwich, into the wall of the alley.

Ninja'd 

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[NameIess]

I pick up the entire alley wall, sprinting off with it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I steal the sandwich using Anaklusmos.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I secretly drop out of the wall as you continue to sprint with it.

Also, I'm not a god...

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

[IGNORE THIS I made a mistake.]

Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

How many people just got Ninja'd there?

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I jump off a building and grab the sandwich as I fall into a open sewer manhole. I float down the sewer with my now soggy sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I grab the sandwich with a fishing net and dry it out.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I using a fishing pole to get it out of the net.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I cast Fireball, blasting the net and catching the sandwich. It also cooks the sandwich, making it into a tasty panini.

[NameIess]

I use scissors to cut the fishing line, then turn it into a tripwire to ambush Nerdy.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Nameless

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I befriend the Middle Aged Supernatural Samurai Tortoises and they fight you for the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I steal the panini/sandwich and use the time stone to turn it back into a sandwich. I destroy the time stone at the same time.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

So much nija'ding.

I put on wings and fly above Thaidakar, snatching the sandwich.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Good multitasking Thaidakar

I use the space stone to steal the sandwich.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I phone Emrakul to see if she's willing to give an assist.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I text Ulamog and Kozilek.

[NameIess]

I throw out my Snorlax and sick him on whoever has the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I turn into the hulk and punch Mr Misting into a brick wall and takes the sandwich back. I shrink back into a normal person and walk out of the shop.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Ulamog and Kozilek arrive to avenge me. They steal the sandwich and accidently wipe out several towns. And also they beat up Snorlax.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Ulamog and Kozilek are sued for property damage. I take the sandwich using legal means and prepare to go to court.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I summon Emrakul, then nab the sandwich while everyone is distracted by the giant tentacled horror that just appeared. Moving to my extra turn from Emrakul's cast trigger, I put on some lightning greaves, run away, and then move the greaves over to Emrakul.

MTG jokes.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I get She-Hulk to win the case and then cast a board wipe so that the lightning greaves falls off.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take back the sandwich with a giant cudgel and make for a towering mansion standing in the fog.