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you know, I found this thread because [OB reread spoilers]

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“I can’t afford to stay my hand from war,” Dalinar said. “Everything you say is right, but it is also nothing new. I have never gone to battle where some poor fools on either side—men who didn’t want to be there in the first place —weren’t going to bear the brunt of the pain.”
“Maybe,” Kaladin said, “that should make you reconsider those other wars, rather than using them to justify this one.”

made me physically recoil and I had to search for more. This isn't what I expected but the premise looks great. If I'm allowed, being so new, I'd like to be Sigzil.

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On 9/13/2020 at 7:04 PM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

@Herowannabe, creator of Awesome Koloss emojis and prince of perspicacity, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, wannabe a participant

I’m afraid I’m going to have to respectfully decline. Real Life is too busy for me at the moment for me to engage in another roast battle tournament. Best of luck to everyone though! 

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8 hours ago, float said:

you know, I found this thread because [OB reread spoilers]

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“I can’t afford to stay my hand from war,” Dalinar said. “Everything you say is right, but it is also nothing new. I have never gone to battle where some poor fools on either side—men who didn’t want to be there in the first place —weren’t going to bear the brunt of the pain.”
“Maybe,” Kaladin said, “that should make you reconsider those other wars, rather than using them to justify this one.”

made me physically recoil and I had to search for more. This isn't what I expected but the premise looks great. If I'm allowed, being so new, I'd like to be Sigzil.

Of course! Everyone is welcome. I've got you down!

5 spots left! If they don’t get filled by the end of the week I’ll reformat the bracket and start without them.

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4 minutes ago, Archer said:

I appreciate the invitation HITTGV. Perhaps one more go wouldn't hurt. 

@Ghanderflaffle please sign me up as Alcatraz. I was tempted to do Grandpa Smedry and not post anything until after the competition had finished, but Al's easier to write for. :ph34r:

I mean that would be great as a character, but it might be slightly unfair to everyone else. :lol: Anyways, got you! If you know 4 people who would do this please let them know!

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3 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Hmm

Sign me up for...

ehh i'm gonna be stupid and choose Obliteration :D

Got it! 

Tomorrow morning we will start. I still have space for 2 people, which will make it easier on me so I don’t have to reformat the bracket. If we don’t get them we can start anyways, but I’ll have figure something out.

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7 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes? Hello? What? I was summoned? Um, I don't know how good I am at roasting, but sure!

Great! Yours is definitely gonna be the most grammatically correct, though I try... :D 

Now pick a character, any Brandon character goes, Cosmere or not!

 

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4 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Great! Yours is definitely gonna be the most grammatically correct, though I try... :D 

Now pick a character, any Brandon character goes, Cosmere or not!

 

I don't know about that, I've been really tired and stressed recently and I could swear it brings my IQ down.

Megan? I guess? I don't know how we go about these things, I haven't ever really done them except occasionally to Vapor, but she's really easy to roast.

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5 hours ago, Hentient said:

Hmm we still have a few spots right? 
@revelryintheart@Rosharan A.C.@Spren of Kindness@Condensation you’d all be great! 

You have awoken me from my deep slumber! It's a good thing I was on the shard today. 

Did I post here a long time ago or was I just picked randomly? I can try and participate in a roast battle, though I don't have much time to be on the shard these days. I might not be present for the whole thing. 

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