You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Shardbearer he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you start to wonder who around you might be a worldhopper in hiding.

Edited January 13, 2024 by AonEne
Merged parts one and two

[Cartith he/him]

when you're going to work and you think: this traffic would be a lot less frustrating with allomancy.

[Edgedancer he/him]

When you worry that you may rip your soul apart when hammering a nail.

when you obsess over the numbers 10 and 16.

[Scriptorian he/him]

yeah... and then you suddenly start thinking what a pain in the butt would be findin the right alloy for pewter, or steel, or everuthing else. And what it might cost... and how to store and use allomancy in perfectly non-allomantical world

Ah, but you can buy vials of allomantic metals from http://store.brandonsanderson.com/. The atium, malatium, and electrum vials are fake, though. 

 

when you watch a movie and think "that effect could look nice in Mistborn movie"?

Through both movies I've watched recently (Caching Fire and Hobbit 2), I kept thinking how awesome Mistborn would be on the big screen.

 

When you can't read "normal" fantasy because the magic systems are too dumb.

[Natans he/him]

When you quote WOK in the subjetive part of a test to enter the federal governament carrer (true story)

 

I used the "to be human is desire what you can't have" =)

 

(Crossing fingers and waiting for the result) =)

Edited December 13, 2013 by Natans

[Natans he/him]

Oh... well good luck!

 

 Tks, lets hope that the person that will correct the test are Sanderson fan  =)

[Aether he/him]

... When you start taking the principle of tin-foil hats seriously, but complain that most people confuse aluminum with tin.

Edited December 13, 2013 by Aether

[Shardbearer he/him]

... when you start worrying about the Realmatic implications of your beliefs.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

When you use Hoid quotes in debates.

When you doodle Allomantic symbols and scribble in Alethi.

[Aether he/him]

... When you start looking for sentences in which you can use "bescumber".

[The Rooster he/him]

When you're bored in church and you find yourself wondering which shard Jesus had..

[Shardbearer he/him]

When you start experimenting with doodles of your home country, trying to access the Dor.

[Aether he/him]

... When you gather a crew of specialists and raise an army in order to overtake and overthrow your government.

 

Boy, don't you just hate it when that happens!

[Claincy he/him]

... When you gather a crew of specialists and raise an army in order to overtake and overthrow your government.

 

Boy, don't you just hate it when that happens!

Really sucks huh?

 

When your first thought in the morning is about a theory you can't wait to post on 17s.

[Kadrok she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you and your wife put your random oscillations between silver-tongued and dreary-dullard down to a need to store Charm Feruchemically.

[Claincy he/him]

When you spend ridiculous quantities of time in mistborn roll-playing games and designing and creating things based on Brandon's works.

 

When one of your first reactions to any magic system is to wonder how it could fit with realmatics.

 

When you are excited about an RAFO because it means you can go on theorizing and that there is something important to theorize about.

[Iredomi]

When you say eighty the number and think Ati the shard...

[Metacognition he/him]

...When you and your mate get tattoos of the symbols for the God-Metals for Ruin and Preservation to represent the Harmony you become by being together.

 

[Iredomi]

That is, I've got to say one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Upvote for the amazingness of it all!

[Metacognition he/him]

I figured that if anyone would appreciate it, the 17th Shard would, so thank you for that.

 

I don't want to go into detail about my life, but it really does fit. My girl got Ruin's metal and I got Preservation's. We keep each other sane in so many ways.

I even tried to get them to work in some BioChromatic colors in them to contrast them, but she just wanted a simple design for hers. It makes sense in a way; Ruin wouldn't have wanted to make things complicated. "Just give me the final design and do it already!" That seemed to be her focus.

I'm glad you guys like it. It shouldn't mean anything, but when other Sanderson fans approve, that means we did it right and where I'd love it anyways, that's just icing on the cake!

[Edgedancer he/him]

When you whorship trees because they can splinter or when the aforemetioned tatto Story makes you go "aww that is so cute."

[Mailliw73 he/him]

When you hear the word Smoke or Smoker and think of copper.

When you hear any of the names of Allomantic metals and you think, "Coinshot,Lurcher, Soother, Rioter, Smoker, Seeker, Tineye, or Thug."

[Aether he/him]

When you hear the word Smoke or Smoker and think of copper.

When you hear any of the names of Allomantic metals and you think, "Coinshot,Lurcher, Soother, Rioter, Smoker, Seeker, Tineye, or Thug."

You forgot Seer, Augur, Oracle, Slider, Pulser, Leecher, Nicroburst, Aluminum Gnat and Duralumin Gnat (!).

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Well, those are the ones I think of. I don't think of the rarer ones, especially not from Bendalloy.

[Aether he/him]

Well, those are the ones I think of. I don't think of the rarer ones, especially not from Bendalloy.

Want me to cite the Ferrings too? ^^