The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While you are distracted by the Gloryspren, I grab the sandwich and jump into my space shuttle.

[Cinnamon]

The space shuttle has an engine failure and plummets to the ground as a lump of flaming wreckage. Thankfully the sandwich survived. It plops onto the ground next to my feet, I pick it up and use a series of lashings to fall myself as far away as possible.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You get distracted by a cool bird and I steal the sandwich, then teleport away.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Your teleport is hijacked by my dark aura and I take the sandwich from you.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But you also can't see through your dark aura, and I easily steal the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You also can't see through the dark aura, so I grab the sandwich and fly away.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But the dark aura stops you from being able to fly and I steal it back.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While you grab It from me, I still have the sandwich. I plummet out of the sky onto some slime blocks, bouncing out of the range of the dark aura. I then hide behind a tree.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But it turns out that the tree was just me in disguise! I use my fantastic tree-powers to bonk you in the head and steal the sandwich, escaping without a trace.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I hire a lumberjack to terrify you with his tree-chopping powers so I can steal the sandwich.

The plan goes off without a hitch. I move to eat the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I scream in terror so loudly that the sandwich temporarily turns into a portal, sending the Bookwyrm to another dimension. The sandwich quickly returns to it's sandwich-y form, and I happily snatch it up off the ground.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I open a Wyrmhole, jump through, grab the sandwich, then return to the dimension from whence I came.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, due to the unstable nature of Wyrmholes, this one collapses. Bokwyrm falls to the ground unconscious, and I take the sandwich.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

You suddenly have an involuntary muscle spasm, dropping the sandwich before falling down a conveniently placed cliff. I pick up the sandwich and swap it with the fake sandwich i have in my pocket

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, it was all part of my evil plan! Your pocket contains another Wyrmhole, which takes the sandwich straight into my waiting hand.

[Eluvianii he/him]

As soon as the sandwich touches your hand however, a highly adhesive boomerang flies by, snatches the sandwich right off your hand and starts coming back to me.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, said boomerang was unable to support the weight and lack of aerodynamics of the sandwich, and it plummets right into my waiting hands.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

In an astronomical stroke of luck, a space pebble sends the sandwich flying towards me

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

In an even more astronomical stroke of luck, the sandwich breaks the laws of physics and starts spinning really fast, allowing it lift. It then floats over towards me.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

In a stroke of reality, the sandwich obeys gravity once more and it falls into my outstretched hands.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Your shadow rises and claims the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

4 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

However, it was all part of my evil plan! Your pocket contains another Wyrmhole, which takes the sandwich straight into my waiting hand.

What? You dare steal the usage of my Wyrmholes?

I defeat the shadow with a flashlight and take the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Your knees do that thing where they just give for no reason. I take the sandwich from your distracted grip.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What? You dare steal the usage of my Wyrmholes?

I defeat the shadow with a flashlight and take the sandwich.

I have a creature that uses wyrmholes. it is a wyrm.

The shadows take the sandwich next, claiming it on behalf of their master.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Turns out, their master was me! I place the sandwich on a plate at a candlelit table and prepare to end this war once and for all!