Ghanderflaffle Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Uhm... Are any taken yet? Spensa, Jasnah, Moelach, and Fleet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Spensa, Jasnah, Moelach, and Fleet. I'm thinking maybe... Pattern? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 46 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I'm thinking maybe... Pattern? 53 minutes ago, Hentient said: @Ghanderflaffle I’ll play! I’ll be Spensa (but could I also be put in a later bracket if that’s not to much to ask? I’ll be busy till the 20th but after that I’m totally down for this) 55 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Thanks. I'll take Jasnah. I doubt I could do her justice, though. Got it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in... @Ghanderflaffle sign me up as Edgli, I feel some poetry Awakening in my soul. I'll see if we can't drum up some more Roasters. @Personification, the bard of the shard, do you want to participate in the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament? It's a ton of fun. @Herowannabe, creator of Awesome Koloss emojis and prince of perspicacity, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, wannabe a participant? @Zath, the possessor of the cutest profile picture on the shard, and poetic genius, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament, want to sign up? @Archer, creator of, in my humble opinion, the bests roasts ever (the annotated Allomancer Jak ones), the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, want to join up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in... @Ghanderflaffle sign me up as Edgli, I feel some poetry Awakening in my soul. I'll see if we can't drum up some more Roasters. @Personification, the bard of the shard, do you want to participate in the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament? It's a ton of fun. @Herowannabe, creator of Awesome Koloss emojis and prince of perspicacity, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, wannabe a participant? @Zath, the possessor of the cutest profile picture on the shard, and poetic genius, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament, want to sign up? @Archer, creator of, in my humble opinion, the bests roasts ever (the annotated Allomancer Jak ones), the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, want to join up? I have been summoned! What's going on here and how can I be apart of it but maybe not depending on if I have time? To clarify, if I do have time I'm sure I'd love to participate. Also, I haven't posted any new parodies in over a year (though I keep meaning to), I don't know if I still qualify as a bard... Edited September 14, 2020 by Personification 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 40 minutes ago, Personification said: I have been summoned! What's going on here and how can I be apart of it but maybe not depending on if I have time? To clarify, if I do have time I'm sure I'd love to participate. Also, I haven't posted any new parodies in over a year (though I keep meaning to), I don't know if I still qualify as a bard... The basic idea is ~16 people sign up to represent characters from Brandon's books, and in the voice of their selected character they roast the other characters represented in that round in verse, and when the round is over people vote for their favorite roast. The winner (and sometimes winners) go on to the next round and fun is had by all. The very first post in this thread explains it better than I have. As to being the Bard of the Shard, that is an honor that you have earned for your numerous brilliant parodies, and if all you had written was "Bye,Bye, Tanavast What a Guy" the appellation would still likewise be yours. Brilliant stuff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The basic idea is ~16 people sign up to represent characters from Brandon's books, and in the voice of their selected character they roast the other characters represented in that round in verse, and when the round is over people vote for their favorite roast. The winner (and sometimes winners) go on to the next round and fun is had by all. The very first post in this thread explains it better than I have. As to being the Bard of the Shard, that is an honor that you have earned for your numerous brilliant parodies, and if all you had written was "Bye,Bye, Tanavast What a Guy" the appellation would still likewise be yours. Brilliant stuff! Thanks. I think I will join in, but with the stipulation that I can't talk about anyone from outside of the Cosmere or the Cytoverse and that I have to wait until next week to participate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 31 minutes ago, Personification said: Thanks. I think I will join in, but with the stipulation that I can't talk about anyone from outside of the Cosmere or the Cytoverse and that I have to wait until next week to participate. Awesome! Just pick a character and ping Ghanderflaffle to let them know (Ghanderflaffle's running the tournament, and doing a smashing job of it too)! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Can you ping me next week to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 49 minutes ago, Personification said: Can you ping me next week to do it? I think you can just pick a character and let Ghander know that you want to be in a later round, there are usually four preliminary rounds, and Ghander is super nice! If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll ping you next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 I will join as M-Bot. Just had a nice idea how I might structure my entries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 22 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Please mention anyone you think may be interested! Last round participants: @hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Gears @Hentient @The_Truthwatcher @Truthless of Shinovar @Toaster Retribution @SirWolfe @Sorana @Fezzik @Lunamor @Matrim's Dice @DramaQueen. (Sorry for the double post) Sorry, I'm super busy, and I don't have time to write good roasts. I'll have fun watching, though!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Sorana said: I will join as M-Bot. Just had a nice idea how I might structure my entries. 13 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in... @Ghanderflaffle sign me up as Edgli, I feel some poetry Awakening in my soul. I'll see if we can't drum up some more Roasters. @Personification, the bard of the shard, do you want to participate in the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament? It's a ton of fun. @Herowannabe, creator of Awesome Koloss emojis and prince of perspicacity, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, wannabe a participant? @Zath, the possessor of the cutest profile picture on the shard, and poetic genius, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament, want to sign up? @Archer, creator of, in my humble opinion, the bests roasts ever (the annotated Allomancer Jak ones), the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, want to join up? Got both of you. 10 hours ago, Personification said: Can you ping me next week to do it? I can stick you in a later bracket if you want. We probably won’t start until next week anyways. 10 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Awesome! Just pick a character and ping Ghanderflaffle to let them know (Ghanderflaffle's running the tournament, and doing a smashing job of it too)! 9 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I think you can just pick a character and let Ghander know that you want to be in a later round, there are usually four preliminary rounds, and Ghander is super nice! If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll ping you next week. Aww, thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 @Ghanderflaffle, put me down as Gallant the Ryshadium. Also, I want to reiterate that I won't be able to go against anyone who isn't in the Cosmere or Cytoverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Personification said: @Ghanderflaffle, put me down as Gallant the Ryshadium. Also, I want to reiterate that I won't be able to go against anyone who isn't in the Cosmere or Cytoverse. It'll be randomized for who you go against, but most people are probably going to be in both of those. I don’t have anyone who's not of those universes yet. Edited September 14, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) Count me in @Ghanderflaffle as Silence's Grandmother! I'll be the one throwing shade. Edited September 14, 2020 by Fezzik 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Fezzik said: Count me in @Ghanderflaffle as Silence's Grandmother! I'll be the one throwing shade. Got it! I still have 9 spots left! Mention your buds! Edited September 15, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to mention someone and for them to see it. @I Used To Be A Fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Que? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said: Que? I just wanted to know if you would be interested. You're someone I know is active and I’ve seen around in a lot of the threads I frequent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 I'd be interested, What exactly is this? @Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said: I'd be interested, What exactly is this? @Ghanderflaffle The first post explains it best, but you pick a Sanderson character, I stick you in a bracket, and you roast other Sanderson characters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Alright, Can I be Lunamor, or is that taken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said: Alright, Can I be Lunamor, or is that taken? It's still free! If there's anyone else you think might like to participate please mention them, we still have 8 spots left! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: It's still free! If there's anyone else you think might like to participate please mention them, we still have 8 spots left! @Frustration, do you want to cause Frustration? @Danex, you already destroyed me once, wanna do it again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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