Mat Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Results are in! The winner of this round is..... @Matrim's Dice as Dalinar! Congrats to you, you’ll also be in the next round once I have time to get that set up. Thanks for playing @Truthless of Shinovar. There will only be two more rounds to this tournament. The next one will be the three remaining players against each other. Only one will be eliminated. The remaining two will continue to the finals. I will get the next round set up in a couple hours when I have more time. Awesome! As in that's what @Truthless of Shinovar's roast was. Nicely done, 'twas a great battle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 The next round will be @Sorana as Gaotona, @DramaQueen as Spook, and @Matrim's Dice as Dalinar. Only two will continue to the final. Your roasts will be due Thursday (which is my first full day of school, which I am just now realizing is going to murder me, so I won’t really be able to check until that evening. Yay junior year.) Good luck to the three of you. Go go go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Congrats @Matrim's Dice! It was a great battle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: The next round will be @Sorana as Gaotona, @DramaQueen as Spook, and @Matrim's Dice as Dalinar. Only two will continue to the final. Your roasts will be due Thursday (which is my first full day of school, which I am just now realizing is going to murder me, so I won’t really be able to check until that evening. Yay junior year.) Good luck to the three of you. Go go go! I'm actually going backpacking for a while, could you push the due date to next week? Edited August 18, 2020 by DramaQueen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 4 hours ago, DramaQueen said: I'm actually going backpacking for a while, could you push the due date to next week? When will you be able to finish it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: When will you be able to finish it? Umm probably by Tuesday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) Tuesday sounds perfect to be honest I have to work overtime this week and to be able to push the roast back to the weekend would spare me a lot of stress. Edited August 19, 2020 by Sorana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Alright then, let's make the due date Tuesday for @Sorana @DramaQueen and @Matrim's Dice. I can’t go much farther back, so is that enough time for everyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Alright then, let's make the due date Tuesday for @Sorana @DramaQueen and @Matrim's Dice. I can’t go much farther back, so is that enough time for everyone? Yes, that's fine, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Alright then, let's make the due date Tuesday for @Sorana @DramaQueen and @Matrim's Dice. I can’t go much farther back, so is that enough time for everyone? Yep, thanks!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Alright then, let's make the due date Tuesday for @Sorana @DramaQueen and @Matrim's Dice. I can’t go much farther back, so is that enough time for everyone? Thank you so much!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 Alright then, due Tuesday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 Here you are: Spoiler *Gaotona steps on the stage and bows* Greetings to you, young man, later ruler, I know you look forward, to a great future Your titles are plenty, so I won't list them all your skills vary wildly, as far as I can recall Although maybe I should mention that you were Kelsier's ward he inspired your actions his recognition your reward You followed him, through battle and war, fighting by his side made your heart and soul soar You stumbled into madness, full of allomancy and spikes and while your friends fought the enemy you had a girl in sight Only after a while did you return to their side welcoming the foe with your arms opened up wide You trusted a voice over your own sense of reason and while that could be foolish it could also be treason *smiles apologetically* Please, don't be offended young one, because I honestly think, you're a lesson of your own History calls you a hero, the last lord of old and you started from zero, worked your way up on the front I admire your dedication the way you never gave up how you served as inspiration for a goal true and just you worked for a dream for a new way of life and made sure it turned out real a legacy of it's own kind It makes me wonder a little how great you could've been if you strived a bit more towards goals unseen It feels like a shame, that you spend so much time running after a shadow who left you behind that you never took a minute to learn proper speech and that without taking a second you change with whom you sleep *shakes his head in wonder* And yet, it's set in stone, or in steel if you prefer it is you, young man, the Lord Mistborn *bows deeply and turns to Dalinar* My reverent greetings to you, highprince of Althkar, a great man as few and a hero of war You've got a dark past well hidden behind a veil a barrier you wanted to last as the memories bring pain Our past is important, as it shapes who we are and it's role is significant in showing us a new path I could this dark time against you right now but I won't cross that line that's not why I'm here I greatly respect the way you have changed how you stepped past mistakes moved away from that range strong minded and fierce you fight for your people are not afraid of the price to pay for their freedom You step up to challenge a true god of old that's worthy of a king of a legend told Regardless your doubts and the intimidating foe you never give up ignore a tale of woe Instead you go on and accept your failure don't rest till you've won relentless your journey You're no politician lack diplomacy and finesse but you do take an action when the world calls for it you're not afraid of reactions that might be thrown your way instead you make your own decision giving few a say I think you already know your marriage was daring that by speaking these vows you opened your back to plotting Gently nudging with words is no weapon you wield so maybe keep in mind politics are also a battlefield I'm excited to see what you will do next how your journey might proceed I doubt there's time to relax Only time will tell us, of the path you will take and I know you'll keep many of us reading till late. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Here is mine! I tried a new rhyming format, 1 1, 2 2, 3, [enter] 4 4, 5 5, 3 [etc...], well, it's probably easier just to read it. But you'll see what I mean; the last lines of each paragraph all rhyme with each other. Anyways: Spoiler *Dalinar Kholin strides back into where he had won twice before, preparing his mind and voice for another battle. He grins at the boy and old man seated on the floor.* Well, well, well This sure is swell Me standing here S'what you should fear Cause your faults I will sing Gaotona, old man I’m not a fan Of your way of life It did cause much strife To the girl who saved your king. The Arbiters and you Shut Shai in a room Put a limit on the time To create a soul so divine An unrealistic thing. But that is not all A Bloodsealer you did call An evil dark magic With skeletals so tragic What were you thinking? Didn’t you in your youth Manipulate the truth Conning poor Ashravan Nudging forward your plan To seize the Empire’s bling? *Shakes head in disappointment* You claim outwardly to be A lover of the artistry Of sculptures and painters And yet you dislike the changers Of the souls of disliked nothing? Forgers change and reshape Making useless things great Creating masterful works And while they may have some quirks Your respect for their talent should be something But you’re quick to dismiss One of the greatest artist’s Presence in your palace of rose And sink to continual lows While scrambling to fix everything. I would like to think it That a man of your age and merit Would know where, how, and what And on which steps to strut In this thing called living But it’s clear, good Arbiter That the years haven’t made you brighter The irony lies In your decisions about Shai: You were saved by what you found disgusting. *Dalinar Kholin considers a bow, but evidently decides the Arbiter is unworthy. He turns to wink at Spook.* Now, now, now I’m wondering how You made it this far When your skills truly are Hard to find in the splinters of wood This does seem familiar Déjà vu makes this similar I’m thinking we’ve fought Once before, and I thought That I’d scared you away for good I suppose you’ve been smart But talking cute isn’t art Even if it buys the upvotes It’s a weak way to float In this battle of words But maybe I’ll try it It might get me some credit: Wassing the thinking the way that you talk Is notting the proper of wassingly balk? Having the have of ever wassing no should-! *Visibly shudders* Spook, I don’t even know what I said But I do know that’s no ‘High Imperial’, friend Those ‘ing’s butcher the very language we speak I can almost hear the fluid your brain must leak- -If I could rescue your mind, believe me, I would. With that out of the way I’ll focus more on today Where the Lord Mistborn you became Created an Empire built on shame You aren’t worthy of surviving where you stood You made yourself Emperor But forbade a successor For reasons that are unknown After your wind had blown It apparently was the only one that could I’ve already told of your past Where you trusted too fast And almost destroyed Scadrial’s chance At surviving death’s last dance Luckily Vin and Elend pulled a trick from their hood Their sacrifice is why Your survival makes me cry They did all the work And you prospered from a shirk While Sazed fixed the broken world Your life is built upon A lie that you stepped on The Survivor of the Flame Shoved away all the blame And took over the land saved by good *Dalinar sighs at the pitiful opponents thrown at him. He bows to neither, respects neither. For a diplomatic warrior can only respect those who are worth something* @Sorana, @DramaQueen, @Ghanderflaffle, hope you enjoy! Oh, PS for @DramaQueen: Quote I suppose you’ve been smart But talking cute isn’t art Even if it buys the upvotes It’s a weak way to float In this battle of words I don't mean it! The Spook language High Imperial (cough, Fadran, cough) in your roasts are seriously my favorite part. Course, I don't mean any of the roasts in the entire thing, about anybody. But this one gets a special mention and clarification. Edited August 24, 2020 by Matrim's Dice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I don't mean it! The Spook language in your roasts are seriously my favorite part. Did you just say Spook Language? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 31 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Did you just say Spook Language? Yes. Yes I did. High Imperial? Eastern Street Slang? Spook Language? Which do you prefer? Clearly not the latter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 Just now, Matrim's Dice said: Yes. Yes I did. High Imperial? Eastern Street Slang? Spook Language? Which do you prefer? Clearly not the latter? High Imperial, of course. I have a rusting academy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: Here is mine! I tried a new rhyming format, 1 1, 2 2, 3, [enter] 4 4, 5 5, 3 [etc...], well, it's probably easier just to read it. But you'll see what I mean; the last lines of each paragraph all rhyme with each other. Consider me impressed! That's incredible! Out of curiosity how do you, or anybody else at that, go about writing their roasts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 8 hours ago, Sorana said: Consider me impressed! That's incredible! Out of curiosity how do you, or anybody else at that, go about writing their roasts? Hmm, I typically just go with whatever comes to mind. Open up a blank document, and... just go Sometimes I'll have the coppermind article open for the character I'm doing if I don't remember a whole lot about them, but most of the time I just do whatever I think of in that moment. Later I come back to get a fresh look on it and change a few words for rhythm, but most of the time I just sorta go and write it mostly in one sitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 Looks good so far! Don’t forget to post yours @DramaQueen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: Looks good so far! Don’t forget to post yours @DramaQueen. I'm so sorry! I haven't had much time to be working on it since I got back from my trip. We spent a lot of time unpacking, then we did a lot of other stuff as a family. If at all possible, it would be really nice if I could get the due date pushed back just one more day. If not, I'll do my best to get it done by the end of today. Once again, super sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: I'm so sorry! I haven't had much time to be working on it since I got back from my trip. We spent a lot of time unpacking, then we did a lot of other stuff as a family. If at all possible, it would be really nice if I could get the due date pushed back just one more day. If not, I'll do my best to get it done by the end of today. Once again, super sorry. Here. I'll stall for you. As Leader of the Hegemony of the World, I order you to give DramaQueen more time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 16 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: Hmm, I typically just go with whatever comes to mind. Open up a blank document, and... just go Sometimes I'll have the coppermind article open for the character I'm doing if I don't remember a whole lot about them, but most of the time I just do whatever I think of in that moment. Later I come back to get a fresh look on it and change a few words for rhythm, but most of the time I just sorta go and write it mostly in one sitting. Oh wow! You really have a great feeling for rhythms and rhymes. I have to do something like three revisions, one to get some ideas down, one to get it rhyme and then I usually need a thrid one to get at least some meassure of rhythm right. Although I'm getting better and faster ever since this started. It takes me less time to get my scribbled drafts into something useful than when I started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 @DramaQueen? Hello? Dalinar wishes to hear some more High Imperial rap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said: @DramaQueen? Hello? Dalinar wishes to hear some more High Imperial rap! Sorry!! I'm struggling. Spoiler I've never been able to read The Emperor's Soul, so everything I say about Gaotona, I have to get from Coppermind. It's hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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