Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I call my aunt who is half demon and ask for a favor. She reaches from the aforementioned shadows and steals the sandwich for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I step out from behind my hiding place, a very confused Mr. Misting, swipe the sandwich, and cast Meld Into Stone to meld my essence, and that of the sandwich, into the wall of the alley. Ninja'd Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I pick up the entire alley wall, sprinting off with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I steal the sandwich using Anaklusmos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) I secretly drop out of the wall as you continue to sprint with it. Also, I'm not a god... Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) [IGNORE THIS I made a mistake.] Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 How many people just got Ninja'd there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I jump off a building and grab the sandwich as I fall into a open sewer manhole. I float down the sewer with my now soggy sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I grab the sandwich with a fishing net and dry it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I using a fishing pole to get it out of the net. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I cast Fireball, blasting the net and catching the sandwich. It also cooks the sandwich, making it into a tasty panini. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) I use scissors to cut the fishing line, then turn it into a tripwire to ambush Nerdy. Edited October 20, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I befriend the Middle Aged Supernatural Samurai Tortoises and they fight you for the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I steal the panini/sandwich and use the time stone to turn it back into a sandwich. I destroy the time stone at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 So much nija'ding. I put on wings and fly above Thaidakar, snatching the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) Good multitasking Thaidakar I use the space stone to steal the sandwich. Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I phone Emrakul to see if she's willing to give an assist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I text Ulamog and Kozilek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I throw out my Snorlax and sick him on whoever has the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I turn into the hulk and punch Mr Misting into a brick wall and takes the sandwich back. I shrink back into a normal person and walk out of the shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) Ulamog and Kozilek arrive to avenge me. They steal the sandwich and accidently wipe out several towns. And also they beat up Snorlax. Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Ulamog and Kozilek are sued for property damage. I take the sandwich using legal means and prepare to go to court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I summon Emrakul, then nab the sandwich while everyone is distracted by the giant tentacled horror that just appeared. Moving to my extra turn from Emrakul's cast trigger, I put on some lightning greaves, run away, and then move the greaves over to Emrakul. MTG jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I get She-Hulk to win the case and then cast a board wipe so that the lightning greaves falls off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I take back the sandwich with a giant cudgel and make for a towering mansion standing in the fog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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