The Battle for the Sandwich

[NameIess]

I use the force to rip the real sandwich from Wizard's hands.

[S. Stormy she/her]

I ask Nameless politely for the sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I let Nameless take the illusory hciwdnas projection and I take the real sandwich

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I use blood bending to make Nameless give it to me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I then find one of the un-mended breaks in the universe. I use it to YEET Thaidakar into TLT and grab the sandwich.

PLEASE put this in TLT.

 

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I use lava bending to burn Thaidakar to a crisp, and I take the now burnt sandwich.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I sue even harder and add onto the list running with scissors, She-Hulk is my attorney. 

 

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[NameIess]

I hire an actually good attorney and win custody of the sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I sue for being ninja'ed.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I hire Extraordinary Attorney Woo to challenge the ruling granting Nameless control of the Sandwich.

Yes, Sandwich is capitalized.

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I get the judge from What's up Doc to rule the court case. And also She-Hulk is a great lawyer Nameless.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I hire the Wizard for hire and I use his magic that isn't magic to politely lift the sandwich, and make my escape.

We've gone crazy with this.

[NameIess]

I bribe the jury to go beat up whoever has the sandwich and steal it for me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I cast the Expropriate that I topdecked. I take an extra turn and get to steal a permanent from each opponent. I take Kozilek, She-Hulk, and the Sandwich.

During my extra turn, I kick Rite of Replication to copy Lightning Greaves a bunch. I then equip the copied Greaves to the stolen permanents.

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I vote time and since time travel is broken nothing happens. Also I own two of those permanents. 

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[NameIess]

I have no idea what game everyone is referencing, so I summon The Radiance to make everyone go insane. 

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Sorry, magic humor.

Counterspell the Radiance

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Mr. Misting said:

I vote time and since time travel is broken nothing happens. Also I own two of those permanents. 

It's not time travel. Also, the universe was fixed.

I Arcane Denial the Counterspell. Due to the vote for Time, I decide to cast Fork, because EDH. I take strictly too many turns, and steal a bunch of stuff. This includes The Radiance.

During at least one of my turns, I cast Emrakul, The Promised End. I take Misting's next turn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I become Doctor Strange and I travel to the Dark Dimension with the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Wait! I didn't know we were playing Planechase!" I holler. I then try to convince Chandra Nalaar to planeswalk over and take the sandwich.

Yet more magic jokes. It's a fun game.

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Lets probably stop the magic references.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Mr. Misting

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I make a deal with Mephisto, about the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Yeah, that seems like a good idea.

I pop into Hades with a fire hose and hose everything. I then steal the sandwich, enlarge the hose, and jump down.

Edited October 20, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I make a deal with Erik Voss, about Mephisto.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I pop out of the fire hose. I then cast Wish to get everyone to stop making comic references.

I'll stop making MTG references.