You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

YKYASFW your friends hide their Sanderson books so you won't constantly ask them questions on their progress, theories, and favorites. They're honestly so funny about it. 

[Treamayne]

10 hours ago, Ookla said:

YKYASFW you wish you could use the colors in your clothes to do cool stuff. 

When you see somebody wearing all grey and think "Uh, oh - Awakener, watch out. . . "

[UltimateArchivist He/Him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when your newer friend asks what the Wheel of Time is and you respond with "There's always another secret."

[Edema Rue she/her]

44 minutes ago, UltimateArchivist said:

You know you are a Sanderfan when your newer friend asks what the Wheel of Time is and you respond with "There's always another secret."

xD I laughed way too hard at that-

[S. Stormy she/her]

20 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

*realizes I post on here WAY too much*

When you have this conversation:

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Person, seeing my shirt: “MISTBOOORRRRNN!!”

Me: “MISTBOOORRRNNN!”

Person: “I love mistborn!”

Me: “Me too. That’s why I have a mistborn shirt.”

Person: “Have you read any of his other books?”

Me: “All of them.”

Person: “All-”

Me: “ALL of them.”

Person: “Oh…”

Me: “Oh.”

 

Is their "oh" mean "me too"?

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

YKYASFW you read Yumi for the fourth time, finish it, then immediately restart it.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

YKYASFW you're in the middle of 3-4 other books, (2 of which are Sanderson) and your hand automatically reaches for Warbreaker...

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, S. Stormy said:

Is their "oh" mean "me too"?

No…

If only…

I think it was a “oh dear me you’re crazy” which would be awkward but it’s ok because we’re friends. 

[Treamayne]

. . . When your 85lb GSD makes "Wayne Trades" with the toys

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Seriously, he done this for a while, but I just put it together. When Vixen has a toy he wants, he picks up a toy, runs to her, drops that toy and takes her toy, then walks away. Indoors, outdoors, doesn't matter

Spoiler

Vixen is the older sister, Black and Tan (Age 7) - she loves to chase things and hates bringing toys back

Sullivan is the younger brother, Sable (Age 6) - He likes to play keep-away and will only chase a thrown toy if she goes after it first

 

 

[The Stormfather He/Him]

YKYASW You are constantly anytime you need to say a random number you say 16 or (If the number needs to be high,)  631.

At this point, ive made hundreds of 631 jokes. hundreds. Maybe around six hundred... a bit more than that. Around six hundred and thirty one.

[reisleK she/her]

When you friends [who have never read Sanderson] start dreaming about reading his books

[Annatar he/him]

when you tell every bookish person you know about Brandon Sandersons books until you find that one person who already reads Sanderson and yall spend the next hour disscusing books regardless of time

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

When a kid in Seminary comes to class wearing a Bridge Four shirt so you keep trying to secretly signal him during class. *bridge four salute*

Alternately when you draw a gloryspren on your Book of Mormon.

[AonEne he/him]

On 4/17/2024 at 7:29 PM, Treamayne said:

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Vixen is the older sister, Black and Tan (Age 7) - she loves to chase things and hates bringing toys back

Sullivan is the younger brother, Sable (Age 6) - He likes to play keep-away and will only chase a thrown toy if she goes after it first

They're ADORABLE, I love them. 

YKYASW you have spent hundreds of dollars on your Sanderson collection and it's theoretically worth thousands?? (Book collecting is wild, man.) 

When there has been a magnet of Shallan saying "I am plotting tax evasion" on your whiteboard for like a year. 

When you met some of the people most dear to you in the world on this website. 

[king of nowhere]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/FlaBsERulK

when you see that image, and you think "yumi was there"

[S. Stormy she/her]

When listening to Way of Kings(specifically the Bridge Four and Droplets chapters) motivates you to run longer and more often with your friend.

@IheartKaladin4eva

[Forts Board]

YKYASW you keep refreshing Arcanum to see if any new C2E2 wobs have come in. And also when you want to keep telling your friends about the awakened metalmind you use called ChatGPT.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Forts Board said:

YKYASW you keep refreshing Arcanum to see if any new C2E2 wobs have come in. And also when you want to keep telling your friends about the awakened metalmind you use called ChatGPT.

I will never see this the same again.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

YKYASW you find three chalk circles on the ground, and you immediately try to imagine how the rithmatic duel went. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 5/1/2024 at 2:13 PM, One of the Ten Fools said:

YKYASW you find three chalk circles on the ground, and you immediately try to imagine how the rithmatic duel went. 

YKYASW you find sidewalk chalk and try to draw circles before realizing you would be a terrible rithmatist

[FireflyGuardian he/him]

On 12/13/2013 at 5:36 PM, Scriptorian said:

Ah, but you can buy vials of allomantic metals from http://store.brandonsanderson.com/. The atium, malatium, and electrum vials are fake, though. 

You can? I couldn't find them on the store, could you please provide a direct link? Thanks!

[Scriptorian he/him]

2 hours ago, FireflyGuardian said:

You can? I couldn't find them on the store, could you please provide a direct link? Thanks!

That post was from over ten years ago . Looks like you can get them now at worldbuilder's market.

[Xaladin he/him]

I drained my Steelmind on Saturday and now I am working hard to refill it.
 

Translation to boring-speak: I ran a Half Marathon on Saturday, and now I’m walking really slowly everywhere because of soreness. 

[Ookla she/her]

YKYASF when you buy a book, read it, and then go, "Eh. Fairly mediocre compared to [X Sanderson Book]," even if it is by all other metrics a stellar fantasy novel.

[Treamayne]

. . . when you are watching "How the Universe Works" ('Dark Secrets of the Moon' episode) and they say "Every time the scientists peel back the layers they find another secret" and your first thought is "even documentaries quote Kelsier."