The Battle for the Sandwich

[That1Cellist he/him]

I activate AltonicKeys' epic weakness and turn him back into one person. I then take the sandwich.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I give you the rest of my gummy worm, and take the sandwich as payment. Thanks!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows claim the sandwich once more, blinding Potato with their darkness in the process.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

My rabbit army attacks and steals the Sandwich, using their superior senses of smell and hearing.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Potato's Wit she/her]

My potatin army offers 1/3 of their ranks to Rabbit's army, and the bunnies, famished after their long journey, give me the sandwich in thanks.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

My rabbits like to eat potatoes. They devour you and I take back the sandwich.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

No, they devour 1/3 of my potatin army. I am fine. I take the sandwich from your hand, then proceed to break your hand.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Luckily, my hand has Aons carved into the bone, so they're virtually indestructible. I steal the sandwich back and put half of my bunny army in between me and you. Another third of your army is devoured.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I gain flying powers, and fly over the rabbits. I smack Rabbit in the face for have a storming AON carved on her bone, and take the sandwich. THBBB!!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

However, I fly over and steal the Sandwich. My drabbit army attacks you from the sky and my rabbit army is below. You are surrounded. Three very muscular rabbits shield me.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I go underground, and then tunnel up and make Rabbit fall in with me. I murder her in the hole, and come back up with a bloody sandwich as my prize.

(Is murder allowed?)

[That1Cellist he/him]

I revive rabbit by special summoning her from the graveyard. I then punch The Potato so hard it flies past Jupiter, and take the sandwich.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I summon blue-eyes white dragon to retrieve the sandwich for me. I build a hideout in space, because that's cool.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I open a hole in your space hideout and send the sandwich back to the surface of whatever planet this is happening on. Then I grab it.

[Telrao she/her]

I enter the cognitive realm, steal Spanky from Hoid, then use him to move speedily through the Cosmere to the planet. I then re-enter the physical realm, and create an alliance with The Bookwym by lending him Spanky in return for the sandwich. I then use Edo to protect myself and Bookwrym from further attack!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I use a larkin to destroy you Aon, and then steal the sandwich back.

[Telrao she/her]

I purr in apology, then use Aon Omi to make us all feel the love!

[That1Cellist he/him]

I steal all the love, along with the sandwich.

[Telrao she/her]

In pure fury (now that the love is gone) I draw Aon Daa and fry Cellist to a crisp. I then take the sandwich and fluff up - looking very very FEARSOME GRR

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I throw a catnip grenade. While Telrao is distracted, I have no problem grabbing the Sandwich.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I have one of my spy rabbits steal the Sandwich. BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Telrao she/her]

Now fully hyperactive and ENRAGED by the catnip grenade, I EAT THE BUNNY and absorb its essence, giving me extra power as I nab the sandwich, enter the Cosmere, hop on Spanky (sorry Bookwrym) and zoom away.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I channel the power of Point Zero to take the sandwich from you.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I play the card "Back to the Front" and summon myself from the graveyard in defense position. This scares Wizard and I take the sandwich from him.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

19 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Now fully hyperactive and ENRAGED by the catnip grenade, I EAT THE BUNNY and absorb its essence, giving me extra power as I nab the sandwich, enter the Cosmere, hop on Spanky (sorry Bookwrym) and zoom away.

INCORRECT! The rabbit, being higher on the food chain than ALL cats, eat you from the inside out.

I break the Cellist's cello and steal the sandwich from him while he mourns.