The Battle for the Sandwich

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I die and become a ghost that lives in the mansion, I steal the sandwich once you walk in the door.

[NameIess]

I gigantamax Snorlax and order him to devour the entire mansion.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use an illegal poke ball to capture Snorlax and use a giant ghostbuster gun to send Mr Misting into the stars. I grab the sandwich and run for the forest.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

[This was inaccurate. It has been removed for the sake of continuity.]

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I now live as a ghost in Snorlax's belly with the sandwich in my possession. 

Sorry that was a little late.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I sacrificed them to his father, Poseidon, and a giant wave shoves people out of the way. I opened the poke ball and had the snorlax puke the sandwich into my hand.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[NameIess]

I get a time machine and use it to travel back in time and grab the sandwich before anyone else.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use the power stone to knock Nameless into another planet. I take the sandwich and use an enderpearl to go to a movie theater. Mistborn: The Final Empire was playing.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Don't you mean A Hero for all Ages?

I yell "Fire!" while everyone is scrambling to get out, I summon the Wither. The explosion knocks Thaidakar back and I get the sandwich.

[NameIess]

I appear in my time machine directly in front of Nerdy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I snatch the sandwich and kick Nameless in the gut.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I jump into the time machine, and go back to right before this thread started. I then grab the sandwich.

[NameIess]

Ten time machines appear, and ten versions of me leap out to surround Nerdy and grab the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I had grabbed the time machine before Nerdy left and appeared right behind Nerdy. I punch Nerdy with the power stone and grab the sandwich, running for the time machine.

[NameIess]

Dozens more versions of me appear as I swarm Thaidakar, seeking to overcome him by sheer numbers.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I go break the universe and stop time travel from being possible. I get some fries on the way back.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I turn into the hulk and kick the Nameless-ites into a giant pit and jump onto a time machine. I reach my hand in and activate it, going to the present time. I fix the universe as I go along.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Edited for context

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I advance with a barber shop quartet and their terrible singing makes the person drop the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I pick up the sandwich again and kick the barber shop quartet away.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I grab a Batterskull and equip it to myself. I then steamroll through Thaidakar and Mr. Misting, and the sandwich now has a side of fries. Yum!

[NameIess]

I stab Thaidakar in the back with some scissors, snatching the sandwich from his grasp.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I throw Nerdy into a broken picture of Moash and grab the sandwich. I bend the scissors.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I sue Thaidakar for barber shop quartet endangerment and use of illegal pokeball. I steal the sandwich.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I let misting take the illusion sandwicd and I take the real sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I hire Daredevil and he knocks Mr Misting unconscious and sues Mr Misting for a million bucks. I take the sandwich and jump onto of a building.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood