Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 When you and Slimy12345678910 are eating cookies and you warn him that one may be spiked with hermalergic spikes 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 When you see this mask and immediately think 'wow, someone's hemallurgy has gone spectacularly wrong' 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 When you table flip every time you tell someone to look up "Mistborn"....and they look up "Missborn" EVERY TIME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 When you dream you're: A. An Epic. B. A Reckoner and Worldhopper D. The main character in a Sanderson book. All of those at different times. Except the Reckoner and Worldhopper one. That was odd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kav Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 When you start thinking Kal would be a great name for your firstborn... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 When getting sixteen upvotes on a post fills you with a sense of Cosmeric grandness. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuxue Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 When, one bright Sunday morning, you, having seen this Sanderson guy mentioned (and, based on the surname, wondered if he's some distant relative) pick up The Final Empire, read it, and think "This book. I like it. ANOTHER" [insert appropriate Thor gif here]. And then, almost exactly one week later, you realise you have read every published cosmere work. (I'm not going to survive the wait, am I?) 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 When, one bright Sunday morning, you, having seen this Sanderson guy mentioned (and, based on the surname, wondered if he's some distant relative) pick up The Final Empire, read it, and think "This book. I like it. ANOTHER" [insert appropriate Thor gif here]. And then, almost exactly one week later, you realise you have read every published cosmere work. (I'm not going to survive the wait, am I?) No, you're not. Another thing that you will find is that no other book is as enjoyable as a Sanderson novel. Basically you will read ever story and think how much better it would have been if Brandon had written it and then you will go back to eternally reading and rereading cosmere until you die. I know, and I have only been a been reading his works for a few months. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Have you gone to his website and read the annotations? Those are fun to just get a better idea of what he does (and some Cosmere hints, too...). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuxue Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 I've just started in on his site/these forums/all the extras. Maybe this time I can exert a modicum of self-control and make it last longer than a week. Good thing he's given us so much to speculate on in the books - it's an excellent excuse to re-read instead of, you know, being a productive and useful member of society 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 When you worry about work and school cutting in to your forum time. When you see this mask and immediately think 'wow, someone's hemallurgy has gone spectacularly wrong' Shoddy workmanship. Not DA approved or affiliated. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 When you say "I am offend" and your brother replies with "I am disappoint," and you're sad because he does not get the reference. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I can think of the solution to that I've been pestering my dad for ages to read some of Sanderson's stuff but he's a really slow reader so he never has. He did really enjoy how Brandon finished the WoT though and enjoyed the signing I dragged him too so I'll probably get him to eventually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 When, one bright Sunday morning, you, having seen this Sanderson guy mentioned (and, based on the surname, wondered if he's some distant relative) pick up The Final Empire, read it, and think "This book. I like it. ANOTHER" [insert appropriate Thor gif here]. And then, almost exactly one week later, you realise you have read every published cosmere work. (I'm not going to survive the wait, am I?) You are telling me you read the two volumes of the stormlight archive (1000+ pages each, and big ones), the mistborn trilogy + alloy of law (2500 pages total, albeit on smaller sheets), elantris and warbreaker (almost other 1000 pages) in one week? Were you burning bendalloy or draining your zincmind? Anyway, what you can do to fill the wait is read his non-cosmere books. they also are good, should keep you busy for a few more days 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You are telling me you read the two volumes of the stormlight archive (1000+ pages each, and big ones), the mistborn trilogy + alloy of law (2500 pages total, albeit on smaller sheets), elantris and warbreaker (almost other 1000 pages) in one week? Were you burning bendalloy or draining your zincmind? Anyway, what you can do to fill the wait is read his non-cosmere books. they also are good, should keep you busy for a few more days I can read all his books, Cosmere and non-Cosmere in 3 days. I have done so on several different occasions. Thought this is when I don't need to work or go to school. If I do and I don't take longer than 14 hours doing such things then it takes me a whole week to finish them. Yay for insomnia. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You know your friends are sanderfans when the tackle you after you borrow the last copy of firefight. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 When, one bright Sunday morning, you, having seen this Sanderson guy mentioned (and, based on the surname, wondered if he's some distant relative) pick up The Final Empire, read it, and think "This book. I like it. ANOTHER" [insert appropriate Thor gif here]. And then, almost exactly one week later, you realise you have read every published cosmere work. (I'm not going to survive the wait, am I?) This is why I am a happy person. It takes weeks for me to read one book the size of Words of Radiance. Of course, I psycho-analyze everything. This usually reduces the enjoyment of a fictional book, but Sanderson writes books that do not lose enjoyment with analysis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 When your assignment is to put a message to be decoded by another student through DNA you use " there's always another secret" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 When your friend, who has never shown an emotion other than sarcasm, hugs you in the middle of class when he finds out that you sre letting him borrow your signed copy 17 of Firefight. When you write a bigger essay for the 17th Shard than your college English class. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuxue Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 You are telling me you read the two volumes of the stormlight archive (1000+ pages each, and big ones), the mistborn trilogy + alloy of law (2500 pages total, albeit on smaller sheets), elantris and warbreaker (almost other 1000 pages) in one week? Were you burning bendalloy or draining your zincmind? Anyway, what you can do to fill the wait is read his non-cosmere books. they also are good, should keep you busy for a few more days I'm a fast reader. It is both a blessing and a curse at times...I knew seeking out the Old Magic was a bad idea... 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 When you know that there has to be an afterlife because if Brandon died before he completed the cosmere then the world would literally end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Finally got around to listening to Ookla the Mok, my goodness, I understand now Peter! They are indeed amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 When the first act of any road trip is banning you from talking about anything even faintly Brandon Sanderson related. When, in your woodshop class, you consider making a life size model of a bridge from Stormlight Archive. When your friend is says something along the lines of "...but I'll survive," and you immediately respond with, "You'd get along well with Kelsier". 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) When you're impressions of a book fair are "Why are they selling WoR and not WoK?" (Seriously!!!) "They have Rithmatist!" "Why does no one here sell Firefight??" And then you buy the 3 volumes Dangerous Women has been split into even though you only want Brandon's story. Maybe that last just makes me a bookworm.....I can live with that Edited February 13, 2015 by Delightful 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 When you can't focus in work, because there is unread Brandons e-book sitting on your desktop... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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